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halfmoonjoe
@halfmoonjoe.com
twitch partner, podcaster, tamagotchi collector, dog named piggie, exclamation point enthusiast!!!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈👬🐕🎮
twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
business: [email protected]
it's the same as last week!! wet hot stinky fun served up on a fun-shaped platter!!!!
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January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
chat is this real
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
made this to put in my will as an example
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
gonna shave my whole body and then get started on taxes!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
started getting a new type of migraine once a week, lasts ab 10 hours, feels like someone hitting my head with hammers, head touching the pillow even hurts, gets worse and worse and worse until I start screaming and crying and telling justin I want to die, and then boom it’s gone!! had one today!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
🔴LIVE - eating buckets and buckets of shit just lots of it and playing the new 3.0 switch 2 edition of Animal Crossing New Horizons!!!!
🏘️🏝️🐰☕
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
www.twitch.tv
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
✅ all the difficult shit is done this week
🚶back doesn't hurt for once
😎 no migraine yet
🏘️ get to hate-play the new animal crossing update
⏰ just got this reminder on my phone
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
got caught taking photos
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
some days you sell the turd
some days you are the turd
and some days you eat the turd
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
btw unless I have a migraine or the bathroom completely falls apart I'm not fucking missing tomorrow's stream!!!! I can't wait to revisit my animal crossing island and see what type of trauma response I have to covid-era memories!!!! will tell you rn I left my island in SHAMBLES
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
had dream I got genetics testing to see what's wrong w me and the doc said I had a gene that makes me like stuff up my butt. anyway still no stream today. got blood drawn yesterday and feeling lightheaded and contractor be here in a couple hours. thank y'all for kind messages and taking care of me 💜
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
mental health just in the shitter and it's making me hate who I am lately. just feel myself not being able to have a sense of humor about anything and I can't see the end of it or remember what a normal day feels like. I'm fine and safe and not gonna do anything and I will prob delete these later!!
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
gonna go ahead and say no stream tomorrow. today has been a nightmare and the weight of life the past two years is just hitting me like a fucking wall. the bathroom shit feels like a side quest in comparison. meeting with the contractor tomorrow though and can't imagine I'll be in a good headspace.
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I don't USE bathrooms anymore. I stopped DOING that tonight. I tied off the tip with floss and I don't GO anymore. I don't need that ROOM. I've closed the DOOR and sealed it OFF. it is a TOMB.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
btw one of the walls in the bathroom started buckling and some of the tiles straight up CRACKED!!!! went scorched earth in an email and I am literally SO DONE I won't even be talking ab this on thursday and I don't want this bathroom mentioned to me ever again!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
if you had to eat one of these tamas (with or without batteries) which one would you eat
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
thank y’all for all the nice messages 💜💜💜💜 gonna go ahead and say no stream today!! definitely need to figure some stuff out and call my doctor
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
anyway I have therapy in an hour and then we'll see about today's stream. rn my head just feels really heavy.
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
struggling with acknowledging I might need to go back on antidepressants and maybe that's just how my body is. it was so hard getting off them after so long but I have been feeling awful mentally and it's making me feel awful physically all the time.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
comfort watch 😌
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
January 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
🔴LIVE - monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
www.twitch.tv
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
wow!!!! this week's schedule making me feel like somebody dropkicked me into the past!!!! ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh!!!!!!!! in a fun way!!!!!!!!
😭😭😂😂
January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
big daddy napping on couch. little daddy reading in bedroom. baby piggie doesn't know what to do.
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM