Butters Stotch Testaburger
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
Hey, fellas! It’s me, Butters! The boy with a heart full of magic who laughs at a storm cloud and turns a frown into a smile for free.
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// Please don’t DM me, because I can’t respond.
// I don’t wish to sound annoyed, but you really need to read this. People are still messaging me privately when I can’t respond.
// Every time my step-grandpa calls, I cringe.
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
// Every time my step-grandpa calls, I cringe.
Check out me and Kenny’s TikTok.
two south park characters , kenny and butters , are standing next to each other on a snowy field .
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December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Check out me and Kenny’s TikTok.
Jaws 5 won’t happen. Accept it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jaws 5 won’t happen. Accept it.
To be honest, the whole Stotch family is full of narcissists. Only exceptions are me and my Aunt Nelly.
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
To be honest, the whole Stotch family is full of narcissists. Only exceptions are me and my Aunt Nelly.
Most of my family is made up of friends and not blood relatives. The only blood relative I get along with is my Aunt Nelly. Everyone else is a narcissistic parasite. I’m grateful for my chosen family.
December 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Most of my family is made up of friends and not blood relatives. The only blood relative I get along with is my Aunt Nelly. Everyone else is a narcissistic parasite. I’m grateful for my chosen family.
It’s good to reminisce, don’t you think?
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s good to reminisce, don’t you think?
I know Stan and I have had our differences in the past, but I love him. He’s a nice guy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I know Stan and I have had our differences in the past, but I love him. He’s a nice guy.
// Remember when South Park seasons had 14 episodes? Great days they were.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
// Remember when South Park seasons had 14 episodes? Great days they were.
Thanks, fellas.
December 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Thanks, fellas.
Here’s the first three digits of my phone number, email me.
December 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Here’s the first three digits of my phone number, email me.
Lousy rotten buses!
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Lousy rotten buses!
Because you’re my friend, I’m gonna forget that you talk a load of bollocks and treat you to a meat pie.
December 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Because you’re my friend, I’m gonna forget that you talk a load of bollocks and treat you to a meat pie.
Is he being a twat?
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is he being a twat?
[northern accent] Fuckin’ stupid cunt! Fuckin’ ‘ell!
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[northern accent] Fuckin’ stupid cunt! Fuckin’ ‘ell!
// Plushies ARE my friends.
December 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
// Plushies ARE my friends.
Spoons, eh?
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Spoons, eh?
Fuckin’ ‘orrible!
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fuckin’ ‘orrible!
I’ll give ‘im Dracula On The ‘kin’ Moon when I get my ‘ands on ‘im!
December 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’ll give ‘im Dracula On The ‘kin’ Moon when I get my ‘ands on ‘im!
// Hug plushies!
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
// Hug plushies!
Horrible evil old bag.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Horrible evil old bag.
You could say I have a magnetic personality. [laughs] Humour! I love it! Whee! Haha!
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You could say I have a magnetic personality. [laughs] Humour! I love it! Whee! Haha!
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I’m going to Stan’s house with Kenny and Kyle.
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m going to Stan’s house with Kenny and Kyle.
// I’m still hungry after that Chinese food.
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
// I’m still hungry after that Chinese food.
Ozzy didn’t die, he just boarded a crazy train to Planet Caravan.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Ozzy didn’t die, he just boarded a crazy train to Planet Caravan.