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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · 7h

was just listening to NYC mayoral debate. i was surprised to hear they're actually passing laws saying ebikes and delivery motorbikes need to stay under 15 mph and upping enforcement of breaking traffic laws. i havent heard any rumblings about it in SF yet

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · 12d

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · 16d

great news sfstandard.com/2025/10/06/u...

Uniqlo is coming back to downtown San Francisco

Four years after it departed Union Square, the Japanese retailer will return to Market Street next year.

sfstandard.com

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Sep 17

OK the drastically larger and clearer buttons on the alarms alone make iOS26 worth it

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Sep 14

nice seeing netflix doing well producing boxing again.

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Sep 14

good seeing max kellerman as boxing commentator again. sad to find out Harold Lederman died.

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Sep 12

Surprised to see Waymos blocking red bus lanes lately. Bus was honking like crazy to tell it to get out of the way

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Sep 9

Not looking forward to doing potty training for the third time

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Aug 27

Confused about this Cracker Barrel thing

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jul 1

I just realized no one in my family has been sick for a couple of months—that’s kind of a miracle, and I should be more thankful for it.

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 30

This market street -> valencia -> ocean ave -> sloat train sounds amazing

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 30

agree i enjoyed watching it

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 30

When I was a kid I thought Martha Stewart had something to do with Martha’s Vineyard

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 24

🤦‍♀️😬

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 18

I feel like I’ve seen this place in person. Clearly NYC but can’t find it on google maps

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 18

🤣

Meredith Whittaker @meredithmeredith.bsky.social · Jun 17

...he says to Signal's president

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 13

I dont understand how so many top military people were killed if Trump was literally saying attack was imminent for hours ahead of time. most of yesterday the front of my news websites were headlines about how trump said israel is going to bomb iran

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 5

yea i mean it's pretty good

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 3

son woke us up crying because his sister's temporary tattoos glow in the dark and his do not.

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · Jun 2

why does amazon offer to let me buy non-HD versions of a movie at the same price? am i missing a reason some people would want the lower resolution one?

Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · May 21

audrey wanted to name rocky "cezanne". glad i stopped that one

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · May 21

my dad worked at a rare books library so preservation of microfiche feels like my childhood :P

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · May 21

yeah this thing is good

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · May 18

You guys really making me feel like I gotta watch this show

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Harlan Crystal @harlancrystal.bsky.social · May 18

I hear it’s closest thing to a baconeggandcheese in sf