Gordo
@gordopuppy.bsky.social
Always in diapers. Probably locked. Possibly baby brained. Always cucked. 🇮🇪
Drawing things @ gordodraws.bsky.social
Drawing things @ gordodraws.bsky.social
First this Airbnb was like “dogs must be potty trained” and then it was like “diapers in the sanitary bin only”
PICK A LANE
PICK A LANE
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
First this Airbnb was like “dogs must be potty trained” and then it was like “diapers in the sanitary bin only”
PICK A LANE
PICK A LANE
Started the day watching Bear again, while waiting for the keys to unlock.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Started the day watching Bear again, while waiting for the keys to unlock.
Tonight’s bedtime attire is:
One full chastity belt.
Spiked booties
Mittens
Today’s underused wet diaper
Two extra boosters
One full chastity belt.
Spiked booties
Mittens
Today’s underused wet diaper
Two extra boosters
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tonight’s bedtime attire is:
One full chastity belt.
Spiked booties
Mittens
Today’s underused wet diaper
Two extra boosters
One full chastity belt.
Spiked booties
Mittens
Today’s underused wet diaper
Two extra boosters
We’ve just watched John Wick 3.
24 hours on this earth and he’s seen the whole gamut.
24 hours on this earth and he’s seen the whole gamut.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
We’ve just watched John Wick 3.
24 hours on this earth and he’s seen the whole gamut.
24 hours on this earth and he’s seen the whole gamut.
Introducing my new puppy buddy to Bear!
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Introducing my new puppy buddy to Bear!
Greatly enjoying Yotei.
(Am I weak to a woman who is a friend to animals and a menace to men? Yes.)
(Am I weak to a woman who is a friend to animals and a menace to men? Yes.)
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Greatly enjoying Yotei.
(Am I weak to a woman who is a friend to animals and a menace to men? Yes.)
(Am I weak to a woman who is a friend to animals and a menace to men? Yes.)
After a break from Locktober, my parental blocks for YouTube and Spotify are back on.
I’ve cleared the ‘disgruntled acceptance’ hump and now I’m fully blown cooked by baby entertainment again 🫠
I’ve cleared the ‘disgruntled acceptance’ hump and now I’m fully blown cooked by baby entertainment again 🫠
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
After a break from Locktober, my parental blocks for YouTube and Spotify are back on.
I’ve cleared the ‘disgruntled acceptance’ hump and now I’m fully blown cooked by baby entertainment again 🫠
I’ve cleared the ‘disgruntled acceptance’ hump and now I’m fully blown cooked by baby entertainment again 🫠
Three double diaper days in a row should be a hint I’m very diaper brained
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Three double diaper days in a row should be a hint I’m very diaper brained
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I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Overreached with yesterday’s big diaper so I’ll try again today- once I get through the Megamax first. 😵💫
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Overreached with yesterday’s big diaper so I’ll try again today- once I get through the Megamax first. 😵💫
Woke up horny, and knowing the urge to poop wasn’t far off. Changed quickly and made some decisions before sense took over.
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Woke up horny, and knowing the urge to poop wasn’t far off. Changed quickly and made some decisions before sense took over.
Funny how the “I don’t know if I’ll wet through all of this before bedtime” days are often the “you leaked at dinner” days
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Funny how the “I don’t know if I’ll wet through all of this before bedtime” days are often the “you leaked at dinner” days
In a year of too many very very good video games to play, Dispatch really snuck in to join the club.
Eat those twinks.
Eat those twinks.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
In a year of too many very very good video games to play, Dispatch really snuck in to join the club.
Eat those twinks.
Eat those twinks.
Blaming @fluffydog.bsky.social and @lokipup.bsky.social for pureeing my dinner because it’s easier than accepting personal responsibility
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Blaming @fluffydog.bsky.social and @lokipup.bsky.social for pureeing my dinner because it’s easier than accepting personal responsibility
I got to cum Monday night but my baby and diaper brain is back in full force 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I got to cum Monday night but my baby and diaper brain is back in full force 🫠
I need to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
I’m too diaper-brained to change.
Can't believe they've made a movie about my daily brain struggles
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Can't believe they've made a movie about my daily brain struggles
Getting a head start on BDF.
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Getting a head start on BDF.
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Large Simple Ultra with two diapers underneath 🥴
Didn’t expect round two of locking mittens to involve avoiding a catastrophic leak from a soaked cloth diaper until the safe opened 😩
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Didn’t expect round two of locking mittens to involve avoiding a catastrophic leak from a soaked cloth diaper until the safe opened 😩
Put two ABU boosters in an M4 because I wanted a big striped bottom, but the tapes really don’t like the heft 😔
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Put two ABU boosters in an M4 because I wanted a big striped bottom, but the tapes really don’t like the heft 😔
Sleeping in mittens and booties again after a short break.
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Sleeping in mittens and booties again after a short break.
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
Locked the keys in a timer safe. Woke up half an hour early. Nothing to do except be an iPad baby. 🫠
It filled up so nicely that I have to try this next with more layers and more time 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It filled up so nicely that I have to try this next with more layers and more time 😮💨
Trying a large Simple Ultra as the outer layer of choice for today’s BDF
October 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Trying a large Simple Ultra as the outer layer of choice for today’s BDF
I've beaten two difficult S1lksong bosses while within the last 5 minutes of my daily screentime and I don't know what to do with this information
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've beaten two difficult S1lksong bosses while within the last 5 minutes of my daily screentime and I don't know what to do with this information