ave
@halotits.bsky.social
hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects
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i have an antibiotic resistant superbug, my life is a joke
going on antibiotics yet again and now i can’t even get drunk for my birthday weekend 😭
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i have an antibiotic resistant superbug, my life is a joke
i fear i may have a crush … and in sag season …
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i fear i may have a crush … and in sag season …
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a white elephant gift exchange where half the gifts are poppers
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a white elephant gift exchange where half the gifts are poppers
naur i’m sorry but december birthdays suck so bad why is it too cold and dark to do anything
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
naur i’m sorry but december birthdays suck so bad why is it too cold and dark to do anything
going on antibiotics yet again and now i can’t even get drunk for my birthday weekend 😭
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
going on antibiotics yet again and now i can’t even get drunk for my birthday weekend 😭
prayer circle of f@gs to manifest that i’m not getting sick right before my birthday
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
prayer circle of f@gs to manifest that i’m not getting sick right before my birthday
literally every part of my body is so dry from this weather oh i can’t wait to get back to california
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
literally every part of my body is so dry from this weather oh i can’t wait to get back to california
i’m sorry when the fuck did they get cardi b doing the MTA’s subway surfing psa, like living but minor jump scare
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i’m sorry when the fuck did they get cardi b doing the MTA’s subway surfing psa, like living but minor jump scare
need sexy songs to dance to that are fire/light/burning themed like… asap… pls send recs… i’ll post pole
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
need sexy songs to dance to that are fire/light/burning themed like… asap… pls send recs… i’ll post pole
was so excited to have a night off again and remembered i work til 10:30pm 😭
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
was so excited to have a night off again and remembered i work til 10:30pm 😭
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Hit the Pendora a little too hard and now I’m playing with my box
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hit the Pendora a little too hard and now I’m playing with my box
impatiently waiting for jade’s deluxe album to drop on so i can stream church for my entire birthday weekend
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
impatiently waiting for jade’s deluxe album to drop on so i can stream church for my entire birthday weekend
i got it this morning and i’m already on my second cup of tea in four hours… life changing
bout to start shaking ass (again) for this $200 electric kettle of my dreams
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i got it this morning and i’m already on my second cup of tea in four hours… life changing
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New deluxe tracks for JADE’s debut album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore’:
Church
This Is What We Dance For
Dreamcheater
Best You Could
Use Me
Frozen (Madonna cover)
If My Heart Was A House
Tar
Church
This Is What We Dance For
Dreamcheater
Best You Could
Use Me
Frozen (Madonna cover)
If My Heart Was A House
Tar
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New deluxe tracks for JADE’s debut album ‘That’s Showbiz Baby! The Encore’:
Church
This Is What We Dance For
Dreamcheater
Best You Could
Use Me
Frozen (Madonna cover)
If My Heart Was A House
Tar
Church
This Is What We Dance For
Dreamcheater
Best You Could
Use Me
Frozen (Madonna cover)
If My Heart Was A House
Tar
my class this morning went so well :’)
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
my class this morning went so well :’)
laying in bed pretending i’m not sad over a man this is so embarrassing for my brand
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
laying in bed pretending i’m not sad over a man this is so embarrassing for my brand
me telling my friends i go insane when i get attached to someone and them encouraging it anyway… they’re now seeing i wasn’t joking
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
me telling my friends i go insane when i get attached to someone and them encouraging it anyway… they’re now seeing i wasn’t joking
teaching my first group class today and i’m so NERVOUS
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
teaching my first group class today and i’m so NERVOUS
i have a 13 hour day tomorrow but praying it will be worth it
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i have a 13 hour day tomorrow but praying it will be worth it
has anyone else noticed that instagram has gotten Significantly worse when it comes to editing and saving drafts …
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
has anyone else noticed that instagram has gotten Significantly worse when it comes to editing and saving drafts …
just saw a vid of a guy giving head with sabrina carpenter’s amazon music performance of juno in the background, i love gay ppl
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just saw a vid of a guy giving head with sabrina carpenter’s amazon music performance of juno in the background, i love gay ppl
should i do a slutty photoshoot for my birthday …
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
should i do a slutty photoshoot for my birthday …