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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · Nov 16

Making a pinned post to list my completed fics (and standalone vignette type fics) all in one post! I'll add from oldest to newest over the next few days.

I'll still post individual chapter updates for multi-chapter fics, but one-shots will go straight here. Hope y'all have find some to enjoy!

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 13h

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 18 –Horns/Tails + #Kinktober Prompt 1–Masturbation + Bonus Prompt –Temporary/Permanent Marks

Aziraphale’s true form is a ram and Crowley has FEELINGS about his horns.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 19: 18. Horns/Tails

Summary:
Aziraphale has a little bleed through of his true form one lazy morning. Crowley is very intrigued by the resulting horns.

(Kinktober Day 1 – Masturbation and Bonus Prompt – Temporary/Permanent Marks)

Notes:
Did I need to add a bonus prompt here when masturbation fit well? No. But when you read and see what the mark is, I think you will understand why yes, I actually did need to.

Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, true form Aziraphale (ram), horns, masturbation, face-sitting, grinding

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Crowley watched from the corner of his eye until Aziraphale seemed properly engrossed again, then rolled his head over to look more closely, heat swirling pleasantly in his abdomen.

How unfair that Aziraphale had been granted access to Crowley’s partial form so many times, a form he very vocally enjoyed each time it appeared, while depriving Crowley of the same opportunity. He’d complimented his full ram form enough that he had to know he’d appreciate it! Someone, he would have asked for it if he’d even known Aziraphale could do it.

But now that he’d seen it, Crowley would absolutely be demanding its reappearance. Aziraphale was gorgeous like this.

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 13h

Fantasy Month 2025 prompt #4 – giant

A captured Angel learns to like it BIG.

#Kinktober Prompt 18 – Size Queen

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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“I swear I didn’t know that a giant had moved in, that this was your home, I thought it was abandoned, I was just looking for a place to shelter for the night, I meant no harm! Please, I’ll do anything, just don’t eat me!”

A sinister, amused rumble from behind the camera. “Anything is a dangerous offer, but so be it. I’ve a few things you can do for me. Sit up straight and open your mouth.”

Angel did, eagerly, if confused, only to slam it shut again as an absolute monster of a cock came into frame. It was as long as Angel’s forearm and as thick as its thickest part all the way down the shaft. The thing was a battering ram, and the camboy seemed positively tiny before it.

“I’ll only ask once,” the giant warned. “You can think on it for now. You have until I decide whether your fat flesh would taste better with a savory glaze or a sweet one.”

Angel didn’t need to think, the threat making him open his mouth before the giant could open his.

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, this one is a BRAIN MELTER!!

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badsnekgirlihavetemptedyou @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social · 1d

Ineffable Kinktober prompt: voyeurism

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 15 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own] share.google/1bX1E89hbTBe...

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 15 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Prince John🌟 @trashboatprince.bsky.social · 2d

I finally drew Snotlout!
This... style does not work when it comes to noses lol
#httyd #howtotrainyourdragon

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 1d

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 17 - Voyeurism and #Kinktober Prompt 31 – Hot Tub Sex

Crowley catches Aziraphale in a hot tub and can’t help but watch her take care of herself.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 18: 17. Voyeurism

Summary:
In the most unexpected of places, Crowley finds an angel in a hot tub. Said angel is really enjoying said hot tub.

(Kinktober Day 31 – Hot Tub Sex)

Notes:
Believe it or not, I’ve had this idea for months, and had saved it for a potential Kinktober prompt. Now to be fair, the idea was quite simple and consisted only of “Fem Azi in hot tub (tits above water)”, so uh, spoiler, and enjoy my extended vision :P

Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has a penis, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale (imagined). voyeurism, masturbation, semi-public sex, sexual fantasy

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Not a luxurious hot tub experience, being almost enclosed in what was essentially a glorified, roofless shack. Aziraphale would never entertain.

Except, apparently he would. No, apparently she would, Crowley corrected himself as he crept up to a tiny gap in the fence and peeked through, spotting familiar blonde hair on top of a slightly less familiar form. He hadn’t been able to hold back a gasp, but she didn’t appear to hear it over the bubbles, smiling and humming as she wriggled her shoulders back and adjusted her position.

