Handsome Gollum
@handsomegollum.bsky.social
760 followers 890 following 3.7K posts
Strong candidate for Trump’s secretary of the treasury. My PRECIOUS!
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Well. Stands and falls with the military…
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Gym Jordan also says he was doing the Lord’s work when he ignored sexual abuse…
handsomegollum.bsky.social
It is even better. He lost the prize to somebody welcoming his bombing of Venezuelan boats.

(not that it is good for humanity when our standards for a “peace” prize are that low)
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Congress? Congress has the authority of our Grindr Johnson who is the first one to come in the dark room. Always.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
It was paid by the US citizen after all.
Reposted by Handsome Gollum
theyrule.bsky.social
This meme should be our spirit profile banner.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
The couch is the only one tolerating JD’s input.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Question.

Blame the Biden administration for something remotely related and continue talking about how terrible Biden was.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
It is the same with all these dimwits.

“Why have you not charged any pedophiles on the Epstein list?”

“You know. We are a lot harder on crime than Joe Biden, who let all these criminals from mental asylum institutions enter our county!”
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Fascism is by definition a right wing movement named by the far right of Mussolini.

While authoritarian regimes can be both, left or right, fascists are always right.

The horseshoe theory is mostly rejected by scientists on this matter.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Why are all these leftists call me fascist just because I wear an anti anti fascist hoodie?
handsomegollum.bsky.social
He couldn’t strike his mother if he wanted to.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Putin can try. He didn’t manage to conquer Ukraine in 3 years. How does he think he will do against NATO with the leftovers of his army?
handsomegollum.bsky.social
12 k are Russian bots. Most MAGAs are too stupid to use a keyboard.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Go fuck a couch, JD. Nobody needs your input.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Oh no, now, RFK has to hire some anti Vaxxer, snake oil vendors, and flat earth fanatics…
handsomegollum.bsky.social
For sure. It was Biden who smuggled underage girls into Trump’s bed!

Shut up, you orange asshole, and release the Epstein files!
handsomegollum.bsky.social
They can’t explain how that N slipped onto this plate.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Does it come with chlamydia?
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Jesse Watters sounds like his wife only touches him with a stick. Sad.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
M.E.R.I.T.O.C.R.A.C.Y.

Sums up our capitalist system perfectly.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
He was right. They even fund domestic white supremacy terrorists.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
From dusk till dawn: Noem edition.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
You cannot scare the people with the reality.
handsomegollum.bsky.social
Aus Solidarität klemme ich jeweils ein 10er Nötli unter die Scheibenwischer des Jaguars, dass sich der arme Millionär auch einmal Reibkäse auf seine Spaghetti mit M-Budget Tomatensauce leisten kann! Eine Zivilisation zeichnet sich aus, wie wir mit den grössten Opfer unseres Steuersystems umgehen!