DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
haveajawbreaker.bsky.social
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
@haveajawbreaker.bsky.social
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MDNI, i don't know how much nfsw i'll do on this account but the chance is always there, i'm lurking and i'm stalking when you least expect it
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Candyman :)

He/It

Funny mutant guy from Lethal League (LLB specifically), frequent padded cell escaper, doesn't talk very much

7'1

Agender Pansexual
*sitting crosslegged in the corner like a freak*
*whiffing a ball past the reader's head at the fucking speed of sound???*
// i'm gonna be so fr i accidentally logged out of all of my accounts and forgot to relog into most of them
oh, don't worry about it! i'll find a spot.
[ He freezes. Well shit, now he's basically a culprit isn't he? Damn it. ]

* uh.
wow!

*long pause.*

say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?
wow!

*long pause.*

say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?
[ He looks at the door, now back at the man. Now back at the door, now back at the man. Should he question what just happened? He isn't really paid enough for that. ]

* hi, welcome to the library.
* we sell books, we sell potions.
*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.*

...hello!!
clearly! it's nice to have knowledgeable friends.
indeed! I do know. I know a lot of things. 😊
hm...

*froggy blink...*

okay! you seem like you would know.
hm...

*froggy blink...*

okay! you seem like you would know.
...you know what, don't worry about it! It means nothing. nothing at all! 😁
don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?
don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?
oh dear. you don't know.
what's a twink?

*was just called one.*

did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!
what's a twink?

*was just called one.*

did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!
// i couldn't decide how his head feels, i had to flip a coin to decide between muppet and bowling ball
*biting down on his hand!!! he doesn't really have any teeth, it just feels like someone wearing a handpuppet is lightly grabbing him.*
*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.*

...hello!!
@haveajawbreaker.bsky.social

[ Another day at the library, and the librarian is labeling a few potions. Today, he isn’t as tired as usual, which is surprising considering how he acts on a daily basis. Anyway, today has been slow, and nobody has shown up, but hopefully, that will change. ]
*blank stare. he has no idea what this means.*
ooooh. that would've been my first guess!
aaaah. i don't know what that means.
i think so! i don't really. remember.
some of you people just suck so much!
// not that he cares, if it works it works