Hairymusclenerd
@hairymusclenerd.bsky.social
I like video games,books, board games, lore (both real and fictional), lifting heavy things and putting them down, and not wearing clothes very much. Super gay, occasionally serious, often slightly saucy. No idea what I'm doing here
The degree to which I am obsessed with Sarina Bowen's The Last Guy On Earth is concerning.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The degree to which I am obsessed with Sarina Bowen's The Last Guy On Earth is concerning.
Ah yes, there was the classic Tal Bauer high drama TWIST!
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ah yes, there was the classic Tal Bauer high drama TWIST!
Tal Bauer characters need to chill out a bit...
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tal Bauer characters need to chill out a bit...
Every time there's a "post your best x pic" challenge my response is "I have access to nearly twenty years of nudes on this device and you expect me to remember the best?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Every time there's a "post your best x pic" challenge my response is "I have access to nearly twenty years of nudes on this device and you expect me to remember the best?"
In-laws are staying at an Airbnb this year so mornings are more relaxed #semisaturday
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In-laws are staying at an Airbnb this year so mornings are more relaxed #semisaturday
Honestly this is the main reason to cook a Thanksgiving meal
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Honestly this is the main reason to cook a Thanksgiving meal
Happy Thanksgiving. Something Something wishbone.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Something Something wishbone.
I really thought "You Can Have It All" would get more of a cultural moment.
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I really thought "You Can Have It All" would get more of a cultural moment.
People discovering the Arwen/Aragorn age gap, wait till you find out about Melian and Thingol.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
People discovering the Arwen/Aragorn age gap, wait till you find out about Melian and Thingol.
I need to make more time to have sex with my friends.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I need to make more time to have sex with my friends.
The only problem with staying at your friends' parents cabin is clothes are required.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The only problem with staying at your friends' parents cabin is clothes are required.
About to find out how much Latin I've lost in 24 years....
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
About to find out how much Latin I've lost in 24 years....
Monday ending with my bike's detailed just fully self destructed was a bit on the nose...
Im fine, just annoyed
Im fine, just annoyed
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Monday ending with my bike's detailed just fully self destructed was a bit on the nose...
Im fine, just annoyed
Im fine, just annoyed
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Nudes and thirst
2. Music thoughts
3. Random long numbered skeet threads about science/art/philosophy/whatever is currently occupying my exhausting brain
1. Nudes and thirst
2. Music thoughts
3. Random long numbered skeet threads about science/art/philosophy/whatever is currently occupying my exhausting brain
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. My healing journey
2. Being naked
3. Lego maybe 🤔
1. My healing journey
2. Being naked
3. Lego maybe 🤔
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Making porn
2. Being in a throuple
3. A mysterious third option
1. Making porn
2. Being in a throuple
3. A mysterious third option
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x
1. Nudes and thirst
2. Music thoughts
3. Random long numbered skeet threads about science/art/philosophy/whatever is currently occupying my exhausting brain
1. Nudes and thirst
2. Music thoughts
3. Random long numbered skeet threads about science/art/philosophy/whatever is currently occupying my exhausting brain
Hot boys on the internet leading me to read philosophical essay collections.
You know who you are.
You know who you are.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hot boys on the internet leading me to read philosophical essay collections.
You know who you are.
You know who you are.
I should have peed before leaving the house. This is going to be a long 30 minute train ride...
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I should have peed before leaving the house. This is going to be a long 30 minute train ride...
Should I get overalls that aren't my gardening overalls? Like, overalls to wear?
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Should I get overalls that aren't my gardening overalls? Like, overalls to wear?
Gays in short shorts and birkenstocks right now.... how? Why? Go back to Canada...
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Gays in short shorts and birkenstocks right now.... how? Why? Go back to Canada...
SEPTA is really doing the least the last few days
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
SEPTA is really doing the least the last few days