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hazelisBlueposting🐈‍⬛
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climate/Econ person on IG/Youtube/Tiktok but here it’s just pictures of my cat Blue
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Pics that go hard
me watching pluribus: oh this is a clear allegory for individualism vs collectivism
Everyone else, apparently: omg its like if ChatGPT was everybody
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
not a fan
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the real psy-op is that they don’t sell leafy greens in “just gonna put this on some sandwiches” quantities
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
RT
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sometimes I hear about these complex BDSM scenes and realize it’s not even about getting off, these kinksters just yearn for improv
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
baja blast would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You’re in her DMs I’m at her house putting her cat in air jail
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
oh also i made a video www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUQj...
AGI is the only thing keeping the AI bubble from popping
YouTube video by Hazel Thayer
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i know the internet is going downhill because "brainrot" is the new "shitpost," except we all know the shitpost was made with a rudimentary understanding of photoshop by some 20 year old in his parents' basement, whereas the "brainrot" is created by unscrupulous grifters and AI
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
recession indicator is people calling it "brainrot" instead of the time-honored "shitpost"
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I pay her in worms
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Me the second weed got legalized for some reason
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This is the quality content you can expect from my YouTube channel
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
at the function smoking that legal government weed, getting scared and going nonverbal
smoking on absolutely nothing because ever since it got legalized it's too strong now
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
smoking on absolutely nothing because ever since it got legalized it's too strong now
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
i'm with your girl smokin that shit from both ends lady-and-the-tramp style
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
David graeb’er? Hed probably rather expropriate, democratize, and redistribute ‘er
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i think in canada we should all start calling our (free) birth control Jagmeet. "are u on the jagmeet?" "i gotta go to the pharmacy to pick up some jagmeet" "you know my girl carry jagmeet."
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
smokin right at hte top of the slippery slope
getting zooted off on the myth of the tragedy of the commons
absolutely faded off sunk cost fallacy
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
instead of annoying the group chat with my one-liners they're getting posted here now
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Smokin on the shit that makes you socially liberal but fiscally conservative
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
buying $0.05 in scammy carbon offsets so i can smoke on that shit guilt free
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Smokin on mid while I drive my pickup truck full speed down the bike lane
Smokin on microplastics
Smokin on PFAS
Rollin up the mysterious flakes coming off my teflon pan and smoking that shit
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
not beating the cat allegations 🧶
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM