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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 3d

New blog post alert 🚨

#Kubernetes #SelfHost #Linux #K3S

www.ha3ks.com/posts/Kubern...

Kubernetes - from someone who has 12 whole hours experience

The other day I while having one of my usual mid career crisis’ moments I recalled that I wanted to know more about Kubernetes.

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 7d

Nailed it.

3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it

Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 7d

Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage

“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”

YAML is ‘great’

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 9d

Yay high score!!

What do I win?...

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 10d

Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 10d

dude you broke your handle

come back we love you <3

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · 24d

'Oh man your music is sick'

Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot

'what was that last one?'

Me: Slipknot(?)

'No the one before?'

Me: Oh Linkin Park!

'No the other one?'

Me: System Of A Down(?)

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Oct 5

Beautiful, I don't have a picture I can find but I had a crystal one and replaced the front panel with a display one so it could tell me things from media center and what game I was playing... similar to this:

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Sep 27

“stab him with your tenis pail!” - Markiplier playing Alien Isolation & A Routine Traffic Stop.

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Sep 23

Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Sep 9

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 29

Setting up a FortiGate in VMWare 😱

www.ha3ks.com/posts/Runnin...

#Fortigate #NetworkSecurity #LabEveryDay #ShapesAndColours

Running a FortiGate in VMWare

It has been some considerable time since I last put up a blog post, I just wanted to go in a different direction for a while, it happens.

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 28

Yes, I am Forklift Certified:

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 10

Rolled back to iOS 18.6

That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Aug 9

Whelp sir, I got a flat head screwdriver that'll fix her right up.

Shoot Dang!

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 27

It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now…

Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.

Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.

Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!

a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan

ALT: a yellow cartoon character is sitting in a chair holding a fan

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 24

Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.

A Silver and Black backgrounded Challenge coin with a blue headset and the text “Security Challenge Coin 2025” issued by <name redacted very, very large company>

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 21

🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover

No authentication needed. Root access granted.

Patch NOW:

ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2

CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 21

Leeroy Jenkins!

Is 20 years old!!!

👴

a blurred image of a person eating popcorn with the words leeeroy yy yy yy written on it

ALT: a blurred image of a person eating popcorn with the words leeeroy yy yy yy written on it

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 13

Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 9

I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is;

The one in here 👉😶

✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History

And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 8

Finally, the age of man, ends!

x.com/jack/status/...

ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 4

Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud.

Oh I got a new job too ;)

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jul 1

Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently?

Me: What now?

Body: Tonsilitis.

Me: Oh come on...

Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?

Me: ...

Body: Difficulty swallowing?

Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!

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ha3ks @ha3ks.com · Jun 26

I guess 'Volume licensing' is an option but its not an employer or a school.

Halp!