Embden J. Goose
@grumpygoose.bsky.social
Hot-tempered, hopelessly optimistic and absent-minded, all stuffed into a fluffy package and adorned with a tiny hat.
Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.
Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.
Been so busy lately, I forgot to show this off! A babbling 'stache-lizard!
Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !
Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Been so busy lately, I forgot to show this off! A babbling 'stache-lizard!
Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !
Once again a big thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social !
Make a little birdhouse in your soul~🎶
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Make a little birdhouse in your soul~🎶
My teacher in... 3rd grade I think, gave each one of us students a rock.
She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".
I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.
She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".
I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My teacher in... 3rd grade I think, gave each one of us students a rock.
She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".
I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.
She told us something like "hold it in your hand and warm it up on a cold day to remind you of the warmth of summer".
I recently found that rock again and as silly as it sounded at the time, holding it is very relaxing.
The backrooms as a concept was great, until people started adding all the horror stuff to it.
Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.
Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The backrooms as a concept was great, until people started adding all the horror stuff to it.
Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.
Went from a mysterious and somewhat uncanny place to yet another cheap SCP/Slenderman copy.
If the bus driver drives away from you, even though you're only a couple feet away...
Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!
Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If the bus driver drives away from you, even though you're only a couple feet away...
Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!
Take your bike and arrive at your destination before them to assert dominance!
Reposted by Embden J. Goose
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
The first game you play as a pokemon for several years...
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.
They really can't let us be happy, huh...?
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.
They really can't let us be happy, huh...?
September 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The first game you play as a pokemon for several years...
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.
They really can't let us be happy, huh...?
But you're a Ditto, taking the shape of a human.
They really can't let us be happy, huh...?
The amount of people online who comment on my use of grammar and punctuation is astounding.
No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this!
Geez!
No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this!
Geez!
July 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The amount of people online who comment on my use of grammar and punctuation is astounding.
No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this!
Geez!
No, I'm not angry or an unusually tech-savvy 50yo! I've just always typed like this!
Geez!
Dogs like sticks. Humans like sticks.
Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs.
Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks?
Life is full of mysteries...
Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs.
Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks?
Life is full of mysteries...
July 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Dogs like sticks. Humans like sticks.
Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs.
Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks?
Life is full of mysteries...
Humans domesticated wolves and made them dogs.
Who liked sticks first? Did humans and wolves become fruends over their mutual love of sticks?
Life is full of mysteries...
Why does KwarzSchopf do that "breaking scissors" thing in their ads for haircare products?
What is that meant to symbolize?
"You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?
What is that meant to symbolize?
"You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?
July 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why does KwarzSchopf do that "breaking scissors" thing in their ads for haircare products?
What is that meant to symbolize?
"You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?
What is that meant to symbolize?
"You now have great hair that you won't need to cut"? Don't you usually go to a hairdresser for that?
Many thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social for this lovely drawing! Incredibly silly, as all things should be~!
July 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Many thanks to @0kame-san.bsky.social for this lovely drawing! Incredibly silly, as all things should be~!
Callback to last year when I logged into BaceFook for the first time in like, 3-4 years, only to post "oh yeah, by the way" followed by an Ace and NB flag, then logged out.
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Callback to last year when I logged into BaceFook for the first time in like, 3-4 years, only to post "oh yeah, by the way" followed by an Ace and NB flag, then logged out.
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?
June 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS!?
Blew my nose as soon as I got home from work and wow, did that feel nice!
I CAN BREATHE!!!
I CAN BREATHE!!!
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Blew my nose as soon as I got home from work and wow, did that feel nice!
I CAN BREATHE!!!
I CAN BREATHE!!!
Reposted by Embden J. Goose
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
May 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?
The neurodiverse struggle:
I don't wanna explain why certain things annoy me, because what if the other person is as much of an overthinker as me and develops the same annoyance for the thing?
I don't wanna explain why certain things annoy me, because what if the other person is as much of an overthinker as me and develops the same annoyance for the thing?
May 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The neurodiverse struggle:
I don't wanna explain why certain things annoy me, because what if the other person is as much of an overthinker as me and develops the same annoyance for the thing?
I don't wanna explain why certain things annoy me, because what if the other person is as much of an overthinker as me and develops the same annoyance for the thing?
Reposted by Embden J. Goose
✨Sketch commission thread~!✨
#artcommission #digitalartcommission #digitalart
Queue line and Prices over here btw ;v
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#artcommission #digitalartcommission #digitalart
Queue line and Prices over here btw ;v
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
✨Sketch commission thread~!✨
#artcommission #digitalartcommission #digitalart
Queue line and Prices over here btw ;v
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#artcommission #digitalartcommission #digitalart
Queue line and Prices over here btw ;v
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Am I alone in feeling nervous about seeing a finished commission?
Like, you commission an artist and they send you a message saying "all done, what ya think" and you're like... gathering courage to look at it?
Like, you commission an artist and they send you a message saying "all done, what ya think" and you're like... gathering courage to look at it?
April 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Am I alone in feeling nervous about seeing a finished commission?
Like, you commission an artist and they send you a message saying "all done, what ya think" and you're like... gathering courage to look at it?
Like, you commission an artist and they send you a message saying "all done, what ya think" and you're like... gathering courage to look at it?
Yup. This is me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Well...
Well...
April 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yup. This is me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Well...
Well...
Daylight Savings is, has always been and will always be stupid.
April 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Daylight Savings is, has always been and will always be stupid.
I decided to go out and touch some grass and as I stood there, Pink Floyd suddenly stood there.
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
April 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I decided to go out and touch some grass and as I stood there, Pink Floyd suddenly stood there.
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Art Style Showcase! Medium and style is quite varied.
Feel free to continue the chain if ya feel like it!
Feel free to continue the chain if ya feel like it!
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Art Style Showcase! Medium and style is quite varied.
Feel free to continue the chain if ya feel like it!
Feel free to continue the chain if ya feel like it!
