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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ

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Neckbeard moderator of vegan safe spaces 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerk 🌱 /r/vegancirclejerkchat & 🌱 /r/animalhaters. Dog meat homesteader. Thinks Dr. Ken Berry is a genius—at grifting gullible rubes in to believing feel-good bro-science.

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 20

Walmart:

Tasty Bite plant-based protein bowl—$3.66

NotCo vegan mac & cheese—$2.74

Purple Carrot frozen vegan bowl—$5.29

Beyond Chik’n nuggets 10oz—$5.23

“The vegan options are marked up way more than non vegan ones” 😂

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Have you noticed how Our Sister of Unintentional Self-Ownage goes on these wild screeds where she just projectile-vomits a bunch of comments to placate her fragile ego, basically doing anything possible to pretend she’s a Leftist & not a diet-MAGA feels-over-reals human supremacist?

c-r-i-n-g-e

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Co-worker: "What don't you support again?"

Me: "treating humans as owned commodities"

Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"

Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"

Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the open-air job-fair thing.

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Co-worker: "What don't you do again?"

Me: "roofie and date-rape women"

Co-worker: "That's a hassle. Can't you just be flexible for a day?"

Me: "What's the point of principles if I can just bend or break them?"

Anyway, I probably won't be invited to the “cruising for women” thing

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Non-vegan leftists:

“Boycott Disney! Cancel your Plus subscription!… YES, we did it!”

Also non-vegan leftists:

“Boycott the Animal Agriculture Industry!? Whoa now—much too big of a problem that could ever be solved with individual actio—OH LOOK OVER THERE! ITS THE CAPITALIST BOOGEY MAN!”

🏃‍♀️💨

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Where do you think the Maasai gained their “just tap the cow for some yummy blood smoothie and put some clay on the wound” inspiration from?

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Except for Maxwell’s Cheetahs…

…that developed a niche tactic of knocking ruminants to the ground and taking turns going at the teats

😂

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

I’ve realized I’m highly lactose intolerant since going WFPB.

I’d probably try the yeast-poop casein products once… bathroom nearby…

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

Rule of thumb: If the plant-clette doesn’t smell mildly of vomit while heating it’s B.S.

(Oh boy, here comes Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for a round of VoMiT eAtiNg VeGaNs 😂)

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

“I think it’s fine if a parent is consensualist and pro-body-autonomy and refuses to allow date rape in their own home, but also doesn’t get mad if their child date-rapes at a friend’s house.”

See how that logic falls-apart once we swap-out a victim you actually extend moral consideration towards?

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

I wish I had your handicap

ॐ

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · 29d

I started my education at Ecolent with predominantly U.N. satellite office kids, one of the big reasons I get so amused when carnists accuse me of being “racist…”

…Like, my best friends were literally Kenyan, Fijian and Pakistani 😂

I predominantly moved to NYC to feel real diversity again 🤣

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

> where I live

Oh hey 👋 former-dwelled-with-mandatory-bomb-shelter here 😂

Genève

A few years back I saw an outfit en Suisse that was doing plant Raclette, ever try it?

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Early-you’ll-be-vegan experience was channel-flipping in my 1st Boston apt., stumble on a mid-day investigative report exposé on the underground cat-meat trade

Immediate shot:

Half-boiled de-furred still-alive cat getting its brainstem clevered in a commercial kitchen 🤢

How I see cows nowadays…

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Please don’t be one of THOSE vegans who thinks we should starve ourselves of real heme iron and taurine 🔪 🐈 🥩

Cat meat cured my pre-diabetes, you insensitive gate-keeper.

cateatingvegans

We are a community of felinotarian vegans, that is, vegans who eat cats. The vegan diet is good but supplementing B12 is unnatural so instead, we eat a frequently abandoned animal: Cats. It might seem...

reddit.com

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Are you trying to trigger pearl-clutch-ageddon, here?

Do you think these middle-school-level insult-comic-trolls have the sophistication to understand you’re attempting to elevate animals to human levels of moral consideration & not the knee-jerkingest-opposite interpretation of it?

…I’ve got news

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

That’s… not what it means at all.

You seem fun at libraries 👍

Muted.

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Shhhhh don’t tell the “leftists” they’re perpetuating right-wing talking-points, they really hate it.

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Oh boy Hugo, if there’s one thing you can count on Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage for, it’s having your analogy *Whooosh💨* right past the cerebral cortex, straight to that amygdala, and barf-out as a cool knee-jerk about you being “racist” or “antisemitic” or “sexually deviant”

Clutch them pearls!

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

What a cunning vegan-point-destroying response 😂

A fucking gif projecting the logic pretzels these corpse-lickers twist for themselves to pretend they’re not super-racist immigrant-abusers implicit in their purchase decisions 🙄

Remember when DCC called Crown Heights a “shithole”? 😂

So MAGA-like

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Meaty-one.

Suggesting a Ⓥegan is hypocritical because “SOCIETAL WRONG COMMITTED” is classic Nirvana Fallacy

No amount of “No, YOU!” Is going to change the fact that our German friend was trying to wriggle-out of culpability for his abhorrent purchase decisions trying to use that vehicle…

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

No, this is you having a hard time bridging the gap between the two logics because you deem one party “worth protecting” and the other “not worth protecting” 👍

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Has anybody noticed that Sister Mary «Soy Rage» Gifs’ trite AI ‘parody’ infers that non-vegans are the ones who are “sexually repressted”?

So… the vegans are getting tons of action?

If you say so 😂

…explains not being able to go more’n 4 posts without mentioning vegan sexuality 🤭

So much cope

丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

Hey, have we forgotten that these meat-simps are contributing to a system that subjects a large constituency of undocumented immigrants to psychological trauma… Upticks in domestic violence and pet abuse… All for slowly-decaying flesh nummies 🤷

And they probably think they’re not racist A.F. 😂

🤡🥩🎪

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

“Most people don’t have that option”

No Walmarts here in NYC, but when in Sullivan Cnty we shop there. Ridiculously cheap vegan lifestyle if you’re relying on it for a majority of staples.

Absolute B.S. cope.

@meatflakecopium.bsky.social suggesting 82 cubic liters

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Food costs decrease 16% on a low-fat vegan diet, a savings of more than $500 a year, compared to a diet that includes meat, dairy, and other animal products, according to a new analysis from the Physi...

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丅ᗩᑌᑭᗴ ᑎᎥᒪᔕ ᗷᗴᎥǤᗴ Ⓥ @gropo.bsky.social · Sep 22

You shouldn’t.

Meat’s actually super gross—we only adapted to that shit like 2.5 million years ago… a blip in the grand scheme of primate and hominidae evolution.

There’s a reason our closest cousin on the taxonomic tree still eats only 5% meat, 95% plants. The next-closest only rarely eat bugs…