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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 18h

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

There are so many ways to hate God

Chief among them, perhaps, to render him so little he requires saving—by Eric, no less

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

There's a limit to where someone who feeds the body but starves the soul can lead you

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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 20h

Everyone sitting at that table has co-signed this abusive behavior. No Bible verse or prayer or claim to be “in Christ” changes that. Tax-funded death cult.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."

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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Bari Weiss started another skeevy university because Prager U clearly wasn't getting the job done. That's on you, Dennis

Neither believes in DEI, which means there's plenty of room for white supremacists who, clearly, are *never* the best of us, and why is that, exactly

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 1d

She seems nice

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

That's the nice thing about grifting—it pays whether the govt is open or not, so you can afford to give yourself nice things, like a day on the course

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

He just knows things, OK?

Prolly where a body or two are buried, which is why he's VP

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

That's what makes it delicious

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Right, like maybe it needs to get washed, and then what do you do?

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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Certainly the most effective way of cleaning out the bad apples

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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Grifter has been redefined as entrepreneur

Give a common vice a foreign name, all of a sudden it's fancy and everybody wants on board

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Both? In this economy?

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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Aengstlichezeitgeistfreudenshaedlichkeit

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gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

The current president of the United States is brain addled, and it is a form of elder abuse to keep him in his current position

gurschecomedy.bsky.social @gurschecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

There just isn't enough aloe vera...

David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 2d

Dan Quayle understood the assignment. JD Vance, you’re no Dan Quayle.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back