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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️

@havocharley.bsky.social

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Harley: old (30s) boring, tired Goth Mom. (she/her) Hazbin/Helluva lover and emotional support person. Kitty robot’s biggest fan. ENFJ ♎️ 😘 pfp: @morbid_lizard from @Celestynia 🥰 Banner unknowingly by @fruitlafruit #HarleyRant for my inane psychobable 🧐

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 4d

LOOK AT THIS!!! @celestynia.bsky.social is the nicest person in the world!! I LOVE PLAYING DRESS UP WITH KITTY AND VAL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
“In the name of V Tower, she’ll work for you!” 🫵🏼🌙✨

♡♡♡𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸♡♡♡ @strandedonsaturn.bsky.social · 4d

A commissioned gift, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @havocharley.bsky.social from Cesia!!! #hazbinhotel #valentino #kitty #sailormoon #tuxedomask

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 32m

Did you ever figure out what happened?

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 33m

And your point is…?

a woman says you are still on the path to success

ALT: a woman says you are still on the path to success

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 3h

#protestsigns

woman holding a protest sign that says 'trump has a mugshot my parents don't'

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お鮭 @haniwapanda.bsky.social · 5d

あらすたー組の皆さん

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えない/enai @enaic31hzbn.bsky.social · 1d

擬人化

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まとん🐑 @mtn-imp.bsky.social · 1d

doodle（エロくないけど脱いでる）

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 21h

Only parents will get this:
I am an original Blippi purist. You cannot change my mind.

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone who pays for it also seems to “name” it too. They refer to it like another ‘person’ in their life 💀

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

(I’m being silly lol)

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

Is it “manlier” if the food is dick-shaped? I know sometimes dick-shaped is “okay” and sometimes it isn’t. (I.E big truck with metal testicles attached ✅; eating bananas???)

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like we all want to be addressed thusly 🥹💝

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

You are totally NOT a loser, AND I can see how that movie could be triggering. It was visceral to say the least. I hope you can find some comfort tonight even though that happened 🫂

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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 2d

Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 3d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

How did you feel about it? It kinda fucked me up—and I’m not even the target audience 😭

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Mindy Lee Fanexpo Boston, DragonCon, RCCC @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 1d

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ssylveon (Comms open 💕) @ssylveon.bsky.social · 2d

I think she looks nice doing the anime villain laugh

#hazbinhotel #velvette #vees

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

Dude (genderless), I’m a therapist during the End Times™️
😩🫠🫥

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 1d

Idk maybe seeing 8 people a day is too much 🫥

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PhD in ValAngel @russianangel666.bsky.social · 2d

YALL it’s just 2 weeks now

a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .

ALT: a close up of a white kitten with its mouth open and looking at the camera .

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like I’m at least hot enough for someone to want to willingly write my session notes for me

a girl in a white shirt and tie says " you meow perchance " pretty please

ALT: a girl in a white shirt and tie says " you meow perchance " pretty please

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CozyCasBee @cozycasbee.bsky.social · 2d

I want more cat noises from Husk in Season 2! 😍💖😍🥰 #huskerdust #angeldust #husk #fatnuggets #hazbinhotelfanart

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Saint Twiggie 🙏 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 2d

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Too many people dropped cute Pentious merch today, so yall should buy my stupid Vox pin cuz I spent all my money. 👈👈

KYS Vox pin

Hard enamel with glitter. In stock ready to ship

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Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 2d

Well that’s just dumb cause you’re like really nice. 😊 Skill issue to those fucking twerps 👎🏼

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 2d

When mine comes in I’m gonna cry 😭 🥰❤️

Ponyhead🦄👑 @ponyhead.bsky.social · 2d

💫💕LAST WEEK!💕💫
Pre-orders will be open till 19th October!

#HazbinHotel #HazbinhotelValentino

Harley: Voxtek Therapist™️ @havocharley.bsky.social · 3d

Today at work I coined the term “Privileged Princess Problem” 👑