Archimedes, Hater of Lamps
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Archimedes, Hater of Lamps
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I’m Archimedes, Destroyer of Lamps, middle fur child of my mom. I guess I will also share this account with my brothers.
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Mom says she has never found a situation when “Sabotage” isn’t appropriate or won’t make a situation exponentially better.
Mom is currently under a purring pile of Finnegan who has decided she is going to lay there until he is ready for her to get up and not a second earlier. #CatsOfBlueSky
Mom has been slacking on her photo posting but tonight she is hanging out with us and watching scary movies.

Happy Halloween🎃🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🎃
Mom forgot to post a pic last night and my #VoidKitty Brofur just decided to remind her that it’s picture time. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 20 of mom posting pics of my #Chonkalicious #VoidKitty Brofur. Apparently he’s being “well behaved” at the moment. Pfffft.
Day 19 of mom posting pics of my #VoidKitty Brofur, Nosferatu. He’s just winding down from a case of the whipped cream fueled zoomies. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 18 of mom posting pics of my #VoidKitty Brofur, Nosferatu. I am absolutely not snickering how much he looks like a turkey loaf sitting there.
Days 15-17 of mom posting pics of my #VoidKitty Brofur were delayed due to mom getting a stomach virus. We served as nurses except that one time when Nosferatu decided to curl around her head and stick his tail in her face and his back foot in her ear. She was not amused…
Day 14 of mom posting pics of my chonkalicious #VoidKitty Brofur, Nosferatu. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 13 of my mom posting a picture of my big little brofur, Nosferatu. He might be a bit big for his favorite box but he will scream if mom tries to get rid of it. #VoidKitty #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 12 of my mom posting pics of my #VoidKitty Brofur, Nosferatu. He is enjoying some whipped cream. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 11 of mom posting pics of my big little brofur, Nosferatu aka #VoidKitty we are all keeping her company today while she recovers from the vaccines.
Day 10 of mom posting photos of my big little brofur, Nosferatu the #VoidKitty and her #FridaysWithFinnegan photo. Mom got her Flu and Covid vaccine today so she’s going to be wiped out for the next 36 hours. We are standing by to care for her. #NurseCats
Day 8 of mom posting picks of my big, little brofur, Nosferatu. #VoidKitty #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
There will be no photo today. Instead we will light a candle for one of our mom’s best friend’s kitty, Bella, who will be making her journey over the rainbow bridge today after 21 glorious years with her hoomom.💔💔💔💔
a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it
ALT: a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it
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Have you considered you might have a “poultrygeist?”

I’ll see myself out. Mom says this is why she keep changing the password on her phone to keep me out.
No video. It was the middle of the night. He certainly could have been framed by the fat squirrel who always harasses us. He has spindly fingers that could have done it!
Day 4 of my mom sharing a photo of my big little brofur #VoidCat Nosferatu. She says this is a horribly uncomfortable position for him to be laying in but she’ll deal with it for a few minutes. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsAreNofBadLuck
Day 3 of photos of my big little brofur, Nos, the #VoidCat. Tonight we also get a #FridaysWithFinnegan since he was bathing Nos right up until they started fighting. Sigh. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky
Day 2 of my mom sharing pics of my big little brofur Nosferatu. #BlackCatsOfBlueSky #Chonkalicious
Mom says that because it’s now October…she is going to try to remember to post pictures of my big little brofur since he is a void kitty. I had better get my own month too!

Here is Nos aka Nosferatu aka Chonkalicious aka the Furry Bowling Ball of Doom
#VoidCatsOfBlueSky #BlackCatsAreGoodLuck