You Might Be Cool, But You're Not Finn mac Cumhaill
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Unprofessional mini painter
I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Any/All
I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/
Any/All
Has it though? Because both franchises have been kind of shit for the last decade, and Trek was already deep in the mire of shit long before Star Wars joined it there.
Like, the last good thing Trek put out was *maybe* First Contact (1996), and that's being generous.
Like, the last good thing Trek put out was *maybe* First Contact (1996), and that's being generous.
You ever think about just how handily Star Trek has won the Star Wars/Star Trek war? Turns out making a lot of good content is really hard!
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Has it though? Because both franchises have been kind of shit for the last decade, and Trek was already deep in the mire of shit long before Star Wars joined it there.
Like, the last good thing Trek put out was *maybe* First Contact (1996), and that's being generous.
Like, the last good thing Trek put out was *maybe* First Contact (1996), and that's being generous.
Every time I have an opinion about TTRPGs that makes me feel like a crusty old grognard, I just go and watch a Mr Welch video and remember that *THAT* is what a crusty old grognard sounds like, and that I'm just slightly opinionated.
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Every time I have an opinion about TTRPGs that makes me feel like a crusty old grognard, I just go and watch a Mr Welch video and remember that *THAT* is what a crusty old grognard sounds like, and that I'm just slightly opinionated.
🎵Crawling in in my skin,
These wounds they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real🎵
These wounds they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real🎵
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🎵Crawling in in my skin,
These wounds they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real🎵
These wounds they will not heal,
Fear is how I fall,
Confusing what is real🎵
Crapsacks, I'm running low on Reikland Fleshshade (my secret sauce for gold), does anyone know a good, non-GW alternative?
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Crapsacks, I'm running low on Reikland Fleshshade (my secret sauce for gold), does anyone know a good, non-GW alternative?
I know The Kids™ have decided that the word "goon" is about masturbation, but a little part of me always reads posts about "gooning" as working for organised crime, or sometimes about drinking wine out of boxes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I know The Kids™ have decided that the word "goon" is about masturbation, but a little part of me always reads posts about "gooning" as working for organised crime, or sometimes about drinking wine out of boxes.
The only acceptable Christmas music is Christopher Lee's Christmas metal.
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The only acceptable Christmas music is Christopher Lee's Christmas metal.
Artists! Please show:
✨ The first piece you did in 2025
✨ Your favourite piece of the year
✨ Your most popular piece
✨ Your most recent piece
✨ The first piece you did in 2025
✨ Your favourite piece of the year
✨ Your most popular piece
✨ Your most recent piece
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Artists! Please show:
✨ The first piece you did in 2025
✨ Your favourite piece of the year
✨ Your most popular piece
✨ Your most recent piece
✨ The first piece you did in 2025
✨ Your favourite piece of the year
✨ Your most popular piece
✨ Your most recent piece
VIllainposting, eh?
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
VIllainposting, eh?
Blade Runner is the most boring movie ever made.
I, literally, used to put it on if I was having trouble sleeping, and I'd be out before the first replicant gets retired.
I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen the film all the way to the end.
I, literally, used to put it on if I was having trouble sleeping, and I'd be out before the first replicant gets retired.
I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen the film all the way to the end.
Give me your heretical movie takes.
I’ll start :
I like The Great Muppet Caper more than The Muppet Movie.
I’ll start :
I like The Great Muppet Caper more than The Muppet Movie.
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Blade Runner is the most boring movie ever made.
I, literally, used to put it on if I was having trouble sleeping, and I'd be out before the first replicant gets retired.
I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen the film all the way to the end.
I, literally, used to put it on if I was having trouble sleeping, and I'd be out before the first replicant gets retired.
I can count on one hand the number of times I've seen the film all the way to the end.
Repost to harden someones arteries.
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Repost to harden someones arteries.
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.
Dunno why everyone's getting all excited about Scotland qualifying for the World Cup (sure, first time in 27 years), we're just gonna do the usual and bomb out in the first round.
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Dunno why everyone's getting all excited about Scotland qualifying for the World Cup (sure, first time in 27 years), we're just gonna do the usual and bomb out in the first round.
Sometimes old D&D art is like "Wow, what a cool and evocative image that really fires my imagination!", and sometimes it's Lolth from the cover of 1980's Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sometimes old D&D art is like "Wow, what a cool and evocative image that really fires my imagination!", and sometimes it's Lolth from the cover of 1980's Queen of the Demonweb Pits.
Them: "This would kill a Victorian child!"
Victorian Children:
Victorian Children:
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Them: "This would kill a Victorian child!"
Victorian Children:
Victorian Children:
Ogre smash!
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ogre smash!
Fascists always think they're hard until they have to face the consequences of their actions.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fascists always think they're hard until they have to face the consequences of their actions.
I often find myself thinking about how reality has been slowly crumbling apart since David Bowie died.
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I often find myself thinking about how reality has been slowly crumbling apart since David Bowie died.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
And it always seems to be when it's a left-leaning creator being more open about how the setting was made to take the piss out of the right.
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
And it always seems to be when it's a left-leaning creator being more open about how the setting was made to take the piss out of the right.
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
One of my favourite things about satirical settings is watching "fans" melt down in real time when the writers decide to make the fact that the setting *is* a satire more obvious.
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
Them: "B-b-but it doesn't fit the tone!"
Other Fans: "It fits the tone exactly, you utter goober"
This "Outhouse Mimic" miniature is giving me massive "Look Who's Talking Too" vibes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This "Outhouse Mimic" miniature is giving me massive "Look Who's Talking Too" vibes.
Cuomo fell for one of the classic blunders. The most well known of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when an election is on the line!"
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Cuomo fell for one of the classic blunders. The most well known of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when an election is on the line!"
Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)
Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like:
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like: