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Accurate depiction of my brain when someone mentions Agatha or The Locked Tomb
EXAMS OVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE IS DONE IT’S OVER NOW I ONLY NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
EXAMS OVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE IS DONE IT’S OVER NOW I ONLY NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
the brainrot i used to have for warrior nun… catholic guilt and lesbians waving glowing swords in the air, kung fu moves to confuse the love of your life then kissing her peak yuri television and one of the biggest wasted opportunities along with killing eve i’ll stand on this hill forever
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November 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the brainrot i used to have for warrior nun… catholic guilt and lesbians waving glowing swords in the air, kung fu moves to confuse the love of your life then kissing her peak yuri television and one of the biggest wasted opportunities along with killing eve i’ll stand on this hill forever
very curious to know how much damage the room next door can do to my psyche we’ll see in a few hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
very curious to know how much damage the room next door can do to my psyche we’ll see in a few hours
Agatha as a primary school teacher at lunch break: pretending to have nothing to eat, sighing dramatically “Ah… I forgot my lunch at home..” then Billy and all the other kids running giving her their cookies “here take mine take mine!”
And she’s there like:
And she’s there like:
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November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Agatha as a primary school teacher at lunch break: pretending to have nothing to eat, sighing dramatically “Ah… I forgot my lunch at home..” then Billy and all the other kids running giving her their cookies “here take mine take mine!”
And she’s there like:
And she’s there like:
opening the textbook for my lesson and the page ends up here..perfect representation of someone with zero caffeine in their body about to explain the structure of the cell at 7.50 in the morning💀🤣
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
opening the textbook for my lesson and the page ends up here..perfect representation of someone with zero caffeine in their body about to explain the structure of the cell at 7.50 in the morning💀🤣
the other day at work a kid asked me if i have had a boyfriend and i said “yes years ago” and it’s true, but she wanted to know if I have one now and well I couldn’t say “no but actually i’ve been haunted by an evil lesbian situationship for three years so i can’t listen to an entire set of songs”
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November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the other day at work a kid asked me if i have had a boyfriend and i said “yes years ago” and it’s true, but she wanted to know if I have one now and well I couldn’t say “no but actually i’ve been haunted by an evil lesbian situationship for three years so i can’t listen to an entire set of songs”
ceh fatemi capire charli xcx ha scritto l’intera colonna sonora per wuthering heights questa pazza in cul0 la amo scusate il francese ma il concetto di vedere la trashata romance che sarà con lei che ci canta le sue canzoni pop struggenti per me questo film ha già vinto
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ceh fatemi capire charli xcx ha scritto l’intera colonna sonora per wuthering heights questa pazza in cul0 la amo scusate il francese ma il concetto di vedere la trashata romance che sarà con lei che ci canta le sue canzoni pop struggenti per me questo film ha già vinto
this is the most neurospicy thing I’ll ever say probably but chess is saving my mental health lately and I’m not even joking
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November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this is the most neurospicy thing I’ll ever say probably but chess is saving my mental health lately and I’m not even joking
watched dracula by besson and… nah. besides from the talented cast etc (matilda de angelis ti amo) it kinda rubbed me the wrong way how the female characters were portrayed. I know it’s super adjacent to the novel so I shouldn’t be surprised but I was hoping in a different interpretation
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
watched dracula by besson and… nah. besides from the talented cast etc (matilda de angelis ti amo) it kinda rubbed me the wrong way how the female characters were portrayed. I know it’s super adjacent to the novel so I shouldn’t be surprised but I was hoping in a different interpretation
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l’uni che non risponde alle mail é un evergreen some things never change diooooooo
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November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
l’uni che non risponde alle mail é un evergreen some things never change diooooooo
Bio teacher Rio preparing a power point on animals and plants for her class then Nicky sits on her lap asking what she’s doing so she starts yapping then he asks: “When are we gonna eat?” And Rio realizes two hours have passed and she hasn’t cooked yet.
Rio, sighing: “Dino nuggets?”
Nicky: “YESS”
Rio, sighing: “Dino nuggets?”
Nicky: “YESS”
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Bio teacher Rio preparing a power point on animals and plants for her class then Nicky sits on her lap asking what she’s doing so she starts yapping then he asks: “When are we gonna eat?” And Rio realizes two hours have passed and she hasn’t cooked yet.
Rio, sighing: “Dino nuggets?”
Nicky: “YESS”
Rio, sighing: “Dino nuggets?”
Nicky: “YESS”
what do you mean halsey and lynn gunn performed together last night universe bring them back to milan don’t be shy
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
what do you mean halsey and lynn gunn performed together last night universe bring them back to milan don’t be shy
no regaz questa prima settimana senza caffeina mi sta veramente mettendo a dura prova… niente caffettino studio… niente pausa caffè a lavoro… niente té… niente cochina zero di incoraggiamento niente nothing nada e i bimbi che mi chiedono se voglio che vadano a prendermi il caffè alle macchinette😭
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November 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
no regaz questa prima settimana senza caffeina mi sta veramente mettendo a dura prova… niente caffettino studio… niente pausa caffè a lavoro… niente té… niente cochina zero di incoraggiamento niente nothing nada e i bimbi che mi chiedono se voglio che vadano a prendermi il caffè alle macchinette😭
Rio Vidal as audhd in canon going on like: “I collected that soul but there’s something wrong with the address.”
Agatha: “ I think you inverted the numbers”
Rio: 😑
Agatha: “I think you took the wrong person my love”
Rio:”That five looks like an S!”
Agatha, sighing “Set a timer for your meds baby”
Agatha: “ I think you inverted the numbers”
Rio: 😑
Agatha: “I think you took the wrong person my love”
Rio:”That five looks like an S!”
