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Ash

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Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · 1d

I am thinking about doing another challenge for Legends ZA, like how I did with Arceus. Maybe atleast 10 battles a day until I get the shiny charm?

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · 15d

My first shiny in ZA is Skiddo! Not bad!

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · 18d

Procedure is done, I survived, hah. It hurt but I’m not still hurting, tomorrow I’ll be chilling out and playing Legends ZA, wooo!!

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · 29d

The fact that Legends ZA drops the same day as my procedure to figure out what has been wrong with me for the past two months is wild to me.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 31

His response was to put her through a multi-game gauntlet, the first of which she failed because the game was just to smash her with boulders.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 31

I had a dream last night that Caine from TADC haattteeeeddddd Anxiety from Inside Out 2. Not because of anything she did, but because she is from a Disney property, and that meant she would always have more fans than him (his logic, not mind)

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 30

If it has happened; once they announce it, I will be cured of literally everything that is wrong with me. No more bacterial infection, no more anxiety, I will practically sprout wings and fly.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Episode 6 was wild and I loved it! Can't wait to see the entirety of the digital circus crumble because Caine can't comprehend adult fun time.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Now he doesn't want to risk becoming friends with anyone he might lose to abstraction, doesn't want to give up the idea of archetypes because then he'd have to face the reality that he is the reason his friends are gone.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Jax likes fun with an edge, I wouldn't be surprised if he feels guilt for maybe goading the other two into exploring the abandoned building and getting them all trapped inside the circus.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

BUT I do think that Jax is the reason why he, Ribbit, and maybe even Kaufmo were in the circus. I am getting 3 Stooges vibes from those guys.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

For the life of me, I can not find a reason for Gangle and Ragatha to be there though. If I am reaching for ideas, maybe Ragatha, as a realtor, was curious about the property? Maybe Gangle and Zooble showed up at the same time and went together?

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Pomni and Zooble are in the circus because they liked to explore abandoned buildings, and who wouldn't be confused about wandering into a working computer lab set up while exploring. They couldn't have known trying on a headset would trap them.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

He has been there longer than anyone else, right? Maybe he was looking after the program, for some reason, when he got trapped in the circus. And with no one around to tell others NOT to put on the headset, welp.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Kinger is someone who worked on Caine's programming. Subconsciously does things while in the digital circus that benefit others (Health Butterfly for Ragatha)

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

Tay A.I. type shit, if anyone remembers THAT fiasco.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

So, obviously: Caine is a rogue AI. That much is clear. Bubble, I think, is actually an AI program that predates him though. MUCH less focused, think weird twitter AI bots that just learn to say ANYTHING.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 24

I wanna talk about my theories on The Amazing Digital Circus so when the series is over, I can look back on how wrong I was.

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 16

Why did they even invent cranberries, it's the worst

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Aug 2

I got the forbidden card

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Jul 22

They are gonna reveal Pikachu soon

a pikachu is standing on a dirt road and smiling

ALT: a pikachu is standing on a dirt road and smiling

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Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Jul 18

Am I supposed to care that the child rapist is sick?? Release the Epstein files. No more distractions!

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Jul 12

it/its - no
she/her - no and never
he/him - technically wrong but still makes me feel happy so sure
they/them - Forever Yes
neo pronouns - okay but I might ask questions
name instead of pronouns - yeah
mr. - Same as he/him
mx. - this is the way
miss/ms. No and blocked

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Jun 27

One boosts health, the other boosts mana

Ash @haphazardhare.bsky.social · Jun 26

I’ve known about The Tiny Chef Show for 48 hours. I would die for the little gay dude. Nickelodeon, count your days.