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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13d

Who the hell wants to survive the end of the world, man.

Captain @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 13d

You don’t really want to be here, yet you are.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13d

[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 13d

[Passing by while eating chips (the fries kind).]

What is he saying about me now.

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Captain @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 13d

The harder you try to avoid it. [Turning to Oberon.] the more likely summons become.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 15d

And you sound so happy about it.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 15d

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Captain @mobilisinmobili.bsky.social · 15d

[Hearing everyone go "aww oberon" followed by a pillar of flame in the distance.]

died in battle. [crossing his fingers] c'monnnn died in battle.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 15d

Burn not the dragon: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 16d

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

Malice beam.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

Hey.

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬. @banefulblood.bsky.social · 18d

Oh yeah, the guy that's usually about as helpful as Merlin.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

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ambrosius. @rosemagus.bsky.social · 18d

Not this fucking guy.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

Good job guys!

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 18d

Are they killing Merlin's ass in the QRTs

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

/ obie has so many enemies every time I log in I feel like the knife cat

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Fae Britain is destroyed, so most of my goals were accomplished. It's more of a draw than a victory. Also, you didn't do shit. You just threw quartz into the gachapon machine and I came out.

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

I've won against you?

And even dragged you into helping humanity?

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Uh, no? How did you even come to that conclusion.

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

I mean, I'm smarter than you clearly. So what's your point?

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

That can't be. They say with age comes wisdom.

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

Yeah time is basically a stasis physically but mentally I've aged thirty years. It's a mess.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Is that the secret to your eternal youth.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Is that the secret to your eternal youth.

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

Technically it still will be when this is all over.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Yeah, that'll do it. Kill me like it's 2015.

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

Happy death day Oberon this final skrillex run goes out to you.

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Give this girl a #true

Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Give this girl a #true

Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

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Gudako @cruelestchoices.bsky.social · 22d

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

Avalon is fake lol. Who the fuck is Merlin, you've been talking to thin air. You sound crazy right now.

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Oberon (Vortigern) @gwyrtheyrn.bsky.social · 22d

More like Abalone because the motherfuckers living there are fishy as fuck