Iokaste
@guncalamitas.bsky.social
AKAB Dragon. headmate of @marismolotov.bsky.social
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Iokaste
@guncalamitas.bsky.social
· Aug 23
AKAB stands for Assigned Kobold At Birth. That's about all you need to know about me. Headmate whose memories are largely sourced in fiction.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.
I am angry at discord users whose nickname and discord ID are both jokes because I can never search them by name.
February 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I am angry at discord users whose nickname and discord ID are both jokes because I can never search them by name.
Gender-affirming my Monika introject by calling her a factive and not a fictive.
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Gender-affirming my Monika introject by calling her a factive and not a fictive.
artist: *draws character of species A who wants to become species B*
me: ooh relatable 🏳️⚧️
artist: haha this is my character she's such a pathetic and bullyable <species A>. *draws meme art about the character "pretending" to be species B then getting humiliated by other <species B>'s*
me: oh.
me: ooh relatable 🏳️⚧️
artist: haha this is my character she's such a pathetic and bullyable <species A>. *draws meme art about the character "pretending" to be species B then getting humiliated by other <species B>'s*
me: oh.
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
artist: *draws character of species A who wants to become species B*
me: ooh relatable 🏳️⚧️
artist: haha this is my character she's such a pathetic and bullyable <species A>. *draws meme art about the character "pretending" to be species B then getting humiliated by other <species B>'s*
me: oh.
me: ooh relatable 🏳️⚧️
artist: haha this is my character she's such a pathetic and bullyable <species A>. *draws meme art about the character "pretending" to be species B then getting humiliated by other <species B>'s*
me: oh.
I've seen water frozen in cubes before.
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I've seen water frozen in cubes before.
How come you cannot send someone a friend request on Discord without them feeling the need to send you a gay ass sticker of a bird or robot waving at you. Can you not say hello like a normal person.
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How come you cannot send someone a friend request on Discord without them feeling the need to send you a gay ass sticker of a bird or robot waving at you. Can you not say hello like a normal person.
games will say they're educated and then say they're "stuck on geometry" like okay whatever sweaty
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
games will say they're educated and then say they're "stuck on geometry" like okay whatever sweaty
unwarranted critiques are endlessly more annoying than unwarranted spoilers
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
unwarranted critiques are endlessly more annoying than unwarranted spoilers
do not waste your kobold's longing and wistfulness
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
do not waste your kobold's longing and wistfulness
who closes the door when the kobold leaves
August 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
who closes the door when the kobold leaves
do you guys think the refrigerator light turns off after you close it
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
do you guys think the refrigerator light turns off after you close it
you wouldn't last an hour on the mountain where i transitioned
August 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
you wouldn't last an hour on the mountain where i transitioned
i wish it rained more here, in oregon
August 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i wish it rained more here, in oregon
how do you think he went from dr. feelgood to feel good inc
August 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
how do you think he went from dr. feelgood to feel good inc
kobolds? in my world, we actually call them lizard johnnies.
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
kobolds? in my world, we actually call them lizard johnnies.
clicks my mechanical wings at you
August 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
clicks my mechanical wings at you
what if there was a dragon with the body of a kobold
August 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
what if there was a dragon with the body of a kobold
what calamity needs is two anime girls who follow you around everywhere, and give reactions to every boss along the lines of "erm, that just happened" and "that was a big worm"
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
what calamity needs is two anime girls who follow you around everywhere, and give reactions to every boss along the lines of "erm, that just happened" and "that was a big worm"
give cigarettes to your kobolds. it's a rough world out there for them. out in the wilds there are dragons tryna kidnap em and in the villages there are human parties tryna adopt them. may one day there be fire
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
give cigarettes to your kobolds. it's a rough world out there for them. out in the wilds there are dragons tryna kidnap em and in the villages there are human parties tryna adopt them. may one day there be fire
what else is important to say
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August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
what else is important to say
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AKAB stands for Assigned Kobold At Birth. That's about all you need to know about me. Headmate whose memories are largely sourced in fiction.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.
August 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
AKAB stands for Assigned Kobold At Birth. That's about all you need to know about me. Headmate whose memories are largely sourced in fiction.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.
Will blush if you call me a tiny dragon. /pos
Also a fan of Calamity.