DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
@haveajawbreaker.bsky.social
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MDNI, i don't know how much nfsw i'll do on this account but the chance is always there, i'm lurking and i'm stalking when you least expect it
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[ He freezes. Well shit, now he's basically a culprit isn't he? Damn it. ]
* uh.
* uh.
wow!
*long pause.*
say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?
*long pause.*
say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?
[ He looks at the door, now back at the man. Now back at the door, now back at the man. Should he question what just happened? He isn't really paid enough for that. ]
* hi, welcome to the library.
* we sell books, we sell potions.
* hi, welcome to the library.
* we sell books, we sell potions.
*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.*
...hello!!
...hello!!
indeed! I do know. I know a lot of things. 😊
hm...
*froggy blink...*
okay! you seem like you would know.
*froggy blink...*
okay! you seem like you would know.
...you know what, don't worry about it! It means nothing. nothing at all! 😁
don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?
oh dear. you don't know.
what's a twink?
*was just called one.*
did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!
*was just called one.*
did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!
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[ Another day at the library, and the librarian is labeling a few potions. Today, he isn’t as tired as usual, which is surprising considering how he acts on a daily basis. Anyway, today has been slow, and nobody has shown up, but hopefully, that will change. ]
[ Another day at the library, and the librarian is labeling a few potions. Today, he isn’t as tired as usual, which is surprising considering how he acts on a daily basis. Anyway, today has been slow, and nobody has shown up, but hopefully, that will change. ]