Gunnar Goldhair
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Alan partridge - Man of mystery.

Please.
Women are just more efficient than men.

That's just a fact.

She got all her incompetence done straight away.

Fucking legend.
First real gig I ever went to was Lost Prophets.

It was only a few months before meganonce was arrested.

I felt sort of guilty about it. Him being a nonce not him getting arrested.

Arsehole.

Shinoncey Vs Prison ninja.
I'm both.

They should sell mince pies all year.

They're fucking great.

Ya cunt ye.
Books doubleplus ungood.

Words from party only.

Big Brother sees.
That's not a proper use.

Which/what cunt turned on the ac? Would be correct.

That's just tacked on at the end to please you.

She's riding your brother.

That's just science.
Cry havoc, let slip the frogs of war!
Not even Jesus could resurrect his Rangers career.

Lazarussel he ain't.
Even bluesky is pulling the piss.
You notice that the women over here drive really bad.

They're always looking in the mirror.

Checking if their permission to drive is being rescinded.

Is this thing on?
I'll shit in a jar and put a label saying capitalism on it.

No lid.

Where's my prize money?
I don't like it.

It makes my brain wibble.
Nothing to do with middle age.

Barmaids always found you repulsive.
That joke is a wee bit too Edgy for me.
Stilton in a salt and vinegar.

Lovely stuff.
There is no peace like being alone in nature.