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When they localized Super League and it became Tommy Lasorda Baseball, I can understand localizing teams and leagues, voices, etc. But why the news reporter at the end of each game?
Wondering why it’s kinda chilly in here, not realizing I never turned the heater on last night. Oh
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Sigh
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Threw some bacon in the oven... it's been in the freezer since January 15th. Can this possibly end well?
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Oh shit, Outfoxies. Awesome!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxTa...
Arcade Archives THE OUTFOXIES
YouTube video by HAMSTER Corporation
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So the new thing appears to be sleeping for a decent amount of time, but it is in no way restful. How does that work?
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I would've played way more Blue Prince but personal stuff super got in the way. I would've played way more Vampire Survivors but they still have not put in some setting to tone down visual effects. Skyrim, I played for achievements. Given the way this year went, I am surprised it's this much stuff.
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Reposted by bjork
giving up on shit you aren't interested in is such a rush
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hot bath at 2:45 pm because
December 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I can ever force myself through the text adventures, this is the next place I’ll be
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Finished Swashbuckler's Xmas, but I'm gonna say: whoever is capable of clearing all levels with three stars without taking damage is perhaps the greatest game player ever.
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Watching Christmas Comes to Pac-Land. I really like that Frank Welker is Chomp-Chomp, and Peter Cullen is Sourpuss. I know they were Megatron and Optimus Prime too, I wonder if they were voices as enemies in any other titles.
December 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
After a night where I threw up a lot, then followed by a night of gastrointestinal dismay, hoping tonight is a night of just being unconscious.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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it’s actually incredibly easy to live one’s life without engaging with HP in any way, financially or otherwise

“oohhhh, but how will I play ‘Fort Night’“, “how will I go see the new Disneyland exhibit” — listen to yourselves
December 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
He’s like the Goku of being a classless shithead. It’s astounding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Looked it up and apparently I made time to finish 32 games this year. Given everything that’s happened, that’s pretty good.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Had a dream that I was at some real estate office and I told Becky Lynch that I forgot to punch in, and she goes, "You don't work here. You just brought a bed here and you take naps all day." I was momentarily taken aback by this news, but then I went and laid down about it. Then I woke up.
December 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A good rule of thumb is to always be working
Jesse Ventura on John Cena

"If he won the Championship 17 times, that means he lost it 17 times, and who would want to brag about that?"

😂

#SNME
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Shame they didn't make it $40.11
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Add both:
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December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Driving with a friend to Hollywood to see Frozen (the ski lift one) because the next closest location was Colorado. We were two of the three people at the screening.
Another time with the same friend, we left a screening of New Nightmare early because we were laughing too much at it. So fun.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Computer, you are getting a little too judgy
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
4.50 is probably inches
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is how you title porn. Not "18 years and one second old virgin stepcousin" nonsense. Someone's sucking a dick, and apparently it must be well done since it's THE blowjob. Who is it? Gotta watch for yourself. Take notes.
The Blowjob
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trying to find a funko pop for a friend of mine who asked, and it may not be out yet, but a photo exists of it in the wild, though no press releases or preorder info seems to exist for it anywhere? How does that work?
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Damn, gotta romhack a new dad voice for Fallout 3
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Decided I want to watch Silent Night, Deadly Night 1 and 2 tonight. My night will be incomplete without garbage day
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM