Hannah Selector
@hannahselector.bsky.social
Erstwhile spooky content lady. Maybe the true horrors were the podcasts and videos I made along the way.
i desperately need current anti-vaping campaigns to understand that vapes are not only extremely small, but also totally portable, and that their whole message falls flat and stupid because of this fact
November 17, 2023 at 7:00 AM
i desperately need current anti-vaping campaigns to understand that vapes are not only extremely small, but also totally portable, and that their whole message falls flat and stupid because of this fact
can i interest you in a perfect little muffin man?
November 11, 2023 at 5:35 AM
can i interest you in a perfect little muffin man?
pumpking of my heart
October 28, 2023 at 7:25 PM
pumpking of my heart
i am "i own a 'nice' pair of crocs, separate from my other crocs" years old
October 25, 2023 at 7:56 PM
i am "i own a 'nice' pair of crocs, separate from my other crocs" years old
do you accept his offering?
October 25, 2023 at 1:34 AM
do you accept his offering?
we got cowboy bebop. we got one piece. where’s my live action yuyu hakusho?
October 23, 2023 at 5:03 PM
we got cowboy bebop. we got one piece. where’s my live action yuyu hakusho?
once every few years jason snaps a photo of me that i really like. looking forward to 2026 when it happens again maybe!
October 18, 2023 at 4:00 PM
once every few years jason snaps a photo of me that i really like. looking forward to 2026 when it happens again maybe!
why are the pumpkins and ghosts so much better than reese’s cups? what is the science?!?
October 17, 2023 at 9:14 PM
why are the pumpkins and ghosts so much better than reese’s cups? what is the science?!?
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unresolved mysteries be like, “join us for coverage of a very sad, real life murder, followed by the story of a nevada couple who says the ghost of a revolutionary war general is living in their teenage son’s ass”
October 16, 2023 at 1:33 AM
unresolved mysteries be like, “join us for coverage of a very sad, real life murder, followed by the story of a nevada couple who says the ghost of a revolutionary war general is living in their teenage son’s ass”
unresolved mysteries be like, “join us for coverage of a very sad, real life murder, followed by the story of a nevada couple who says the ghost of a revolutionary war general is living in their teenage son’s ass”
October 16, 2023 at 1:33 AM
unresolved mysteries be like, “join us for coverage of a very sad, real life murder, followed by the story of a nevada couple who says the ghost of a revolutionary war general is living in their teenage son’s ass”
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jump scare under my desk
September 5, 2023 at 6:07 PM
jump scare under my desk
practicing the violin and thinking i’m alone only to open the door so my dog and husband can tumble inside like a couple of cartoon sidekicks
October 10, 2023 at 12:22 AM
practicing the violin and thinking i’m alone only to open the door so my dog and husband can tumble inside like a couple of cartoon sidekicks
where are all the caramel apples? i don’t want candy apples! fuck candy apples!
October 8, 2023 at 2:47 AM
where are all the caramel apples? i don’t want candy apples! fuck candy apples!
pretty sure they could use the soundtrack from “reptile” to torture political prisoners
October 6, 2023 at 2:59 AM
pretty sure they could use the soundtrack from “reptile” to torture political prisoners
me, every time i see my dog: “i see you!”
October 3, 2023 at 4:20 PM
me, every time i see my dog: “i see you!”
fartin pooper’s 95 feces
September 27, 2023 at 9:26 PM
fartin pooper’s 95 feces
is it a sign of depression creep that i’m thinking of trying to log into my old neopets account?
September 25, 2023 at 4:00 PM
is it a sign of depression creep that i’m thinking of trying to log into my old neopets account?
fuck you, netflix. i’m still upset about lockwood & co.
September 23, 2023 at 10:27 PM
fuck you, netflix. i’m still upset about lockwood & co.
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hubie turned hu-three today!
September 21, 2023 at 11:20 PM
hubie turned hu-three today!
hubie turned hu-three today!
September 21, 2023 at 11:20 PM
hubie turned hu-three today!
i’m at whatever stage of my thirties where i am about to, with full confidence, start wearing sunscreen as a fragrance because i like the smell so much
September 21, 2023 at 5:33 PM
i’m at whatever stage of my thirties where i am about to, with full confidence, start wearing sunscreen as a fragrance because i like the smell so much
adhd is wild. i just voluntarily spent 1.5 hours steaming a rug, but the unmedicated effort to do tackle one night’s worth of dishes feels like attempting a marathon.
September 19, 2023 at 1:14 AM
adhd is wild. i just voluntarily spent 1.5 hours steaming a rug, but the unmedicated effort to do tackle one night’s worth of dishes feels like attempting a marathon.
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what if a dog was also a bat and a cat and a pig and it sat like a weird little goblin and made noise like a leaky balloon? what if?
September 15, 2023 at 2:39 AM
what if a dog was also a bat and a cat and a pig and it sat like a weird little goblin and made noise like a leaky balloon? what if?
what if a dog was also a bat and a cat and a pig and it sat like a weird little goblin and made noise like a leaky balloon? what if?
September 15, 2023 at 2:39 AM
what if a dog was also a bat and a cat and a pig and it sat like a weird little goblin and made noise like a leaky balloon? what if?