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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 1d

This Halloween give before they take it from you.
Blood, that is.
@versitiresearch.bsky.social @redcrossil.bsky.social

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 6d

Why doesn't anyone tell Jim Jones jokes anymore?

Is it because the punchlines are too long?

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 8d

When you get Purdue helping IU, then you know lines have been crossed.

www.heraldtimesonline.com/story/news/l...

Purdue student journalists deliver special 'solidarity' newspaper to IU Bloomington campus

The special edition blasted across town features columns from IDS and Exponent editors, alongside QR codes to support both student papers.

www.heraldtimesonline.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 15d

Today's PSA for the DOJ and Trump Administration.

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 16d

Diane Keaton. Gone but not forgotten.
La-de-da!

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 18d

AG Bondi, do you know who John Mitchell was? You probably should.

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 18d

Dick Van Dyke: “It'd be funny if I didn't make it.”
His birthday is Dec 13 @juleeedeee.bsky.social !

people.com/dick-van-dyk...

Dick Van Dyke Jokes It Would Be 'Funny' If He 'Didn't Make It' to 100, Admits He Should Have 'Taken Better Care of Myself'

Dick Van Dyke appeared at the Vandy High Tea event on Oct. 5 and joked that it would be 'funny' if he 'didn't make it' to 100. His 100th birthday is this December. Van Dyke also said he doesn't know h...

people.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 18d

"What if DHS Secretary and Dog Murderer Kristi Noem gets mad?"
Answer: "She can fuck right off".
#CardsAgainstHumanityOutOfContext

arstechnica.com/culture/2025...

Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes

You absolutely, definitely cannot play it.

arstechnica.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 20d

This might stir up some shit, but I heard the Texas National Guard puts ketchup on their hotdogs.
abcnews.go.com/US/texas-nat...

Texas National Guard arrives in Illinois, as Gov. Pritzker calls for end of Trump administration's 'authoritarian march'

abcnews.go.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 23d

It's a good time to listen to this song again.

youtu.be/9ZhI19z7s2M?...

When That Man Is Dead And Gone

YouTube video by Mildred Bailey - Topic

youtu.be

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 25d

Defund fascism.
Trump Cut Funding to 16 Dem States. Can States Cut His?
open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

Trump Cut Funding to 16 Dem States. Can States Cut His?

Within 72 hours of the October 1st government shutdown, the Trump administration weaponized federal funding against Democratic states with surgical precision.

open.substack.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 26d

Retweeted without comment.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26d

KIMMEL: “That sonofabitch… I never imagined we’d have a president like this, and I hope we never have another president like this again… celebrating hundreds of Americans losing their jobs - he took pleasure in that. The opposite of what a leader is supposed to be.”

Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · 27d

Most likely to get fragged: Pete Hegseth.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

No more ‘woke’ in the US military: key takeaways from Pete Hegseth’s speech

Pentagon chief railed against diversity and fat-shamed the troops as he directed his generals to fall in line – or quit

www.theguardian.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Join @nickdigilio.bsky.social for his live interactive Emmy show tonight! 6pm CT

www.patreon.com/posts/tonigh...

TONIGHT! Join me LIVE for an interactive CHAT! | Nick Digilio

Get more from Nick Digilio on Patreon

www.patreon.com

Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Sep 5

Congressman Tom Suozzi (D-NY) didn't get the memo on "vote blue no matter who":
“Zohran Mamdani and other Democratic Socialists should create their own party because I don’t want that in my party."
#FuckSuozzi #GoMamdani

nypost.com/2025/09/02/u...

Mamdani, AOC and other DSA members should leave party: Dem Rep. Tom Suozzi insists

Democratic Socialist of America members who include New York City mayoral front-runner Zohran Mamdani and Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez should leave the Democratic Party and create their o…

nypost.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Sep 4

Trotsky's double feature this week:

Duck Soup (1933)
with the four Marx Bros

Death of Stalin (2017)
banned by Putin

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 28

Clearly it's because of 000 roulette.
@reviewjournal.com

www.reviewjournal.com/business/the...

‘The whole town is slower’: Las Vegas economy hits the brakes

Tourism and consumer spending are tumbling in America’s casino capital

www.reviewjournal.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 27

When watching news from the White House is anyone else reminded of Alexander Haig?

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 27

But did the sandwich get indicted?

Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · Aug 27

Wow.

I guess there are prosecutors out there who *can’t* indict a ham sandwich.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

www.nytimes.com

Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 27

And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?
-Solzhenitsyn
www.fox26houston.com/news/houston...

Two men claiming to be police shot, killed by homeowner, HPD says

Houston police say a homeowner shot and killed two men claiming to be police officers serving a warrant.

www.fox26houston.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 26

Most anticipated obituary in modern history.
The funeral party is going to be epic.
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social @meidastouch.com
youtu.be/V5KUoWCFFVc?...

What Is Trump Hiding About His Health | The Kyle Kulinski Show

YouTube video by Secular Talk

youtu.be

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 18

I have it on good authority the grand jury returned an indictment. On the sandwich.

www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...

‘I did it, I threw the sandwich’: Washington, D.C. man arrested for throwing sub at federal officer

A Washington, D.C. man was arrested after throwing his sandwich at officers, in a bizarre act of protest against the federal takeover of the city.

www.ctvnews.ca

Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 16

Ancient teeth suggest our ancestors lived side by side with a mysterious hominin. Who, exactly, was this mysterious relative? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

h/t @fark.com.web.brid.gy

www.sciencealert.com/ancient-teet...

Ancient Teeth Suggest Our Ancestors Lived Side by Side With a Mysterious Hominin

The human family tree is looking more and more like an unruly bush.

www.sciencealert.com

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 14

I'm attending May Day Strong's event, “Take on the Billionaires: Labor Day 2025” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/mayday/event...

Take on the Billionaires: Labor Day 2025 · May Day Strong

The billionaires are waging a war on working people—and on May Day, international workers’ day, hundreds of thousands of us stood together and stood strong, fighting for public schools over private pr...

www.mobilize.us

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Kathleen Dervin, Agent 8647 @halfbankrupt.bsky.social · Aug 10

Looking for brief respite with escapist fare? Try Preston Foster's "Detective Crane" movies.
#TheLastWarning #TheLadyInTheMorgue #TheWestlandCase

youtu.be/cUWZhohOnGw?...

THE WESTLAND CASE (1937)

YouTube video by evanlewis1836

youtu.be

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