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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍.
@harpoons.bsky.social
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YOU BROUGHT SUCH A DARKNESS TO MY HOME.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 13
⠀ ⠀⠀ AM I MAKING YOU
⠀ ⠀⠀ FEEL SICK ——— ?
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Mar 16
miss my wife like a motherfucker
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Mar 16
somethin’s in the air.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Mar 16
he’s hardly paid them any mind. they’ve been gathering all day. he figures there’s something shiny in his shack somewhere that caught their eye.
crossedthevoid.bsky.social 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣. @crossedthevoid.bsky.social · Mar 15
all day long, crows have been gathering outside his window, cawing in parliament.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Mar 15
polishing his shotgun. yawn.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ yeah lol it’s because i’m epic
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ bro i already left this plane in my force field (UNBREAKABLE)
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ i literally said no miss
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ im also invisible rn completely undetectable NO MISS and im dodging super fast and im not scared ao im fine actually
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ im literally dodging rn
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ oh i’ll dodge then i actually can dodge at the speed of light and never miss btw
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ do you know how many visions i have
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ …….i could beat that
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ it’s ok everyone forgets gore 💔 (even me)
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ what do i have to beat.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
. . . i could uh, come down, i guess. i’d appreciate it.
nucleartempest.bsky.social Lorelei Gumede @nucleartempest.bsky.social · Jan 28
Why don't I send someone up this way, then, either to bring you down to ours or to check you over at home?
harpoons.bsky.social 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
oh.

maybe, then. i dunno. haven’t seen a doctor.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ i have 17 though lolz
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
/ I HAVE ONE FANTASY ONE ACTUALLY
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
effectively has not left his cabin in weeks — he looks like shit, and feels worse.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
oh.

maybe, then. i dunno. haven’t seen a doctor.
nucleartempest.bsky.social Lorelei Gumede @nucleartempest.bsky.social · Jan 28
Maybe I was asking if it was terminal.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
lungs, unfortunately.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Jan 28
hacking.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
he is quite literally going to retreat to his shack and cry to his dog after this.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
yer very funny, mister.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28
You look like someone hittin' the jet a tick too hard.

Pity, they're missin' your... delightful company.
harpoons.bsky.social 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
do i look like someone with an alive wife?

but i guess? i hardly go down there, why would i know? don’t even think i count as part of that settlement.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
do i look like someone with an alive wife?

but i guess? i hardly go down there, why would i know? don’t even think i count as part of that settlement.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28
How the fuck'm I supposed to know that? Jesus wept. They let any damn lunatic in here, or just you?
harpoons.bsky.social 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
. . . that’s my fuckin’ dog, dipshit. her name’s pockets. she’s a good dog. you’d be surprised, though. those folks are messy.

you just ( look like it, * ) fuck if i know.
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𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
. . . that’s my fuckin’ dog, dipshit. her name’s pockets. she’s a good dog. you’d be surprised, though. those folks are messy.

you just ( look like it, * ) fuck if i know.
atomiccowboy.bsky.social Faulkner @atomiccowboy.bsky.social · Nov 28
Well, whatever you and your wife're up to's got nothin' t'do with my business. Ain't gonna make money just sittin' on my ass like y'all've done.

What're you gettin' at?
harpoons.bsky.social 𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @harpoons.bsky.social · Nov 28
figures.

yeah, that’s what i said too, few months ago. now i’ve got this shack. the little lady liked it here, so i stayed.

you look like a bounty hunter.