Gordon Nodrog
@gordonnodrog.bsky.social
My name isn't Gordon. Or Nodrog. Takes photos. Of things. And stuff.
Silly music app on my phone says I listened to 220 hours of music last year. Dumbass thing is playing from 8.30-5.30 5/6 days a week. My maths isn't great but I know that's more than 3 badgers in trenchcoat.
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Silly music app on my phone says I listened to 220 hours of music last year. Dumbass thing is playing from 8.30-5.30 5/6 days a week. My maths isn't great but I know that's more than 3 badgers in trenchcoat.
If my colleague doesn't stop playing shit videos loudly on his phone no-one will find the body.
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If my colleague doesn't stop playing shit videos loudly on his phone no-one will find the body.
If I ruled the world things would likely be a whole lot worse. But there'd be far fewer people, so things would likely even out.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If I ruled the world things would likely be a whole lot worse. But there'd be far fewer people, so things would likely even out.
JFC. Total and utter chaos at work. Again. As usual.
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
JFC. Total and utter chaos at work. Again. As usual.
'Staff, patients and visitors urged to wear masks at East Sussex hospitals as COVID-19 and flu cases rise'
Can't they at least TELL the staff to? And also the visitors?
Can't they at least TELL the staff to? And also the visitors?
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
'Staff, patients and visitors urged to wear masks at East Sussex hospitals as COVID-19 and flu cases rise'
Can't they at least TELL the staff to? And also the visitors?
Can't they at least TELL the staff to? And also the visitors?
6 more days of work.
December 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
6 more days of work.
Incredible mattress technology. She's literally floating.
December 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Incredible mattress technology. She's literally floating.
10am on a Sunday morning.
December 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
10am on a Sunday morning.
The legitimate reasons for owning something the size of a Range Rover for use on the roads are so close to zero as to be statistically anomalous. 99.99999999% of the time 99.99999999% of people think their drivers are total bellends.
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The legitimate reasons for owning something the size of a Range Rover for use on the roads are so close to zero as to be statistically anomalous. 99.99999999% of the time 99.99999999% of people think their drivers are total bellends.
Some article in a Range Rover just hit someone on the pavement and had the sheer sense of entitlement to roll down his window and shout at her for being in his way. Pedestrian unhurt, just clipped by his mirror, but even so.
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Some article in a Range Rover just hit someone on the pavement and had the sheer sense of entitlement to roll down his window and shout at her for being in his way. Pedestrian unhurt, just clipped by his mirror, but even so.
Screaming kids, check out bloke shouting 'O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree' at regular intervals, the old man at the next till has clearly soiled himself. More people are murdered in Aldi at this time of year than any other. Don't be a statistic. #STFU
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Screaming kids, check out bloke shouting 'O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree' at regular intervals, the old man at the next till has clearly soiled himself. More people are murdered in Aldi at this time of year than any other. Don't be a statistic. #STFU
Good grief. I don't think even an AI could have written dialogue as bad as Tron:Ares.
December 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Good grief. I don't think even an AI could have written dialogue as bad as Tron:Ares.
A fry up without eggs? Madness. It also sounds like a Nighthawks era Tom Waits song.
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A fry up without eggs? Madness. It also sounds like a Nighthawks era Tom Waits song.
I'll give you 50p if you nip up Aldi and get me some eggs.
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'll give you 50p if you nip up Aldi and get me some eggs.
This month's haircut and I look like Billy Idol in Kenneth Branagh's Christmas classic Predator Vs Jesus of Nazareth #ThisMonthsHaircut
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This month's haircut and I look like Billy Idol in Kenneth Branagh's Christmas classic Predator Vs Jesus of Nazareth #ThisMonthsHaircut
Woke up at 2.30 with a returning migraine but I was still up early and powering through all the chores. Why? Because what choice is there? If I stopped every time I had a migraine drunks would put a road cone on my head.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Woke up at 2.30 with a returning migraine but I was still up early and powering through all the chores. Why? Because what choice is there? If I stopped every time I had a migraine drunks would put a road cone on my head.
I did well today.
December 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I did well today.
What medication do I need today?
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What medication do I need today?
'If you give me some more food, some ham, a stick and three more treats, I might forgive you for that flea treatment.' - My Cat
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
'If you give me some more food, some ham, a stick and three more treats, I might forgive you for that flea treatment.' - My Cat
Cyclists, I'm on your side, really I am, but you've got to up your illumination game to stay safe.
December 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cyclists, I'm on your side, really I am, but you've got to up your illumination game to stay safe.
'Hi! I don't know the answer to your question, but here are 4 things that you already know.'
#EveryOnlineForum
#EveryOnlineForum
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
'Hi! I don't know the answer to your question, but here are 4 things that you already know.'
#EveryOnlineForum
#EveryOnlineForum
How is it only Thursday? Has the planet moved further from the sun? Is the clock broken? Is Superman doing laps in space again?
December 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
How is it only Thursday? Has the planet moved further from the sun? Is the clock broken? Is Superman doing laps in space again?
The more my colleague protests about having to deal with immigrants, the more I wish him specific and varied harms.
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The more my colleague protests about having to deal with immigrants, the more I wish him specific and varied harms.
Dressing up to fly? Changing fonts? So glad they've sorted all the big stuff so they can deal with the minutia.
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Dressing up to fly? Changing fonts? So glad they've sorted all the big stuff so they can deal with the minutia.
Today can fall off a cliff.
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Today can fall off a cliff.