grampire
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AI couldn't ever match my favorite book: The Boyfriends of Chickamauga.
June 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
AI couldn't ever match my favorite book: The Boyfriends of Chickamauga.
Some of the shrimp I got didn't have the poop vein fml
June 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Some of the shrimp I got didn't have the poop vein fml
*coming out of total amnesia* "It's coming back to me now. I think I'm...oim...oim Bri'ish, innit?! Brilliant."
May 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*coming out of total amnesia* "It's coming back to me now. I think I'm...oim...oim Bri'ish, innit?! Brilliant."
The great whizbang technology of Star Trek is actually empathy. Plus the laser
May 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The great whizbang technology of Star Trek is actually empathy. Plus the laser
The Farmers Dog just makes a bag of stew and mails it to your animal. You're the sap who pays for it.
May 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Farmers Dog just makes a bag of stew and mails it to your animal. You're the sap who pays for it.
Burger King has gone fucking nuts: the chicken nugget game has been turned all flipside upside down
April 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Burger King has gone fucking nuts: the chicken nugget game has been turned all flipside upside down
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE is a great franchise but if you're an innovator like me no mission is impossible
April 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE is a great franchise but if you're an innovator like me no mission is impossible
I bet cavemen 500 years ago never had to deal with this bullshit
April 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I bet cavemen 500 years ago never had to deal with this bullshit
Feels like the name "Ned" should be short for something. Same with "Scott". Or "Mitt".
March 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Feels like the name "Ned" should be short for something. Same with "Scott". Or "Mitt".
Historians have more or less come to a consensus that George Washington loved sucking dick and that the "wooden teeth" thing was a polite euphemism in high society
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Historians have more or less come to a consensus that George Washington loved sucking dick and that the "wooden teeth" thing was a polite euphemism in high society
I'd love to be reincarnated as a tree or a motorcycle.
February 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'd love to be reincarnated as a tree or a motorcycle.
Ooze vs. Goop: a battle for the ages
January 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ooze vs. Goop: a battle for the ages
Hillary 2028. Right? like who gives a fuck lol
December 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Hillary 2028. Right? like who gives a fuck lol
i know a guy named Gabe Shitmouth. Imagine that. Going through life with the indignity of being named "Gabe"
December 24, 2024 at 1:10 AM
i know a guy named Gabe Shitmouth. Imagine that. Going through life with the indignity of being named "Gabe"
Cock will make your butt more loose, but caulk will have the opposite effect. The homophone world is full of mystery.
December 15, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Cock will make your butt more loose, but caulk will have the opposite effect. The homophone world is full of mystery.
Gander Biden was arrested for smoking quack
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Gander Biden was arrested for smoking quack
The WNBA should also just be called the NBA, but it stands for No Boys Allowed!
December 10, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The WNBA should also just be called the NBA, but it stands for No Boys Allowed!