So Crowley, frozen in awe, dumbstruck by angelic beauty, didn’t get a chance to reveal himself before magnificent, magnificent breasts were rising to the surface.

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 1d

Fantasy Month 2024 prompt #4 – unicorn

Impure boys who touch pure unicorns must be punished.

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 18* – Horns/Tails

*Posted a day early so no double updates

#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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Angel was in a white shirt and jean shorts, pouting up at the camera from where he sat on something that seemed to mimic grass. At first glance, it was quite a tame outfit, something an innocent young man might wear when exploring the lovely outdoors in summer, when lounging in a meadow like Angel appeared to be doing now.

But when one looked a little closer, it became clear that the shorts were just a hair too short for modesty, the shirt a little too tight, the point of its V-shaped neckline plunging a titch below what would be considered decent.

So, it made sense that when Angel spoke, what he said was, “I’m so sorry, I promise I meant no harm. It’s only that I never thought I could even get this opportunity! I know that I’m impure and that unicorns aren’t drawn to someone like me,” he looked down shyly. “But you were already here, even if you hadn’t come for me, and I thought that a little touch wouldn’t hurt. I was just so curious to know what it would be like! And you can’t blame me for being curious, I’m sure?”

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Lonicera (DS2 era) @lonicera-c.bsky.social · 1d

need more Ladyhawke (1985) AUs
#GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands

Aziraphale and Crowley are embracing in a beam of sunlight. Aziraphale is wearing a white gown, with a gold-trimmed wrap, and Crowley is in black armor with silver accents, under a black cloak. Crowley is holding Aziraphale up around the hips, and they're looking each other in the eyes joyfully as Aziraphale runs his fingers through Crowley's hair. They're so in love, and happy to be together. This is based on a scene from Ladyhawke (1985).

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 2d

Now it’s time for office sex in CROWLEY’S office, as these two continue to be unable to keep their hands off of each other literally ever.

#Kinktober Prompt 15 – Semi-Public

*Posted a day late to spread out updates

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/567922...

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Part of the reason she’d invited Aziraphale ‘alone’ was the fact that their other friends were unmitigated hooligans and she shuddered to think what impression they’d give or, more importantly, what they could do if they managed to sneak off and get a hold of chemicals. Crowley had seen what Beelzebub could do with horrendously concentrated hydrochloric acid.

Never again.

Another obvious part of the reason that she’d been invited was that she loved her with her whole heart and wanted to share this day with her. She knew they’d have their own quiet celebration with a bottle or two of wine and tender touches later this evening, and she knew they’d have a rowdier one tomorrow night with their usual crowd at their usual club. But to have her stand at her side in this place where she’d shed so much blood, sweat, and tears and say goodbye to it with her was an honor.

And the final reason was pretty unsurprising to anyone who knew Crowley even moderately well.

She had needs and she never missed a chance for mischief.

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 2d

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 16 – True Form/Eldritch and #Kinktober Prompt 24 – Non-Con

A prequel to our favorite feral lion Aziraphale fic; this is how Aziraphale managed his impulses before. MIND THE WARNINGS!

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

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Chapter 17: 16. True Form/Eldritch

Summary:
The vicious instincts of the Principalities must find release at least once a century. Heaven provides the perfect wishing room to allow them to revel in it.

Aziraphale revels until he very definitively doesn’t.

A prequel to my childhood spat back out the monster that you see.

(Kinktober Day 24 – Non-Con)

Notes:
WARNING FOR NON-CON AND GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE: More details will be provided in the end notes for those who don’t mind spoilers. However, I would like all to be aware that while this is a room that bends itself to the monster Aziraphale becomes’ desires and does not involve real animals, humans, demons, or angels, there is vividly imagined violence, non-sexual and sexual, making up the majority of this prompt.

