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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 5d

I've had a surgery scheduled for the end of this year since May, today they call me and tell me the hospital doesn't take my insurance anymore so all the appts are canceled. LOL AWESOME THX #aetna #americanhealthcare

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 14d

I stand corrected, it is being called: 2 civil 2 war

Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 15d

CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 15d

CIVIL WAR 2: electric boogaloo

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 16d

Going thru bullshit on my phone and I stumble upon this gem:

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · 18d

I'm just over here farting my way into your hearts ❤️

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 19

This is my first dictatorship. I guess I need to ask my mom what it's like.

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 11

open.spotify.com/track/3CviSq...

Song for Mel

open.spotify.com

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 11

LOL that was all Temu deliveries

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 10

'Twas the night before 9-11

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 10

I LOVE HIM!

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Sep 2

#wisconsin

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 31

#chicago

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 29

Thanks Dad! I'm in Chicago! 🌭

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 26

❤️

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 24

"My ex and I broke up because I'm a Sagittarius and he was ugly."

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 20

Being attracted to men is my biggest character flaw

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 16

There's never a roster but always a line 😘

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 13

TikTok Lady: "ok so twice a year I pay 2 witches to put a curse on my baby daddy..."
Me:

a man in a suit is holding a yellow bucket of popcorn

ALT: a man in a suit is holding a yellow bucket of popcorn

media.tenor.com

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Aug 10

The downside to leaving Vegas is not being able to gamble at every shitty bar😭

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jul 24

Call me a clogged toilet the way I can't take this shit NO MORE

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jul 4

The American Dream is leaving America

a man in a suit and tie with nbc written on the bottom right

ALT: a man in a suit and tie with nbc written on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jul 2

Today is July 2, 2025. That means we are closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000.

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jun 30

Oh shit we fucked

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jun 28

there is no ethical consumption in late stage capitalism so gurl you should absolutely steal stuff from that guys house.

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Mel 💖 @gothdonut.bsky.social · Jun 21

Luv uuuuu 😘

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