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ave

@halotits.bsky.social

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hobbies include shitposting, slutposting, and contorting myself around metal objects 📍 nyc

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · Nov 15

so are we all just moving onto here or likeee

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 3h

okay rewind lemme read that one back

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 4h

when the demon twink activation serum hits

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 7h

it’s crazy how we all know the economy is about to collapse and that there’s nothing we can do but wait

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Jack Ambrose @jackambrose.bsky.social · 1d

So having to take unpaid days off for interviews and then getting yoyo'd by the new one I'm drowning financially, truly have been scavenging for food scraps where I can find it and I'm ~$130 short on rent this month, if anyone is able to help at all I'm on my last thread here lol

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 11h

truly wish i could just spend my life performing but instead i’m staring at excel and scrubbing heel marks out of studio floors 🚶🏻‍➡️

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 11h

you masking while sick is literally for their benefit, so unserious 😭 i fear we no longer live in a society

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 13h

relate to this wayyy too much

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 13h

this is me btw. if you even care -_-

kirby frowning in bed on his phone with a box of tissues and a bottle of tylenol next to him, plus a humidifier on his bedframe

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 21h

so much chaos and controversy that i forgot she’s originally a dancer

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

Jojo Siwa and Chris Hughes make red carpet debut at Dancers Against Cancer’s 2025 Gala of the Stars.

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 22h

dreaming of a world that does not actively encourage spreading disease in the name of capitalism and rugged individualism

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 22h

i know no one wants to put their life on pause when they’re sick but god it’s so selfish to go out unnecessarily, this pandemic has taught us nothing

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 1d

oh so i’m sick again got it

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 1d

so exhausted that i’m about to eat plain pasta for dinner

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 2d

boston gay boy from the south??

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 2d

committing to my movement practice so much that cuffing season is on an indefinite hold

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ptklein @ptklein.com · 2d

Okay but when will we finally talk about how Pumpkin Spice Double Scorpio does not contain actual pumpkin???!!!

Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 2d

Just thinking about how ten-ish years ago there was all this faux outrage about the Pumpkin Spice Latte not containing any *actual* pumpkin because we are truly a country full of absolute morons and that point just continues to get proven again and again and again

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 2d

i need to learn chair dancing

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 3d

so much to catch up on after the past week of going nonstop

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 3d

thank you!! was so fun

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 4d

okay see it literally stopped mid-post and i was telling a friend LITERALLY earlier today that sometimes complaining about things solves the problem …

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 4d

car alarm outside my window has been going off for nearly 20 minutes now like

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 4d

getting home from post show drinks and remembering you look like this

me taking a mirror selfie wearing red pasties and blue underwear with dried fake blood on my body and face

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ave @halotits.bsky.social · 5d

decided to do a lil shopping in the city today and a pair of pants is $260 … who the fuck is making that much

ave @halotits.bsky.social · 5d

girlypop… choices!

andrew garfield saying “let’s play hide and seek, i will hide and you will seek professional help”