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GreedE

GreedE

@greede.bsky.social

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Reply Guy, giver of stoned thoughts, and one who sometimes posts minis. He/Him

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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 16h

*Patrick Star voice: Belialialialialialialialialialialial

That’s how you sound.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 18h

Not my GOAT!

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 23h

How hard can a football be to manage?

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

“It has come to pass” painting by Sergei Lukin 1958. A Bolshevik soldier stands in the Winter Palace looking up at the grandeur of the palace he has just taken.

The Women’s March on Versailles. Author unknown. A contemporary illustration from October 5, 1789.
A drawing of women with swords, clubs, pikes, and other weapons. Several are pulling a cannon.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

It’s no fun when the mortal WANTS to be haunted 😒

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

How else would a ouija board work?

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

Cognitive Therapy is stored in the balls.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

Inhaling CO2 to improve my homosexuality. Haven’t been able to suck cock or get aroused by men, but maybe now I’ll finally be the gay man I was always meant to be.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

Current go-to game memory leaking. Headset broke. These are dark days in my gamer life.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

Turris Babel (The Tower of Babel) - a 1679 work by the Jesuit scholar Athanasius Kircher.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

What if all phonetic languages taught and wrote in the International Phonetic Alphabet? Wouldn’t that be crazy? Like keep their unique languages but universal reading and pronunciation would be wild

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

So everyone pronounces Belial like “Bee-Lee-L” but in my heart it is and always will be “Beh-Lie-L”

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

The first and last hits are hardest.
The rest is mid.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry money couldn’t buy you happiness, but I’m built different

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d

Idk what I expected but this is sending me.

Jenny_tightpants @jtp.bsky.social: guy who thinks mamdani is antisemitic but defends platner’s tatto
October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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A red arrow and red question mark are drawn towards the link to Translate

A google translate screenshot of the previous picture’s skeet with enlgish-detected translated to English as the exact same skeet

A screenshot of the beginning of a reply to the skeet with a pop up asking “are you writing in Latin?” Despite no text yet being written. The pop-up is circled in red with question marks around it

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d

Might start believing in god again

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d

You can’t either dog 😂 why should anyone admit a mistake to you?

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d

Isn’t it?

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the greatest pie. A beautiful pie. They say there’s never been a more beautiful pie. Some people say it’s weird I don’t think it’s weird it’s beautiful. They used to not make pies on bluesky. Can you believe that? They didn’t do it. These are bad people. I said make me a pie. And they did it.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d

Can you take the rest of my tweets with you? I can’t see them ever since I told someone to kill themselves.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 3d

Bro dont know diddly about squat

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 3d

😔

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 3d

Is he okay?

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 4d

Lotta posthumous options. Furniture, clothing, food, decor, instrument, tools, toys, you name it.

GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 6d

Looking through my posts, as one does, and feeling the incessant need to reply to all of them.