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JASP-BEAR 🍎🧸
@goblinbaby.bsky.social
💎 we must feed him. we must feed him gravel
💫 jasper, they/it, wannabe warlock, adult, no minors
👽 sex/kink positive but you should still flag your smut !!
🍄 horny on main sometimes
💗: teddy bears, ffxiv, discworld, star trek, horror, zombies, vampires
Pinned
new pmd pokesona, jacky!!! theyre a hasty natured snubbull, they adventure for treasure and love to collect mementos. their friendly personality constants cutely with their grumpy face. theyre utterly blind without glasses and wishes they were a poison type pokemon. headbutts when panicked.
i finished hogfather!! it was so so good, for sure gotta be an annual read. i love susan SO MUCH, when she was antagonizing teatime near the end i was just losing it. i liked teatimes character much better in the book than the adaptation, which is not surprising. film is very limiting
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
booktok women are the horniest creatures this endless universe is capable fo creating, i think. and thats wonderful
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
*sits bolt upright in bed* i need to watch quest for camelot
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
me every second hanz gruber is onscreen
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
its very embarrassing that i cant even speed walk 1km without my heart trying to beat out of my chest but the only way its gonna get easier is if it sucks for a long ass time. which is such bullshit but its that or i be at this level or worse of fitness forever
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Men aren't more lonely than women but the loneliness epidemic is real. Millions are in isolation, it's capitalist individualism, & disability is isolating. Lots of folks are really alone. But it's not gendered, that framing is patriarchy, babying men like their unhappiness is everyone else's burden.
According to Pew Research and a few other stats, the loneliness epidemic isn’t disproportionately affecting men over other genders.

I have a feeling that men have been the squeaky wheel over the last few years.

If anything, we have a loneliness epidemic because more people are (barely) surviving.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
tree is FINALLY up !!!
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
gonna watch die hard tonight. hans gruber here i come
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
at walmart picking up groceries and the car suddenly wont start. fuuuuuUUUCCCCKK i just wanna read
December 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
YES YEAH WAHOO WOOOO YEAH WO YEAH WOOO!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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jealousy psychiatrist
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
need to make a discworpd self insert already... ive been scared to cause being too self indulgent makes me feel shame >3>
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
uh oh!! read a really well done fanfic and now i wanna fuck an embarrassing character
December 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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uhmmm did OP miss her naptime when she made this?
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
to anyone still missing harry potter i wish u a very Get Into Discworld. its not the power fantasy that hp is but its better in literally every way besides that
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i really wanna read hogfather and im thinking about reading it before any of the rest of the death series. i mean ive seen the movie i know susan is his granddaughter i dont think anything else will get ruined for me that hasnt already been spoiled
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i should probably stop isolating myself and talk to my friends already but thats scary and hard so i could also just not do that
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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it's so funny when people are like "i just can't keep my cat from going outside!" bro that is an 8 pound animal, how are you letting it outmaneuver you
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
when teatime does his laugh im like
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i can tell im off my birth control cause im thinking about biting necks again
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*hornily* vimes is like 5'8 max and sybil is at least 5'11 but probably more like 6 feet and vimes is wiry and skinny and sybil is big and fat and -
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i cant even tell you how much i wish there was a made for tv watch movie made back when they were making these, like the color of magic and hogfather. nobby and constable visits cameo in hogfather just makes me wish that more. that was a PERFECT nobby
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
feel like fuckin bad so im gonna order a pizza with a gift card ive had squirreled away and watch hogfather
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM