jawnny truant
@gothicdolphins.bsky.social
Shake your tambourine go & get yourself a whistle
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jawnny truant
@gothicdolphins.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Albatross round my neck, my back
Oh shoot I think my apartment building is on fire lol. Time to put clothes on
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Oh shoot I think my apartment building is on fire lol. Time to put clothes on
Gaddamn, I forgot about Brienne of Tarth v The Hound
December 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Gaddamn, I forgot about Brienne of Tarth v The Hound
I think about this interdimensional ad way too often
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I think about this interdimensional ad way too often
Move over Scrabble - there's a new kid on the (chopping) block!
We're talking about Scrapple!
The game board is a cutting board!
All the pieces are various types of meat!
Form the meat up to make a line and win! Every combination wins, it's Scrapple!
Scrapple! Everyone's a winner!
We're talking about Scrapple!
The game board is a cutting board!
All the pieces are various types of meat!
Form the meat up to make a line and win! Every combination wins, it's Scrapple!
Scrapple! Everyone's a winner!
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Move over Scrabble - there's a new kid on the (chopping) block!
We're talking about Scrapple!
The game board is a cutting board!
All the pieces are various types of meat!
Form the meat up to make a line and win! Every combination wins, it's Scrapple!
Scrapple! Everyone's a winner!
We're talking about Scrapple!
The game board is a cutting board!
All the pieces are various types of meat!
Form the meat up to make a line and win! Every combination wins, it's Scrapple!
Scrapple! Everyone's a winner!
That Sayaka Murata joint Earthlings was a fever dream, jeeeezus
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
That Sayaka Murata joint Earthlings was a fever dream, jeeeezus
One of my regulars at work is a librarian, who initially started at the Studio City location in LA
Having just finished the Susan Orlean book about this library, I finally got to flex knowledge of their first library today, "That Charles Fletcher Lummis - what a character!"
Having just finished the Susan Orlean book about this library, I finally got to flex knowledge of their first library today, "That Charles Fletcher Lummis - what a character!"
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
One of my regulars at work is a librarian, who initially started at the Studio City location in LA
Having just finished the Susan Orlean book about this library, I finally got to flex knowledge of their first library today, "That Charles Fletcher Lummis - what a character!"
Having just finished the Susan Orlean book about this library, I finally got to flex knowledge of their first library today, "That Charles Fletcher Lummis - what a character!"
V grateful to live in an age in which the plain and simple administrative grace and benevolent oversight of human error still exists
A luck that forgot to ask permission
Three cheers for the random onion ring in a basket of fries, a harmless asymmetry
A luck that forgot to ask permission
Three cheers for the random onion ring in a basket of fries, a harmless asymmetry
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
V grateful to live in an age in which the plain and simple administrative grace and benevolent oversight of human error still exists
A luck that forgot to ask permission
Three cheers for the random onion ring in a basket of fries, a harmless asymmetry
A luck that forgot to ask permission
Three cheers for the random onion ring in a basket of fries, a harmless asymmetry
I got excited about buying reusable Swiffer pads today, getting old is for the birds
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I got excited about buying reusable Swiffer pads today, getting old is for the birds
Reposted by jawnny truant
Reposted by jawnny truant
behaving so erratically online that the algorithms have started serving ads with problems and solutions that are totally unfamiliar to me. they are like, “tired of the noise when it’s time to peel your tapes?” “no more mint smell when you hit your bags.” “STOP startling pets with your strips.”
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 AM
behaving so erratically online that the algorithms have started serving ads with problems and solutions that are totally unfamiliar to me. they are like, “tired of the noise when it’s time to peel your tapes?” “no more mint smell when you hit your bags.” “STOP startling pets with your strips.”
Funny thing that - I've been training my dog to maul cardboard cutouts of Sedaris for months now
In an essay for “The New Yorker,” the humorist argues that Portland‘s drug problem is out of control, or that our dogs are, or that dogs in general are. Or something.
Dog Bites Man, But the Dog Was in Portland, and the Man Was David Sedaris, Who Is Making It Everyone’s Problem
Christen McCurdy
www.wweek.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Funny thing that - I've been training my dog to maul cardboard cutouts of Sedaris for months now
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pizza of out Hut the pizza
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold pizza of out Hut the pizza
I haven't seen a lizard since the government shutdown
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I haven't seen a lizard since the government shutdown
Listen - it's hard work, but I try to invent a new song for my dog everyday. today's was to that Salt-n-Pepa (shout-out Spinderella) song:
Let's talk about walks puppy,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good smells,
And all the bad smells that may be
Let's talk about walks puppy,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good smells,
And all the bad smells that may be
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Listen - it's hard work, but I try to invent a new song for my dog everyday. today's was to that Salt-n-Pepa (shout-out Spinderella) song:
Let's talk about walks puppy,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good smells,
And all the bad smells that may be
Let's talk about walks puppy,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good smells,
And all the bad smells that may be
There's a Buddhist who takes her daily meal at my food truck
Yesterday, she came back after a silent retreat, and shared an oolong tea with me called tieguanyin or "iron goddess of mercy" and it was so good, it smelled like jasmine & lemon verbena & I could bathe in it
Nothing seems real sometimes
Yesterday, she came back after a silent retreat, and shared an oolong tea with me called tieguanyin or "iron goddess of mercy" and it was so good, it smelled like jasmine & lemon verbena & I could bathe in it
Nothing seems real sometimes
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There's a Buddhist who takes her daily meal at my food truck
Yesterday, she came back after a silent retreat, and shared an oolong tea with me called tieguanyin or "iron goddess of mercy" and it was so good, it smelled like jasmine & lemon verbena & I could bathe in it
Nothing seems real sometimes
Yesterday, she came back after a silent retreat, and shared an oolong tea with me called tieguanyin or "iron goddess of mercy" and it was so good, it smelled like jasmine & lemon verbena & I could bathe in it
Nothing seems real sometimes
Hey guys I made brownies with a coconut layer and a snickerdoodle top because nothing matters come over
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Hey guys I made brownies with a coconut layer and a snickerdoodle top because nothing matters come over
Oh jeez, my/our album is dropping on Friday
Everybody's Album - Creating The Next #1 Album
Join us on our mission to create the biggest album in the world - together.
everybodysalbum.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh jeez, my/our album is dropping on Friday
I get to cook at a nonprofit that feeds hungry ppl tomorrow 🧑🍳
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I get to cook at a nonprofit that feeds hungry ppl tomorrow 🧑🍳
I can't really think of any descriptor for this new one - it's slinky, sexy, and vibey✨
trust in love
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I can't really think of any descriptor for this new one - it's slinky, sexy, and vibey✨
ASMR for dogs 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ASMR for dogs 🤷
A bleak and relentless banger, wholly unpredictable
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A bleak and relentless banger, wholly unpredictable
Guessin' the apple don't fall far from the bee right? Heheheh right?
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Guessin' the apple don't fall far from the bee right? Heheheh right?
Note to self:
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Note to self: