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Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 46m

You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 1h

The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 2h

You don't really know much about Halloween.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 3h

That's right, THREE horrific masks to chose from. They're fun, they're frightening, and they GLOW in the dark

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 4h

I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzie's house. I want you to tell them to call the police and tell them to send them over here.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 5h

You don't really know much about Halloween.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 6h

Having witnessed the animal in its captive state and failed to provoke any sort of response, we now track down its counterpart.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 7h

I'm telling you Michael Myers is here, in this town! He's here to kill that little girl and anybody who gets in his way!

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 8h

This has not been my night. I spilled butter all over my clothes, they're in the wash. I got stuck in the laundry room...

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 9h

I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 10h

He's covering up. This catatonia is a conscious act. There's an instinctive force within him. He's waiting.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 11h

I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 12h

I need to protect my family. You have no security system, Karen!

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 14h

I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 15h

Everyone in my family, like, turns into a nutcase this time of year.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 16h

The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 17h

There's a reason we're supposed to be afraid of this night.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 18h

Janet, get me some more coffee!

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 19h

An hour ago I stood up and fired six shots into him and then he just got up and walked away.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 20h

He's gone! He's gone from here! The evil is gone!

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 21h

There's a reason we're supposed to be afraid of this night.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 22h

Every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted.

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 23h

Hey, I got a town full of beer bellies running around in the dark with shotguns! Who's gonna be next? Somebody's wife? Somebody's kid?

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 1d

You don't believe in the Boogeyman?

Halloween Every Hour @halloweenquotes.bsky.social · 1d

We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner, Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.