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Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, lion-presenting Aziraphale, Aziraphale has a penis, Crowley has a vulva, top Aziraphale/bottom Crowley, top Aziraphale/bottom others, true form Aziraphale, feral Aziraphale, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, vaginal sex, anal sex, multiple orgasms, come marking, spit as lube, come as lube

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Aziraphale couldn’t help but grit his teeth to try and avoid the change, even if changing was the whole purpose of his trip here. It was awful, the feeling of bones and muscle rearranging into entirely different configurations. Some angels slipped in and out of their orders’ true forms with nary a hiccup, but Aziraphale felt every single blasted movement.

And worst of all were the instincts already swirling up in his mind. He could feel the lower half of his face elongating, fur sprouting from its whole surface and he fought the next step with all of his might. His head was the last of his body to go, and his self would follow suit.

Every time he fought it. Every time he tried to keep one thread of his humanity. Every time he tried to maintain just an iota of control over the violent, primitive instincts pounding at the door of the core of his being.

And every time it was for naught. Every time, his mind slipped away.

Aziraphale fell, and the Principality rose.

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⭒Lava Girl⭑ @lava-girl.bsky.social · 3d

🌷🌸🪻🌺

David Tennant @davidtennant1971.bsky.social · 3d

David Tennant Daily Photo!

A photo of David from when he attended the BAFTA Television Awards on Sunday 12th May 2024

#DavidTennant

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eldera✨comms open @eldera.bsky.social · 4d

Day 5 of #⁠storytober is for RRH au we all know and love (hopefully)😌 I struggled to draw the wolf, but he turned out cool i think😂

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 3d

😘🥰

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 3d

YOU ARE TOO NICE TO ME, ILY!!

Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 3d

Angel of Green Gables reacts to reading a naughty book.

@arabellawrites.bsky.social, this is entirely your fault for commenting Aziraphale of Green Gables on the main fic :P)

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 14 – Feeding/Food Play

#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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The perfect little maiden, waiting for something to make him bloom.

Satisfied with his perusal of whatever had stolen his attention from his book, he looked back down.

At first, he merely hummed while he read, finger tracing his path as the happy little tune floated through the air. But as he moved on, the pages were turning slower and slower. He leaned closer, eyes widening and jaw dropping. A beautiful little pink flush blossomed on his cheeks, all natural and all enticing.

“Oh my!” Angel gasped, sitting back with a hand over his mouth.

Notably, his other hand kept the book open exactly where it had been.

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 3d

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 15 – Piercings/Tattoos and #Kinktober Prompt 18 – Size Queen

Crowley’s a punk with piercings EVERYWHERE, but she might be surprised at what Aziraphale is hiding.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 16: 15. Piercings/Tattoos

Summary:
Crowley is a proper 1980s London punk with the piercings to match. Demure little Aziraphale is hiding one or two of her own.

(Kinktober Day 18 – Size Queen)

Notes:
Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, Aziraphale has a vulva, Crowley has a penis, top Crowley/bottom Aziraphale, piercings, genital piercings, cunnilingus, size kink, dirty talk, vaginal sex

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All of that was worlds different than a measly lobe piercing on each side.

But then Aziraphale’s lips curved in an enigmatic smile and said, “Oh, more than that. I might just surprise you.”

Crowley’s brain exploded, eyes zeroing in on her chest. Nipple piercings? Had to be something hiding under her clothing, no half-closed holes visible on any parts of her face that she could see. She didn’t see anything protruding from the angel’s jumper, but that meant nothing when Aziraphale actually used the support of a bra for those big tits of hers most days, unlike Crowley who liked to go without and just dare someone to stare at the outline of them

Without even thinking, she was crowding Aziraphale, steering them back into an alley where she kissed her before her brain could try and convince her it was a bad idea. Which was clearly correct because it wasn’t a bad idea, not when Aziraphale just opened her mouth to let her lick in, moaning and throwing her arms around her.

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Dee Morris @dee-morris.bsky.social · 3d

I am begging people to please bring back the word squick. You don't need to moralize or preach or preface every dislike with "I'm not a prude but--"
It's okay to have squicks, and it's healthy to set boundaries. As long as nobody's being actively harassed, we can respect the squicks of others.

