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Turd Ferguson
@gonnacheerup.bsky.social
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Father, socialist, hillbilly, Reddit atheist, animal lover, civil engineer, fourth Beatle.
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What about us old men? What about old men who happen to love Weezer's (cringey band) cover of Africa (very cringe song)?
What if, bear with me, your assessment is both contradictory and incorrect?
It's weird when liberals don't care at all about actual policy then trash leftists for wanting substance instead of vibes.
So what I'm seeing is that twitter has been overrun by far-right incels, and Bluesky has become home to all the shitlibs willing to excuse genocide and bypass democracy so long as it's a Democrat doing it.
Is this sarcasm? I'm not familiar with the cut of your jib. Because this lineup includes some of the most hated neolibs on the planet. Aside from maybe Waltz this is probably the worst lineup you could have picked.
How do I find this person/post? I keep seeing everyone talk about how much "nicer" it is here, but I miss the shitposting on the character of the day.

Maybe I need to be it? Ok, confession time, I found the bear in the park and I took it home, on the bike, to eat it.
I'm trying hard to give up twitter, but my feed on this site is just terrible. Can someone tell me how to curate this site more to my interests? Like, why the hell do I have so much anime or crappy weird art?
Timing my farts in the theater with the loud action sequences. Call me John Wilkes Toots.
You cut a hole in your front pocket. I cut a hole in my back pocket. We are not the same.
They should just make dryers look like dressers, because that's where your fucking clothes are.
You ever wonder if you're really two conjoined cyclopses?
Proud to say that at my age I'm still hip, and on top of the latest fashions. Just yesterday a group of teenagers were pointing at me and whispering compliments about me to each other.
Hey buddy, can you spot me on this bench press? It's not heavy, just awkward, ya know?
I suppose if my name was Leonard, and I was a rapper, I would go by Masterbating Leonard
I have "atheist" in my bio. I lol'ed at this. Out Loud I tell you.
I think I would have voted like this
Fuck it. Fuck him. I'm callin' these "tweets".
Yo Gramma had wine in that coke can
I would kill for this. The only things I have resembling superpowers are shit like always knowing the correct volume for music, or snapping my fingers louder than most.
Why was the first person to spot Superman shouting about a fucking bird?
If owls are so wise why are they always asking the same question?
I suppose, from my experience, the one redeeming factor about pubes growing so fast is that every time you get bubblegum stuck in there and have to cut it out, it's styleable again in no time.
Orderin' off the menu at Cracker Barrel
Is it just me, or is cannibalism not THAT big of a deal??? Like, calm down