halfmoonjoe
@halfmoonjoe.com
twitch partner, podcaster, tamagotchi collector, dog named piggie, exclamation point enthusiast!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈👬🐕🎮
twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
business: [email protected]
twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
business: [email protected]
it's the same as last week!! wet hot stinky fun served up on a fun-shaped platter!!!!
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January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
it's the same as last week!! wet hot stinky fun served up on a fun-shaped platter!!!!
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made this to put in my will as an example
January 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
made this to put in my will as an example
gonna shave my whole body and then get started on taxes!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
gonna shave my whole body and then get started on taxes!!!!
started getting a new type of migraine once a week, lasts ab 10 hours, feels like someone hitting my head with hammers, head touching the pillow even hurts, gets worse and worse and worse until I start screaming and crying and telling justin I want to die, and then boom it’s gone!! had one today!!
January 18, 2026 at 12:55 AM
started getting a new type of migraine once a week, lasts ab 10 hours, feels like someone hitting my head with hammers, head touching the pillow even hurts, gets worse and worse and worse until I start screaming and crying and telling justin I want to die, and then boom it’s gone!! had one today!!
🔴LIVE - eating buckets and buckets of shit just lots of it and playing the new 3.0 switch 2 edition of Animal Crossing New Horizons!!!!
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
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www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
halfmoonjoe - Twitch
My name is Joe!! I'm a variety streamer and I play just about any genre of games you can imagine!! My favorite part is talking to chat so feel free to join in!! I also collect tamagotchis and have a d...
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January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
🔴LIVE - eating buckets and buckets of shit just lots of it and playing the new 3.0 switch 2 edition of Animal Crossing New Horizons!!!!
🏘️🏝️🐰☕
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
🏘️🏝️🐰☕
www.twitch.tv/halfmoonjoe
✅ all the difficult shit is done this week
🚶back doesn't hurt for once
😎 no migraine yet
🏘️ get to hate-play the new animal crossing update
⏰ just got this reminder on my phone
🚶back doesn't hurt for once
😎 no migraine yet
🏘️ get to hate-play the new animal crossing update
⏰ just got this reminder on my phone
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
✅ all the difficult shit is done this week
🚶back doesn't hurt for once
😎 no migraine yet
🏘️ get to hate-play the new animal crossing update
⏰ just got this reminder on my phone
🚶back doesn't hurt for once
😎 no migraine yet
🏘️ get to hate-play the new animal crossing update
⏰ just got this reminder on my phone
got caught taking photos
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
got caught taking photos
some days you sell the turd
some days you are the turd
and some days you eat the turd
some days you are the turd
and some days you eat the turd
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
some days you sell the turd
some days you are the turd
and some days you eat the turd
some days you are the turd
and some days you eat the turd
btw unless I have a migraine or the bathroom completely falls apart I'm not fucking missing tomorrow's stream!!!! I can't wait to revisit my animal crossing island and see what type of trauma response I have to covid-era memories!!!! will tell you rn I left my island in SHAMBLES
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
btw unless I have a migraine or the bathroom completely falls apart I'm not fucking missing tomorrow's stream!!!! I can't wait to revisit my animal crossing island and see what type of trauma response I have to covid-era memories!!!! will tell you rn I left my island in SHAMBLES
had dream I got genetics testing to see what's wrong w me and the doc said I had a gene that makes me like stuff up my butt. anyway still no stream today. got blood drawn yesterday and feeling lightheaded and contractor be here in a couple hours. thank y'all for kind messages and taking care of me 💜
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
had dream I got genetics testing to see what's wrong w me and the doc said I had a gene that makes me like stuff up my butt. anyway still no stream today. got blood drawn yesterday and feeling lightheaded and contractor be here in a couple hours. thank y'all for kind messages and taking care of me 💜
mental health just in the shitter and it's making me hate who I am lately. just feel myself not being able to have a sense of humor about anything and I can't see the end of it or remember what a normal day feels like. I'm fine and safe and not gonna do anything and I will prob delete these later!!
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
mental health just in the shitter and it's making me hate who I am lately. just feel myself not being able to have a sense of humor about anything and I can't see the end of it or remember what a normal day feels like. I'm fine and safe and not gonna do anything and I will prob delete these later!!
gonna go ahead and say no stream tomorrow. today has been a nightmare and the weight of life the past two years is just hitting me like a fucking wall. the bathroom shit feels like a side quest in comparison. meeting with the contractor tomorrow though and can't imagine I'll be in a good headspace.
January 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
gonna go ahead and say no stream tomorrow. today has been a nightmare and the weight of life the past two years is just hitting me like a fucking wall. the bathroom shit feels like a side quest in comparison. meeting with the contractor tomorrow though and can't imagine I'll be in a good headspace.
I don't USE bathrooms anymore. I stopped DOING that tonight. I tied off the tip with floss and I don't GO anymore. I don't need that ROOM. I've closed the DOOR and sealed it OFF. it is a TOMB.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I don't USE bathrooms anymore. I stopped DOING that tonight. I tied off the tip with floss and I don't GO anymore. I don't need that ROOM. I've closed the DOOR and sealed it OFF. it is a TOMB.
btw one of the walls in the bathroom started buckling and some of the tiles straight up CRACKED!!!! went scorched earth in an email and I am literally SO DONE I won't even be talking ab this on thursday and I don't want this bathroom mentioned to me ever again!!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
btw one of the walls in the bathroom started buckling and some of the tiles straight up CRACKED!!!! went scorched earth in an email and I am literally SO DONE I won't even be talking ab this on thursday and I don't want this bathroom mentioned to me ever again!!!!!
if you had to eat one of these tamas (with or without batteries) which one would you eat
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
if you had to eat one of these tamas (with or without batteries) which one would you eat
thank y’all for all the nice messages 💜💜💜💜 gonna go ahead and say no stream today!! definitely need to figure some stuff out and call my doctor
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
thank y’all for all the nice messages 💜💜💜💜 gonna go ahead and say no stream today!! definitely need to figure some stuff out and call my doctor
anyway I have therapy in an hour and then we'll see about today's stream. rn my head just feels really heavy.
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
anyway I have therapy in an hour and then we'll see about today's stream. rn my head just feels really heavy.
struggling with acknowledging I might need to go back on antidepressants and maybe that's just how my body is. it was so hard getting off them after so long but I have been feeling awful mentally and it's making me feel awful physically all the time.
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
struggling with acknowledging I might need to go back on antidepressants and maybe that's just how my body is. it was so hard getting off them after so long but I have been feeling awful mentally and it's making me feel awful physically all the time.
wow!!!! this week's schedule making me feel like somebody dropkicked me into the past!!!! ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh!!!!!!!! in a fun way!!!!!!!!
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January 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
wow!!!! this week's schedule making me feel like somebody dropkicked me into the past!!!! ouchie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh!!!!!!!! in a fun way!!!!!!!!
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big daddy napping on couch. little daddy reading in bedroom. baby piggie doesn't know what to do.
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
big daddy napping on couch. little daddy reading in bedroom. baby piggie doesn't know what to do.