Blitz the Goddamn Dragon @blitzthedragon.bsky.social · 5d

Okay, so I get some folks don't like Vivziepop. That's perfectly okay. My only ask is that they stop pumping out therapyspeak-laden word salads grasping at straws trying to moralize their dislike.

Friend just showed me a recent example and I was like "Jesse wtf are you talking about???"

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 3d

Oh I KNEW this one would hit after last year's!!! Excellent!!

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badsnekgirlihavetemptedyou @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social · 3d

Ineffable Kinktober prompt: piercings/tattoos

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 14 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own] share.google/Jkho8KH6sBeV...

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 14 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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SpooKey 👻🐈‍⬛ @keyasaurus.bsky.social · 4d

In case you haven't seen, yesterday, Dan and Phil came out as being in a relationship.

If only there had been some sort of clue. 🤔

Dan and Phill, a couple, dressed as Crowley and Aziraphale, also a couple, for Halloween 2024

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 4d

Nurse Angel specializes in some very particular body parts and their problems.

#Kinktober Prompt 13* – Medical Play

*Posted a day late so no double updates

#kinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/618845...

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“This is the problem, darling,” he repeated as he put his hands right where they’d been before. Only more firmly, given that he was now straddling his patient’s leg, a knee between his thighs. The thong had made another tantalizing appearance.

“Such a healthy, beautiful specimen isn’t meant to be soft,” he crooned, fingers creeping closer to Mr. De Ville’s shaft. “Let’s return it to its natural state. Restore your excitement, get things running again, yes?”

The redhead’s eyes were wide in a mix of anticipation and anxiety. “Shouldn’t… shouldn’t a doctor come confirm this? What it is and how to treat it?”

“Oh honey,” Nurse Angel leaned forward to stroke the tip of his nose teasingly, “I’ve been here a lot longer than our doctor. I’m the one who knows what you need. Sit back and let me take care of you.”

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 4d

#IneffableKinktober Prompt 14 – Feeding/Food Play + #Kinktober Prompt 15 – Object Insertion

Aziraphale wants to combine all of his favorite sweet treats at once, and Crowley is sweetest of all.

#kinktober2025
#ineffablekinktober2025

archiveofourown.org/works/714492...

#goodomens
#goodomensfic

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Chapter 15: 14. Feeding/Food Play

Summary:
Aziraphale wants to try all of his sweet treats together to see what the best combinations are. It only follows that Crowley is his canvas given that she’s his favorite sweet treat of all.

(Kinktober Day 15 – Object Insertion)

Notes:
A note about this because I must for my own sanity (and also as a bit of a warning): what these two are doing is very unsafe in parts of the actual food play bits, particularly sweet things on/in genitals – UTIs are no joke! But these two are miraculous and I’m using that as liberty to say that they can do the unhinged things I’m about to have them do as a treat! Y’all know I like to push it :P

Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, body worship, food play, finger sucking, temperature play, object insertion (vaginally), cunnilingus

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“I’m craving sweet things,” Aziraphale murmured against Crowley’s neck.

She arched it for him, humming happily. “I could rustle up some sweet. What do you want?”

“I’ve got it, just need you.”

“Mmm, it is very nice hand feeding you,” she said, yellow eyes glittering as she pulled back to kiss him properly. “I’m not opposed.”

He shook his head smiling. “You’re sweet.”

There was a hint of a sneer at the word. “Me, sweet?”

“My favorite treat,” he confirmed. “And I want all of my favorite treats at once. Together.”

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 4d

GAH, every one of these makes me more feral! You're nailing it!

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badsnekgirlihavetemptedyou @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social · 4d

Ineffable Kinktober prompt: feeding/food play

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 13 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own] share.google/0xlZn48ij9B8...

all i wanna feel's a little chemical rush - Chapter 13 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 5d

I say as someone who actually does like her extended family for the most part... But oof, the stress is still there even if I know I won't mind it once I get there most likely! Voluntary Halloween parties are much more soothing for the brain :P

Also, COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES