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@hashtagcat.bsky.social
professional scaredy-cat
ADHD call that shit cat brain
adults only
ADHD call that shit cat brain
adults only
lynxes are the worst cats but every reason i hate them (ears too pointy, cheeks too fluffy, legs too short, NUB TAIL) all combine to make them totally iconic so i love them
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
lynxes are the worst cats but every reason i hate them (ears too pointy, cheeks too fluffy, legs too short, NUB TAIL) all combine to make them totally iconic so i love them
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
me and bigby rolling up to the bullying meetup
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
me and bigby rolling up to the bullying meetup
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
coming in late but happy #OttselDay! here’s a fun throwback badge by @vermyfox.bsky.social from when i was a super cool video game woozle (still am if you’re horny for it)
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
coming in late but happy #OttselDay! here’s a fun throwback badge by @vermyfox.bsky.social from when i was a super cool video game woozle (still am if you’re horny for it)
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getting shrunk at a party but instead of helping you when your friends find you they just pass you around and play with you because you make funny noises
the close friend to pawtoy pipeline ;///;
the close friend to pawtoy pipeline ;///;
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
getting shrunk at a party but instead of helping you when your friends find you they just pass you around and play with you because you make funny noises
the close friend to pawtoy pipeline ;///;
the close friend to pawtoy pipeline ;///;
the computer knows i'm horny for my friends
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the computer knows i'm horny for my friends
Fortnite what the hell
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fortnite what the hell
in 2004 i briefly went blind from stress migraines and threw up during my AP calculus test so they sent me to the counselor. he said he really liked my movie reviews in the school paper and noticed i had a bunch of gaming magazines in my backpack and said i should do what makes me happy
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
in 2004 i briefly went blind from stress migraines and threw up during my AP calculus test so they sent me to the counselor. he said he really liked my movie reviews in the school paper and noticed i had a bunch of gaming magazines in my backpack and said i should do what makes me happy
look at this gorgeous himbo
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
look at this gorgeous himbo
just got three vials of blood drawn now i’m
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
just got three vials of blood drawn now i’m
the David Byrne concert was every bit as quirky and fun as i hoped. it’s every artsy kid’s fantasy about performing at their school talent show but real and huge and dorky and cool as fuck
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the David Byrne concert was every bit as quirky and fun as i hoped. it’s every artsy kid’s fantasy about performing at their school talent show but real and huge and dorky and cool as fuck
god bless park rangers for keeping my uniform and authority kink alive 🙏
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
god bless park rangers for keeping my uniform and authority kink alive 🙏
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I had a funny idea for a comic in bed last night, and I had to draw it. I’m the pocket husband.
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I had a funny idea for a comic in bed last night, and I had to draw it. I’m the pocket husband.
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Member when Sonic whoopsie’d someone out of existence?
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Member when Sonic whoopsie’d someone out of existence?
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Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
i was gonna learn Spanish
but then i got high
downloaded all those apps and ish
but then i got high
now no entiendo
and i know why (por que)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high
but then i got high
downloaded all those apps and ish
but then i got high
now no entiendo
and i know why (por que)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i was gonna learn Spanish
but then i got high
downloaded all those apps and ish
but then i got high
now no entiendo
and i know why (por que)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high
but then i got high
downloaded all those apps and ish
but then i got high
now no entiendo
and i know why (por que)
because i got high
because i got high
because i got high
does someone want to explain to @variety.com what "they not like us" means? this might be the whitest thing ever written💀
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
does someone want to explain to @variety.com what "they not like us" means? this might be the whitest thing ever written💀
i love other people’s scents but i have to ease into it. i can’t just huff you at your 10 i need to get a whiff of you at your 4 so i can appreciate you without getting overwhelmed
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i love other people’s scents but i have to ease into it. i can’t just huff you at your 10 i need to get a whiff of you at your 4 so i can appreciate you without getting overwhelmed
THE STRUGGLE
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
THE STRUGGLE
anyone need anything off adobe stock? i have 15 credits left over from a work project. i'll happily download a dozen vector images of cats but figured i'd ask y'all
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
anyone need anything off adobe stock? i have 15 credits left over from a work project. i'll happily download a dozen vector images of cats but figured i'd ask y'all