Hapless In The Wild
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Absolute Cognitio Hazard I have misplaced my concept of a plan. I know it's around here somewhere. HIV+ #AmWriting Chicago ✈️2001 New Orleans2023✈️Chicago Occupied Chicago
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haplessinthewild.bsky.social
For those of you who have been wondering what is going on. This happened on July 29th, 2025.

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Bongo from Life In Hell sitting in his chair while the eyes through the window slit give him news:

"Bad news Bongo you have invasive lobular carcinoma of the breast"
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
#Chicago #NoKings

Saturday 10/18

12 pm

Butler Field, Grant Park
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
What happens if he keeps the House in recess?

Can he do that indefinitely?
bettycjung.bsky.social
Speaker Johnson predicted this will be the longest shutdown ever. @washingtonpost.com
The latest: Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) said today this could be the longest government shutdown on record and that he “won’t negotiate” with Democrats.

Shutdown is the GOP's fault.
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4humanunity.bsky.social
Here’s the deal, Mike Johnson, you worked 9 days since July, make $200K, and get best free healthcare we pay for, while shutting down ours.

Want it fair? Start with your paychecks. No work, no pay and no damn free healthcare for any of you. Let Congress feel the pain they dump on the rest of us.
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
This
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Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it

Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations
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scottsthaname.bsky.social
Evidently, ICE agents know the sound of a rape whistle and are repelled by it...
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diabsoule.bsky.social
The jarlic use is out of control. Using multiple versions of Cajun seasonings. No thyme, oregano, paprika, cayenne, white pepper, etc… No knife skills, no dark roux. Not saying I’m the best cause I’ll never but, man, I try. I wanna do this culture and food justice.
diabsoule.bsky.social
I’ve seen some super questionable shit from “Cajun” content creators lately. Rice dressing/dirty rice w/o livers and/or gizzards & jambalaya with multiple cans of cream of “X” soup. I’m gonna have to start making content to show how to actually cook the old way
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
They could also walk into SCOTUS & ask one of them to swear her in
rachel99marta.bsky.social
Democrats should seat her by all walking in together, escorting her and make sure the MSM is there. Walk up to Mike Johnson and request the swearing in be done immediately. If not, ask him why.
#MakeGoodLoudTrouble
jimacosta.bsky.social
She was elected 3 weeks ago but still hasn’t been sworn in! But @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social Grijalva joins me today to get her take. Plus @eliselabott.bsky.social on the news from the Middle East. See you soon at 4p ET / 1p PT live on Substack and later on YouTube.
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
I think he definitely has plans for NKD at least in Chicago
brooklynamerican.bsky.social
So is Trump going to command Mike Johnson to cave in on the shutdown, thinking it will dilute No Kings day? Or Is Trump going to invoke the Insurrection Act on NKD and shut down the government in perpetuity?
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
Instead Trump is moving money around at the Pentagon.

That way he not only looks like some sort of hero, he furthers his intrusion into Congressional budgeting powers
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"Support the troops, y'all!"
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
That sounds like some sort of cheap sake.
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jakewittich.bsky.social
The same ICE agent who handcuffed Ald. Jessie Fuentes has been filmed in at least 3 other violent encounters, including the viral arrest of a woman in Waukegan in front of the mayor.

“He’s obviously a danger to individuals and particularly women," Fuentes said.

Read more at @windycitytimes.com
Ald. Jessie Fuentes to file lawsuit against ICE agent who handcuffed her in Humboldt Park incident - Windy City Times
Ald. Jessie Fuentes (26th Ward) is preparing to file a lawsuit against the ICE agent who handcuffed and threatened to arrest her at Humboldt Park Health earlier this month. In an interview with Windy ...
windycitytimes.com
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
I thought that was him in the Waukegan video
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
I would like to see more short story collections.
aprilwolfe.bsky.social
Short story collections should be way more popular and marketed better for the short-attention present.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
He has questions.

He wants answers.
dean-tane.bsky.social
This one has been glued to me like a limpet to a rock since I came back from my travels
My all black cat sat on my lap and giving all his undivided attention to me
haplessinthewild.bsky.social
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
acyn.bsky.social
Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.
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heylookitsruth.bsky.social
A mom in Houston reported her 15-year-old son with autism missing. She spent 6 days terrified, searching for him. The whole time, Houston police knew exactly where he was since they helped ICE place him in a refugee facility.

This is beyond cruel.
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...
Missing teen with autism transferred to refugee facility by HPD
He is currently being held at an Office for Refugee Resettlement facility.
www.houstonchronicle.com
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unraveledpress.com
ICE is all over the city and burbs today, including Waukegan. Multiple reports on social media from people who have found empty work vans and are trying to locate family of their owners. This is a near daily occurrence now.
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daylightcounter.bsky.social
Daylight Saving Time ends in 20 days.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
OBAMA: “Better’s good… we’re not gonna get to perfect. Do I think single-payer with no profit motive would’ve been smarter? Absolutely.”

President Obama tells Maron the ACA was a compromise because he didn’t have the votes for what he really wanted. #MedicareForAll