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俳句セラピー会社

@haikutherapy.bsky.social

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I post haiku that say what we’re all feeling. I don’t always stay true to form for haiku and my Japanese is far from perfect. I take some liberties in translation to preserve 5-7-5 structure. I DON’T post links/pics/vids.

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · Apr 14

This is the sign you were looking for to resist authoritarianism—it’s time:

アメリカ人
許可ガあるんだ
国を救う
I am giving you
Permission, Americans,
To save your country

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4h

Boycott them all where applicable.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4h

I get that it's supposed to be a chalk art optical illusion, but I don't think it actually IS, because the amount the guy shrinks when he's pretending to walk on the ramp looks physically incorrect for how a straight, flat road would be.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 1d

Probably AI generated or green screened and edited. The foreshortening effect applied to the person is way off scale with the distance being a normal road--both he and the dog change in apparent size as if the ramp is real.

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

Instructions:
Mix A in bowl; prep B & C.
Put 2-3 teaspoons oil in pan & heat on medium.
Add C and cook for 0.5-1.5 minutes.
Add A & wait til it bubbles like a simmer.
Slowly add B bit at a time til thick, stirring constantly but not ferociously.
Coat whatever needs tastified and devour.

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

In American units:
A:
1 Tablespoon low sodium soy sauce
1/2 cup chicken stock
1 Tablespoon oyster sauce
1 teaspoon dark soy sauce
1 teaspoon sesame oil
1.5 teaspoons brown sugar
B: 1 Tablespoon corn starch mixed with 2 of water.
C: some minced garlic

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

Best trolley 🚃

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

Hey for like a dollar and change and ten minutes you can make half a cup of a sauce to make some of those veggies way more enjoyable. It's not horrible for you either unless you have to watch your sodium.

3lbs is a lot of veggies though.

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

I bet he's humming, "The Bear Necessities."

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 2d

Do they have lamassu? I could use a couple of those. I'm planning to build myself a nice mausoleum soon.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Something something Ghost in the Shell...

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Orrrr, and hear me out here...it probably wastes even more money to demo it, so why not turn it into something that can actually do good for the people? What would the logistical nightmare be for making it into a soup kitchen? Is that feasible?

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

RFK Jr. be like, "Tuberculosis ain't nothing! Back in my day kids could get THREEberculosis, and those of us who survived [hacks profusely] are the genetic paragons of mankind."

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

It's like, we shouldn't have needed to invent the nail polish that changes color in rohypnol either, but now that we did it's a valid item in any lady's purse. We're not to blame for having to invent it or choosing to use it.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

But like, a concealed carry permit is also, "self defense," or else you shouldn't have one.

That said, I'll never regret learning the martial arts I do know, especially the "get bigger person's hands off me," stuff where strength doesn't matter.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

I'm not trying to antagonize you but I thought it was odd how Cozy said, "self defense," and you immediately filled in the ambiguity with, "martial arts."
I don't disagree w/ you about a lot of guys in martial arts being red flags (especially the ones who yap about 武士道 all day but aren't Japanese).

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Now I'm not saying that the Inquisitor in Karamazov is correct, but maybe part of it is the terrifying anxiety that accompanies freedom pushing on the stockholm leftover from being oppressed, resulting in a fear that one's power isn't real/sufficient and a desire to cling to safety/familiarity?

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

opponents. They don't even have to be into it to get caught in that.

But that's all beside the point: the leverage shouldn't still be working if everyone already knows about it and thinks it's true. So why is it?

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

It's not a rumor--pretty much everyone already believes this is the case. And Putin himself was caught one day scooping up a little boy outside the Kremlin and kissing his belly. Also many countries produce that filth specifically for the leverage it provides them against dissidents & political 1/2

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Him being too old to tell real from fiction is also why all the AI generated news that Vance, Vought, and Miller keep feeding him about leftist violence is working.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Trump really said, "No kings? Okay, I'll be Emperor Palpatwat then."

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

Karl Popper says pop isn't off the table, but I think it's a last resort, not a method of choice.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 4d

There's been a miscommunication--it's not a ballroom, it's a Bawl Room. That's where he's going to go to cry from now on.

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 5d

The thing is, apparently that WON'T destroy Trump--or any of them. Because everybody pretty much already belie this is the case and that it's the worst it can be, and nobody has actually stepped up to do the, "destroying," so the blackmail shouldn't be leverage any more.

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俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 5d

I thought Madison Cawthorn already confirmed this years ago?

俳句セラピー会社 @haikutherapy.bsky.social · 5d

Homologous genes in humans when? :p