I used to work in education supporting people who were unemployed find work. Part of that was assessing their literacy and numeracy levels. The average result was the equivalent to age 8-10 (the reading age of The Daily Mail).

An extroverts only migration policy is likely not good for STEM.

“I’m not sure I want to give way to the right”

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

If they were in a closet they’d diddle that as well.

Why do Americans even need guns if thoughts and prayers are so powerful?

I wonder how many antivaxxers are taking GLP-1?

Overqualified

Please keep up this content, I really do value these threads 🙂 (I made the same comment on Threads but thought you deserve the engagement on both platforms 😂).

Worried your wife might turn you gay? Sounds like his life is a big game of gay Buckaroo, terrified for the moment he can’t hold it back any longer.

For someone secure in themselves there is no amount of wallpaper samples ever gonna turn you off tig bitties.

How many Netflix accounts and flat whites must they be going through??

So why wasn’t she?

I’m neither pro or anti Rowling but its worth mentioning that she has donated over £100mil to charities supporting women and children.

Paint them?

I wonder where we’ll be able to stream the US edition of the Nuremberg trials?

Apologies, I was being a dick.

Erm, what? If 1lb of fat weighs 1lb, how muscle does 1lb of muscle weigh?

Thruster engaged

Imagine being a lawyer for the lettuce when she pitched her plan of attack.

Some of us have aphantasia and the voice of the reader adds dimension to the characters 🙂