Ah! Spring time in Appalachia. The time of year when I can’t sleep because there’s a spring peeper right outside my window trying to get a girlfriend. I hope he finds love soon.
April 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Ah! Spring time in Appalachia. The time of year when I can’t sleep because there’s a spring peeper right outside my window trying to get a girlfriend. I hope he finds love soon.
“Be bad at it!” -Me yelling at the television trying to make a college student miss free throws
January 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Be bad at it!” -Me yelling at the television trying to make a college student miss free throws
4-8 inches of snow was forecasted and we haven’t gotten any. I haven’t been this disappointed since I let a bunch of TikTok astrologers & mediums tell me who was going to win the presidential election.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
4-8 inches of snow was forecasted and we haven’t gotten any. I haven’t been this disappointed since I let a bunch of TikTok astrologers & mediums tell me who was going to win the presidential election.
As we face another winter storm & people prepare for power outages, do not trust social media accounts that advise you to put your perishables outside on the porch. Those accounts are being run by hungry black bears.
January 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
As we face another winter storm & people prepare for power outages, do not trust social media accounts that advise you to put your perishables outside on the porch. Those accounts are being run by hungry black bears.
It is 10:12. I desperately need to do laundry but can I get it done before midnight? My Appalachian ancestors are rolling their eyes and holding their breath.
January 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It is 10:12. I desperately need to do laundry but can I get it done before midnight? My Appalachian ancestors are rolling their eyes and holding their breath.
Woke up to all of the Christmas decorations piled on the table ready to be packed away in boxes. I guess it’s spring now? Anyway, Happy Easter everyone!
December 26, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Woke up to all of the Christmas decorations piled on the table ready to be packed away in boxes. I guess it’s spring now? Anyway, Happy Easter everyone!
When the angels announced the birth of Christ, they said it was “good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people.” If what you’re preaching isn’t good & joyful to ALL people, it isn’t the Gospel. Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
When the angels announced the birth of Christ, they said it was “good tidings of great joy which shall be to all people.” If what you’re preaching isn’t good & joyful to ALL people, it isn’t the Gospel. Merry Christmas!
It’s church treat bag day in Appalachia. Raise a box of Cracker Jacks in a mountain toast to Jesus & them. 🍎🍊🥜🍫
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
It’s church treat bag day in Appalachia. Raise a box of Cracker Jacks in a mountain toast to Jesus & them. 🍎🍊🥜🍫
Christmas is a magical time to have astigmatism. 🤓🎄
December 4, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Christmas is a magical time to have astigmatism. 🤓🎄
“Why didn’t you come find me in the store?! If I’m with you & you don’t get everything you want, that’s on you because I’ve made it clear you can have all my money.” -Me to my 9 year old nephew when he tells me he was $10 short of being able to afford a Venus Fly Trap plant
November 30, 2024 at 3:41 AM
“Why didn’t you come find me in the store?! If I’m with you & you don’t get everything you want, that’s on you because I’ve made it clear you can have all my money.” -Me to my 9 year old nephew when he tells me he was $10 short of being able to afford a Venus Fly Trap plant
Thanksgiving began at 2:30 a.m. when I jumped out of bed because I realized we didn’t put our shuck beans in to soak overnight. We narrowly avoided an Appalachian Thanksgiving disaster!
November 28, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Thanksgiving began at 2:30 a.m. when I jumped out of bed because I realized we didn’t put our shuck beans in to soak overnight. We narrowly avoided an Appalachian Thanksgiving disaster!
They’re at the grocery store. I don’t know where you live or who you’re looking for but I promise they’re at the grocery store.
November 27, 2024 at 7:39 PM
They’re at the grocery store. I don’t know where you live or who you’re looking for but I promise they’re at the grocery store.
If you need me, I’ll be standing next to the register at the department store letting the clerk scan my phone over and over for the in app coupon so that every granny in line can get her 60% off. Beulah paying full price because she doesn’t have a smart phone? Not on my watch!
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 AM
If you need me, I’ll be standing next to the register at the department store letting the clerk scan my phone over and over for the in app coupon so that every granny in line can get her 60% off. Beulah paying full price because she doesn’t have a smart phone? Not on my watch!
I’m Appalachian. Of course my first post is a new quilt my mother sewed by hand for me. 😍
November 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I’m Appalachian. Of course my first post is a new quilt my mother sewed by hand for me. 😍