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Graham Brack
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Crime novelist and assistant curate in Northamptonshire
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“Let’s face it, Daphne, you wouldn’t have to do this if you hadn’t run over Father’s collie.” #GirlsOwnCC
Beryl's Mexican holiday diary. 1. First ever plate of chilli con carne. 2. A certain amount of digestive disturbance. 3. Husband behind me leaves me a widow. #GirlsOwnCC
"That bustle's goin' to 'ave to go dead centre, bosun, or she'll capsize." #GirlsOwnCC
'Tis no good, Admiral, that disguise ain't foolin' nobody. 'Cept the chaplain, I s'pose, an' 'e don't get out much. #GirlsOwnCC
“Yes, we all know you were Mr January in the Pig-Farmers’ Monthly 1865 Calendar, Joe.” #GirlsOwnCC
“Honestly, if my brother doesn’t stop rubbing in that men have pockets and we don’t I may need to borrow Mary’s parasol and erect it where the sun will not shine upon it.” #GirlsOwnCC
“Don’t be such a drama queen, Celia! I’ll go back down and fetch your wretched palette.” #GirlsOwnCC
Like buses, no sooner is one book around than another queues behind it.
Due out on 9th January, 2026. Spend your Christmas money on it. Wife and family to support.
Just eight days left to pre-order!
Bother! I knew there was something…
"Sergeant, if you want to pass as a painter while we stake out their hideout, why are you looking at a landscape and painting Whistler's Mother?" #GirlsOwnCC
"Maybe saying girls can't throw for toffee wasn't a good idea when your sister has one of her rock cakes in her hand." #GirlsOwnCC
"The thing is, Your Lordship, you're meant to lower the bucket using the handle, not take it off the hook and heave it and your kitten to a grisly death in a foul-smelling black hole." #GirlsOwnCC
“I can understand that you might not have a supply of poo bags, Cynthia, so I must improvise, but we don’t even have a dog.”
"Call this a well-forged passport? First, it's not the Untied Kingdom, my name is Virginia rather than Vaginia, and you've employed the artist who can't draw hands to do the picture and frankly he's not that great at noses either.' #GirlsOwnCC
"Whereas for an off-cutter the bowler moves the index finger over the seam like this, usually taking some pace off the ball too."
"Gosh, Prudence, I didn't realise talking to a girl about cricket could be so stimulating." #GirlsOwnCC
"Trust me, Gerald, if you were to reach out your hand like this to grab my boob Montmorency would rip your arm from your sleeve without a moment's thought." #GirlsOwnCC
“It’s amazing what you can make out of an old candy-striped sheet with a bit of imagination.” #GirlsOwnCC
Great news!

Tantor Media have recorded four more of my Master Mercurius books as audiobooks. They'll be released from October to December this year, read by the outstanding Alex Wyndham (who read the first three). They'll be available on Audible.

Further details here: tantor.com/author/graha...
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Graham Brack is the author of the Master Mercurius Mystery series and the Josef Slonský Investigations series. He lives in Northamptonshire with his wife, Gillian.
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Plenty of familiar faces there. Every blessing for the ordination and the next step.
"Don't take on so, dear. If we can smuggle him into the Houses of Parliament he could make upwards of ten guineas a week and these days he won't even have to join the Conservative Party." #GirlsOwnCC
He's back. Time to save your pennies and get those orders in. Tell your friends what they're missing.

In this one Slonský:
· falls out with a friend
· gets into disciplinary trouble
· drinks beer and eats sausages
Sarah and Gerald were determined that Boutique Cruises weren't going to hear the last of this. When they asked for a sea view they were rather taking the inclusion of a cabin for granted. #GirlsOwnCC