Sydni 🌙
@greatpretending.bsky.social
29. she/her. Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Freddie Mercury?
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Sydni 🌙
@greatpretending.bsky.social
· Sep 10
Just got polled on my views on healthcare costs in Michigan. Definitely a good distraction for the last 15 minutes or so.
"On a scale from 1 to 100, with 100 being a very favorable view, and 1 being an unfavorable view, please tell me how you feel about Donald Trump"
"Can I go negative?"
"Can I go negative?"
Someone please invent me a little dish that rests on top of your toaster and softens your butter while your toast is toasting
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Someone please invent me a little dish that rests on top of your toaster and softens your butter while your toast is toasting
Why did two of my friends, who don't know each other, just text me something about kidneys at the same time
What kind of omen is this
What kind of omen is this
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why did two of my friends, who don't know each other, just text me something about kidneys at the same time
What kind of omen is this
What kind of omen is this
I deadass just sneezed at LEAST 20 times in like 5 minutes. Certified Not Normal™
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I deadass just sneezed at LEAST 20 times in like 5 minutes. Certified Not Normal™
How did we get Nazi Gardevoir before we get GTA 6?
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
How did we get Nazi Gardevoir before we get GTA 6?
My dad has acquired nicknames like a pet. He's rarely dad, he's dadley, b-rad, chad, chadley, brah, papi, papperoni, and so much more
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My dad has acquired nicknames like a pet. He's rarely dad, he's dadley, b-rad, chad, chadley, brah, papi, papperoni, and so much more
A heated blanket for my car is a purchase I don't think I'll ever regret
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A heated blanket for my car is a purchase I don't think I'll ever regret
This man who showed up to my office an hour and a half late in a cheap suit just asked me if I'm excited for the changes in my 401k.
My brother in christ this is a non-profit, they don't pay me enough to be able to contribute to a 401k.
My brother in christ this is a non-profit, they don't pay me enough to be able to contribute to a 401k.
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This man who showed up to my office an hour and a half late in a cheap suit just asked me if I'm excited for the changes in my 401k.
My brother in christ this is a non-profit, they don't pay me enough to be able to contribute to a 401k.
My brother in christ this is a non-profit, they don't pay me enough to be able to contribute to a 401k.
I folded some of Blue October's laundry tonight 💀💀💀 idk whose! But someone has some neatly folded t-shirts bc of me
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I folded some of Blue October's laundry tonight 💀💀💀 idk whose! But someone has some neatly folded t-shirts bc of me
Justin Furstenfeld gave me candy and joked that there was acid in it 💀
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Justin Furstenfeld gave me candy and joked that there was acid in it 💀
Feeling really cool tonight
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Feeling really cool tonight
Blue October tonight 🙌
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Blue October tonight 🙌
I cannot imagine giving a flying fuck about a bear-shaped cup in the year of our lord 2025
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I cannot imagine giving a flying fuck about a bear-shaped cup in the year of our lord 2025
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
Personally, I've never met a Muslim who had less morality than a Republican.
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Personally, I've never met a Muslim who had less morality than a Republican.
You ever go for a run in one of those hoodies that's a little too tight around the neck and then you feel like you're dying the whole time
November 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You ever go for a run in one of those hoodies that's a little too tight around the neck and then you feel like you're dying the whole time
Nvm I forgot I literally get my laundry sheets sent here 💀
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social how did you find me at my office
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Nvm I forgot I literally get my laundry sheets sent here 💀
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social how did you find me at my office
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social how did you find me at my office
Getting into a Blue October concert for free?? I love knowing people who know people
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Getting into a Blue October concert for free?? I love knowing people who know people
Why do they still make lip balms you have to use you finger to apply? Who is using those? the really soft ones like carmex I kind of understand, but most of them are SOLID
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why do they still make lip balms you have to use you finger to apply? Who is using those? the really soft ones like carmex I kind of understand, but most of them are SOLID
Made my tofu too crispy and now my apartment is full of smoke 🙃
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Made my tofu too crispy and now my apartment is full of smoke 🙃
Looking at my credit card statement and discovering that all the purchases were, in fact, me
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Looking at my credit card statement and discovering that all the purchases were, in fact, me
Having so much fun with the new Pokémon game, largely thanks to the ✨fashion✨
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Having so much fun with the new Pokémon game, largely thanks to the ✨fashion✨
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to use a scanner and deposit checks
October 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to use a scanner and deposit checks
As a vegetarian, this trend of adding protein to everything is SO nice
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
As a vegetarian, this trend of adding protein to everything is SO nice
I asked my neice (4) what her mermaid tail and power would be and she said pink and "leaving clams all along"
October 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I asked my neice (4) what her mermaid tail and power would be and she said pink and "leaving clams all along"