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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · Jul 1
When they localized Super League and it became Tommy Lasorda Baseball, I can understand localizing teams and leagues, voices, etc. But why the news reporter at the end of each game?
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 8h
Got that ‘I forgot to turn my ringer off and was awakened by texts’ unhappiness atm
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 15h
At least Snake-Eyes made the title screen this time
gi joe season 4 splash screen with joes standing in front of vehicles
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 18h
One year ago today I went to say goodbye to a friend who was probably the classiest person I’ve ever met, and if I could have it my way, would’ve been my father-in-law. Thinking about how much has happened in the last year, it just doesn’t seem possible for it all to be true. Wish it was not.
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 20h
season 4 is 20 episodes. At this point I can't not watch them... just not today. still reeling from an international special forces team laughing at an emotionally traumatized gorilla
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 20h
So the last episode of season 3 is about Pathfinder and Cobra Commander being handcuffed together. Pathfinder pissed off some lions who are giving chase, but CC is being chased by a lady gorilla who wants to fuck him. He tells her "I don't love you." The end of the episode is her crying. No, really.
Cobra Commander in a tree, being forcibly kissed by a gorilla
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 22h
Also Metalhead is being haunted by the ghost of alcatraz. It's always a good thing when the worst character gets tons and tons of screen time.
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 22h
Alcatraz gets reopened solely to house Cobra prisoners, so CC and Destro let everyone get arrested. They both get to keep their masks and they're on kitchen duty together and somehow this is a 2-parter. Also they made Baroness look weird too, me literally booing at a computer monitor
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 1d
Okay, looking ahead to 2026 season now. As always, I got cleveland
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds like somebody needs to play Mary Kate and Ashley Sweet 16: Licensed to Drive on the gamecube
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 1d
Yay birthday! Hope it was a solid one
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 1d
I read the lyrics to a song that I never knew the lyrics to, and now my brain is singing the song as intended, but it has almost ruined the song for me. I need to reclaim the lewd gibberish I had in its place
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
The odds of me ever doing business that way is already slim to begin with, but then when you conduct yourself that way, it goes to zero. Think before you act like a dipshit.
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
If you're a door to door solicitor, and the person says no thanks, just walk away. If the person tells you someone died and they're not interested, just walk away. When they then stop you a third time and you reply with some smartass shit, you absolutely deserve whatever rudeness you then receive.
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Also, WHY does Hawk now look like some bootleg X-Force character? I get that he had a newer toy, but no other character in the series has that weird headgear. It even stands out in a series where multiple guys have metal faces, just so weird. Also they forgot to color in his other ear cover thing
General Hawk, telling Falcon the way shit is Bootleg-ass lookin' General Hawk with some new recruit hillbilly guy
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
How would they possibly know what kind of cookies he eats in private meetings? There has to be a mole even deeper, right? Or I guess it could be possible that the entire concept is seriously flawed from the get-go? Never during this season, pshaw
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Some Joes join cobra in order to figure out who a mole might be. Turns out, Cobra made robot cockroaches that home in on a specific brand of cookies. You know, the cookies that General Hawk eats during his private meetings. Only his cookies. This means Hawk eats roach-ass cookies, dirty bastard
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Update: it is a mystery 👻
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Right? I just had a conversation not 24 hours ago about not buying stuff like this, I had to text them and be like "this doesn't count!"
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
I’m trying to buy healthier food but I couldn’t pass up one of these
Maruchan chicken flavor instant lunch with pac-man packaging
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Doorbell woke me up like 20 minutes ago. If they’re still there by the time I get washed off and dressed, I guess I’ll get to find out who it was
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 2d
Nothing like seeing a photo of yourself taken by someone else to make you go WHOA things are far worse than I had previously thought
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 3d
I like watching old movies and going ‘these people are all dead. That dog is probably dead too’
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 3d
Thwarted by typos once again
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 3d
Oh yeah
Bigass burrito
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bjork @golgo13.bsky.social · 3d
On one hand, it probably hurt when that guy ate shit twice while trying to run. On the other hand, it wouldn’t have happened if he wasn’t out there purposely being a shithead. Funny how that works.
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