Someone made this meatloaf of Conan O’Brien, but it’s a dead ringer for Pete Holmes, don’t you think?

Why are all the top posts on Reddit now linking to New Republic articles? There used to be more variety, that site is pushed to the top of the newsfeed more often than not. (Occasionally will see Guardian articles too.)

Do Americans really want to send their kids off to war in the near future? Because that is where this is headed. If your child or grandchild is a teen/tween, you should be afraid for him. A draft is in our nation's future with an anti-diplomacy warmonger at its head.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

#Elon reminds me of a middle-aged golddigger with moderately perky tits cozying up to a wealthy and dementing octogenarian and manages to snatch an entire legacy & inheritance from the next generation--all on account of a few sweet nothings whispered into a spray-tanned ear.
#treason #impeach

In a country torn between conservative and liberal, red state or blue state, we even have groundhogs who cannot unite.
#groundhogsday

Americans across the country received harmful hate messages via text after the election. The communication industry has been trying to figure out how it happened.

Carl Sagan was prescient in 1995.

#Tyson & Paul not even up yet and #Netflix is constantly giving me the buffering circle of doom.

My kid made a new friend at camp and I asked if the friend was the same age as him. "He was supposed to be, but his mom was like 50 when she had him. And his body was deformed when she made him. So they had to wait 2 years. And then he was born, so he's 9 years old now."