Agatha, sighing “Set a timer for your meds baby”
November 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Rio Vidal as audhd in canon going on like: “I collected that soul but there’s something wrong with the address.”
Agatha: “ I think you inverted the numbers”
Rio: 😑
Agatha: “I think you took the wrong person my love”
Rio:”That five looks like an S!”
Agatha, sighing “Set a timer for your meds baby”
Agatha: “ I think you inverted the numbers”
Rio: 😑
Agatha: “I think you took the wrong person my love”
Rio:”That five looks like an S!”
Agatha, sighing “Set a timer for your meds baby”
a long day of studying ahead and miss caffeine can’t help me… my faithful companion, my valiant lady… how can i finish this degree without you my love I’m crashing out already i didn’t sign the divorce papers please don’t leave meee
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November 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
a long day of studying ahead and miss caffeine can’t help me… my faithful companion, my valiant lady… how can i finish this degree without you my love I’m crashing out already i didn’t sign the divorce papers please don’t leave meee
Rio at a halloween party dressing up as Nosferatu so she can use the excuse of hiding into a closet to regulate herself cause too much social interaction drains her while Agatha dresses up as a ghost just to ragebait and piss her off
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Rio at a halloween party dressing up as Nosferatu so she can use the excuse of hiding into a closet to regulate herself cause too much social interaction drains her while Agatha dresses up as a ghost just to ragebait and piss her off
1 year of Agatha All Along…this show rewired my brain chemistry and gave me back my writing sparkle, made me fight social anxiety, interact with you lovely people, taught me to be cringe and free and reminded me that life can be filled with magic too if i try enough. Thank u guys and thank u Agatha💜
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1 year of Agatha All Along…this show rewired my brain chemistry and gave me back my writing sparkle, made me fight social anxiety, interact with you lovely people, taught me to be cringe and free and reminded me that life can be filled with magic too if i try enough. Thank u guys and thank u Agatha💜
starting the day and going to work without being allowed to drink caffeine is evil
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October 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
starting the day and going to work without being allowed to drink caffeine is evil
does booking an ecg count as spooky month activity😑remember when i said this degree was gonna end me well i should speak more carefully next time
and double down on my caffeine intake and say no to useless projects at work. E dire qualche vaffanculo in più a cominciare da ora. Sigh
and double down on my caffeine intake and say no to useless projects at work. E dire qualche vaffanculo in più a cominciare da ora. Sigh
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October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
does booking an ecg count as spooky month activity😑remember when i said this degree was gonna end me well i should speak more carefully next time
and double down on my caffeine intake and say no to useless projects at work. E dire qualche vaffanculo in più a cominciare da ora. Sigh
and double down on my caffeine intake and say no to useless projects at work. E dire qualche vaffanculo in più a cominciare da ora. Sigh
comunque diciamoci la verità i nomi medievali sono letteralmente su un altro livello hear me out: Baldovino, Teodolinda, Umfrone, Amerigo, Teodosia, Teofane, BOEMONDO
“Ermenegilda cara, perdonatemi non posso farvi compagnia stasera, ho un appuntamento con Boemondo”🤣🤣PLEASE
“Ermenegilda cara, perdonatemi non posso farvi compagnia stasera, ho un appuntamento con Boemondo”🤣🤣PLEASE
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
comunque diciamoci la verità i nomi medievali sono letteralmente su un altro livello hear me out: Baldovino, Teodolinda, Umfrone, Amerigo, Teodosia, Teofane, BOEMONDO
“Ermenegilda cara, perdonatemi non posso farvi compagnia stasera, ho un appuntamento con Boemondo”🤣🤣PLEASE
“Ermenegilda cara, perdonatemi non posso farvi compagnia stasera, ho un appuntamento con Boemondo”🤣🤣PLEASE
my plan to cosplay harrow for halloween is still on fake it till you make it or better, fake it till i meet gideon for real (manifesting 🔮)
extremely dumb but spot the difference😂(now i only need to find those bones jewelry and it’s done)
October 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
my plan to cosplay harrow for halloween is still on fake it till you make it or better, fake it till i meet gideon for real (manifesting 🔮)
i read once a post from someone who said that they wrote a fic where a character taught a specific subject so they could revise for an exam in a creative way that’s genius should i write Agatha giving a lesson on medieval history so i can get done with this fucking degree💀
October 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
i read once a post from someone who said that they wrote a fic where a character taught a specific subject so they could revise for an exam in a creative way that’s genius should i write Agatha giving a lesson on medieval history so i can get done with this fucking degree💀
Rio asking Agatha on a date to the park so she yaps about plants and animals for three hours straight and after a while Agatha gets grumpy and irritated. So Rio is like:”And this is a carpenter frog!”
Agatha, crossing her arms: “Marvelous. So, when the fuck are you gonna kiss me?”
Agatha, crossing her arms: “Marvelous. So, when the fuck are you gonna kiss me?”
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Rio asking Agatha on a date to the park so she yaps about plants and animals for three hours straight and after a while Agatha gets grumpy and irritated. So Rio is like:”And this is a carpenter frog!”
Agatha, crossing her arms: “Marvelous. So, when the fuck are you gonna kiss me?”
Agatha, crossing her arms: “Marvelous. So, when the fuck are you gonna kiss me?”
“I read and I saw her, I heard her. The voice set in the writing overwhelmed me, enthralled me even more than when we talked face to face”
ELENA FERRANTE WHEN I CATCH YOU FUCK MY LIFE
ELENA FERRANTE WHEN I CATCH YOU FUCK MY LIFE
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October 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“I read and I saw her, I heard her. The voice set in the writing overwhelmed me, enthralled me even more than when we talked face to face”
ELENA FERRANTE WHEN I CATCH YOU FUCK MY LIFE
ELENA FERRANTE WHEN I CATCH YOU FUCK MY LIFE