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Not actually married….
You're married!?
No your brother is mad at me or wants a divorce
Like Steve Irwin or is this a metaphor?
I’m in the snake house
Wouldn’t you?
He also looks like he’d make Weasley jokes
Okay. Let’s try men
I'm game to try it.
The drinks. Named after some old blonde man. Guess he tastes good.
.. the what????
Good. I want the jax me off or jax of all trades
Please.
Do you want to get a drink with me?
Don't.. even get me started
Nicky. Your family is 🤯
Guess it explains why you look better
It smells good.
No no no… hey!!!
Because I put something on the top shelf again?
Because I used your body wash?
Because I tried your conditioner?
Because I used your body wash?
Because I tried your conditioner?
I have been stressed out lately for a reason that I won’t share
I know I suppose… I was trying to think of what you could have done. Did you put her on the fridge? Make redhead jokes? You could get on your knees that’s shorter
I can't make myself shorter..
I hadn’t gotten that far yet. But… I hate to go back to the height
What did I do? 😔
Your scaring women now!!! Also… I hate myself
Yes, hello,
Present.
Present.