Greg Stewart
@gregthestewart.bsky.social
Somewhere between ಠ_ಠ and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . World's best cat dad, 2017. World's okayest human dad, 2017+.
I think the multiple museum robberies aren’t a sign of the times economically nor a marketing move by the next Now You See Me movie; I think it’s all a push by big museum to get people educated.
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think the multiple museum robberies aren’t a sign of the times economically nor a marketing move by the next Now You See Me movie; I think it’s all a push by big museum to get people educated.
As a former Speech and Debate nerd, watching Zohran Mamdani debate is like watching a chess grandmaster at work. He knows how to make his points clear and concise, knows how to defend and redirect when under attack, and knows how to go in for a knock out. Truly one of the best of this century.
October 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
As a former Speech and Debate nerd, watching Zohran Mamdani debate is like watching a chess grandmaster at work. He knows how to make his points clear and concise, knows how to defend and redirect when under attack, and knows how to go in for a knock out. Truly one of the best of this century.
We’re gonna lose marriage equality and the 3rd amendment in the same go, aren’t we?
October 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
We’re gonna lose marriage equality and the 3rd amendment in the same go, aren’t we?
I’m going to a Renaissance Festival for the first time in like 20 years and I’m giddy with excitement.
October 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m going to a Renaissance Festival for the first time in like 20 years and I’m giddy with excitement.
Every day can be a good day if you lie to yourself enough.
October 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Every day can be a good day if you lie to yourself enough.
My almost 4 year old son:
“Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you”
Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”
“Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you”
Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”
September 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My almost 4 year old son:
“Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you”
Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”
“Daddy, if I had to go to hospital, I want to go with mommy, not you”
Me: “okay, champ 😢😢😢”
So the rapture did happen. Only one person went up. Some 67 year old Woman in Poughkeepsie named Donna.
September 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
So the rapture did happen. Only one person went up. Some 67 year old Woman in Poughkeepsie named Donna.
Is the rapture timezone based? Or is the entirety of Australia out?
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is the rapture timezone based? Or is the entirety of Australia out?
The 21st century feels like an era of incredible technological innovation marred by unspeakable abuses from the large institutions that drove our technological strides in the first place. That being said, who ever invented the top-cut hot dog bun needs to win every accolade. True game changer.
September 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The 21st century feels like an era of incredible technological innovation marred by unspeakable abuses from the large institutions that drove our technological strides in the first place. That being said, who ever invented the top-cut hot dog bun needs to win every accolade. True game changer.
My brain’s default mode network is just the Wii Shop Channel music on an infinite loop.
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My brain’s default mode network is just the Wii Shop Channel music on an infinite loop.
My life is a series of remembering that I forgot to do something or remembering I have to do something and exclaiming “FUCK!” internally from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep.
September 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My life is a series of remembering that I forgot to do something or remembering I have to do something and exclaiming “FUCK!” internally from the moment I wake up until I go to sleep.
Was coming back from the park with the kids and saw the American flag at the local McDonalds was at half staff and it got my dang hopes up.
September 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Was coming back from the park with the kids and saw the American flag at the local McDonalds was at half staff and it got my dang hopes up.
Started seeing 3-packs of beer being sold at gas stations and grocery stores. I think we’re cooked, fam.
August 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Started seeing 3-packs of beer being sold at gas stations and grocery stores. I think we’re cooked, fam.
Took my kids to the trampoline park and the playlist they have going on is pure 2010s club mix and the vibe is absolutely friggen fantastic.
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Took my kids to the trampoline park and the playlist they have going on is pure 2010s club mix and the vibe is absolutely friggen fantastic.
Case v. Montana will eradicate any semblance of Freedom left in this damn place. October will be brutal.
August 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Case v. Montana will eradicate any semblance of Freedom left in this damn place. October will be brutal.
I don’t open Facebook often, but good lord it’s even worse than I remember.
August 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don’t open Facebook often, but good lord it’s even worse than I remember.
I don’t think he’s gonna give up Alaska. But parts of Alaska? For sure.
August 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don’t think he’s gonna give up Alaska. But parts of Alaska? For sure.
I found out that a person I thought was a good friend of mine voted for Trump in 2024.?I’m so heartbroken.
August 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I found out that a person I thought was a good friend of mine voted for Trump in 2024.?I’m so heartbroken.
I’m going to be a mixologist, except all I will mix is gas station energy shots into Four Lokos to bring them back to the original formula.
July 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m going to be a mixologist, except all I will mix is gas station energy shots into Four Lokos to bring them back to the original formula.
Multiple times in the past week, I’ve had to turn off whatever podcast I was listening to on my commute and rock out to the K-Pop Demon Hunter OST. It’s so good.
July 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Multiple times in the past week, I’ve had to turn off whatever podcast I was listening to on my commute and rock out to the K-Pop Demon Hunter OST. It’s so good.
I normally like to hype my own kids in general, but my 7 year old may have made the best tasting glass of lemonade I’ve ever had in my life
July 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I normally like to hype my own kids in general, but my 7 year old may have made the best tasting glass of lemonade I’ve ever had in my life
My wife is so sick of my shit lol
July 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My wife is so sick of my shit lol
An Irish Spice Bag would heal me.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
An Irish Spice Bag would heal me.
I hate the leadership of this damned county. The top brass should be ashamed.
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I hate the leadership of this damned county. The top brass should be ashamed.