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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀
@gothcaptain.bsky.social
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She/Her. A flicker of light between immense oceans of darkness. The most macabre pilot in Starside. Fancy Uber driver. SNN-IAD. Moyrosstitute in Washington DC. Trans AF. Enthusiastic returner of fire. Made In Limerick like the dark mutinous Shannon waves.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 10h
Every day is Samhain when you fly with a Goth.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 10h
There’s a cellar under an eldritch lodge somewhere lit only by the glow of Ivan Yates’ phone screen as he reads this. The diffused light from under his ortolan napkin flares briefly as he throws his head back and utters “ Ah, here. That’s a bit much, like.”
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 11h
“ Why’s it doing that?”
“ What’s it doing now?”
“ Pull the circuit breaker”
“ You wanted Jet A?”
“ When you said “PRIST’?
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 1d
Catherine Connelly locked up those Nippers and threw away the key.

#SmearTheBejaysus

#Spéirghorm
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 2d
Not content with living on the knife edge of the Arctic he just had to throw another banana peel down.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 2d
Ha! Temu swastika walt.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 4d
Fuck me! It’s the Luftwaddle.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 8d
What sort of Tan name for a car is that anyway?
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 8d
Pure beamin’ head on ya.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 15d
Not that I believe anything put out by the Ministries of Truth and Love but wouldn’t this technically be a DE-ICE measure?
Image of 5 rounds of ammunition in a stripper clip resting on wet concrete/stone. One of the casings has ANTI-ICE written on it in what looks like the blue biro I used to forge my mam’s signature on excuse notes for school after I went on the mitch. It’s a risible attempt and it’s a wonder the reflection of the fed taking the photo in the water isn’t glowing with embarrassment. Of course embarrassment suggests shame and these fucking Nazis have none.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 15d
Not at all. Demeaning themselves for the west brit shilling.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16d
That is art. Luscious and serene. A southern kick up the hole for that slop from Dublin.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16d
Geordi La Forge in that Drake meme thing having some thoughts about those gowls next door and their inability to not be arsebiscuits for five fucking minutes.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 16d
All done on a laminated poppy.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 18d
Morto for her ma in fairness.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 18d
a black and white photo of a man in a suit and tie with his mouth open and the words `` oh , uhh '' .
Alt: Black and white gif of Gene Wilder as Frederick Frakenstein saying “ Oh, uhh, no thanks”
media.tenor.com
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 19d
Pyramiden?
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 19d
Bowling shoes all over the place today.
Arse end of a Southwest Airlines 737 holding short of the runway while a second one is about to launch. Both are in the bowling shoe paint scheme of mostly blue with yellow and red stripes. The sky is gray with rain clouds and out of focus raindrops spatter my plane’s windshield.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 23d
HARD agree.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 24d
Often in my thoughts as well.

It’s in my possible tattoo folder.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 24d
Stolen stigmata valour
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26d
Better hurry. Seriously looking at a move to California.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26d
I also have cookies (next door in NoVa)
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26d
The death throes of America. Neither bang nor whimper. Just a tidal wave of grief whores throwing their lives away for totalitarianism.
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GothCaptain 🦇 ⚰️🕸️ 🩸💀 @gothcaptain.bsky.social · 26d
Those are some fine t-shirts there. ;)
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