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Nailed it.

3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it

Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage

“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”

YAML is ‘great’
Yay high score!!

What do I win?...
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 10d
Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 10d
dude you broke your handle

come back we love you <3
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 24d
'Oh man your music is sick'

Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot

'what was that last one?'

Me: Slipknot(?)

'No the one before?'

Me: Oh Linkin Park!

'No the other one?'

Me: System Of A Down(?)
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Oct 5
Beautiful, I don't have a picture I can find but I had a crystal one and replaced the front panel with a display one so it could tell me things from media center and what game I was playing... similar to this:
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Sep 27
“stab him with your tenis pail!” - Markiplier playing Alien Isolation & A Routine Traffic Stop.
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Sep 23
Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 28
Yes, I am Forklift Certified:
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 10
Rolled back to iOS 18.6

That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 9
Whelp sir, I got a flat head screwdriver that'll fix her right up.

Shoot Dang!
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 27
It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now…

Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.

Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.

Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
ALT: a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan
media.tenor.com
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 24
Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 21
🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover

No authentication needed. Root access granted.

Patch NOW:

ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2

CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 13
Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 9
I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is;

The one in here 👉😶

✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History

And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 8
Finally, the age of man, ends!

x.com/jack/status/...
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 4
Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud.

Oh I got a new job too ;)
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 1
Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently?

Me: What now?

Body: Tonsilitis.

Me: Oh come on...

Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?

Me: ...

Body: Difficulty swallowing?

Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jun 26
I guess 'Volume licensing' is an option but its not an employer or a school.

Halp!