Gnomey BumbleCrunch
@gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social
simple gnome doin simple things (he/they/gnome)
I’m only slightly joking when I say that I think the pope being from Chicago has blessed the bears this season
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m only slightly joking when I say that I think the pope being from Chicago has blessed the bears this season
Superman still makes me cry. I love hope and optimism 😢
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Superman still makes me cry. I love hope and optimism 😢
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. I am thankful for all my gnomies, homies, and associates. Here’s to more years of goofiness
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate. I am thankful for all my gnomies, homies, and associates. Here’s to more years of goofiness
I was mistaken. The scent was gnome shit
I like the scent of gnome musk
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I was mistaken. The scent was gnome shit
I like the scent of gnome musk
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I like the scent of gnome musk
“Grok, show me this guy’s balls. Now make them bigger… bigger…. BIGGER”
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Grok, show me this guy’s balls. Now make them bigger… bigger…. BIGGER”
AHHHHH I WANNA SMOKE JUST GIVE ME A JOB PLEASE
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
AHHHHH I WANNA SMOKE JUST GIVE ME A JOB PLEASE
If you extract camp in arc raiders your moms a ho
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you extract camp in arc raiders your moms a ho
I love when Pim does the little muppet thing with his mouth
a cartoon character with his mouth wide open and his tongue out
ALT: a cartoon character with his mouth wide open and his tongue out
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November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I love when Pim does the little muppet thing with his mouth
There have been multiple Ninja Sex Party albums since I last checked them out. I didn’t know it had been that long. I’m a fake fan…
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There have been multiple Ninja Sex Party albums since I last checked them out. I didn’t know it had been that long. I’m a fake fan…
God I love my dog. She’s almost 12. I think I’ve decided she will live forever
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
God I love my dog. She’s almost 12. I think I’ve decided she will live forever
I need money so I can do shrooms again
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I need money so I can do shrooms again
After a long rain I like to go out and fling mud at the grannies passing by. Lmao
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
After a long rain I like to go out and fling mud at the grannies passing by. Lmao
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect hole
I want a perfect hole
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect hole
I want a perfect hole
Feeling the pure unadulterated dread and disappointment of a bad omelet flip
Feeling the pure ecstasy of a perfect omelet flip
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Feeling the pure unadulterated dread and disappointment of a bad omelet flip
Incels are way too comfortable. We need to tar and feather them
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Incels are way too comfortable. We need to tar and feather them
I know there’s a lot of hate for black ops 7, a lot of it justified, but damn Kevin Sherwood and the sound team at treyarch have absolutely killed it as always. Shoutout Elena Siegman too. Incredible voice
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I know there’s a lot of hate for black ops 7, a lot of it justified, but damn Kevin Sherwood and the sound team at treyarch have absolutely killed it as always. Shoutout Elena Siegman too. Incredible voice
Feeling the pure ecstasy of a perfect omelet flip
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Feeling the pure ecstasy of a perfect omelet flip
I fucking hate that insurance selling emu
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I fucking hate that insurance selling emu
Manifesting a big bearded wife
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Manifesting a big bearded wife
I’m freaking my geek out
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m freaking my geek out
Did the New Zealand trick to play black ops 7 early. I’m not a HUGE cod fan but I am pretty excited for the campaign and zombies. It’s cool seeing a follow up to black ops 2
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Did the New Zealand trick to play black ops 7 early. I’m not a HUGE cod fan but I am pretty excited for the campaign and zombies. It’s cool seeing a follow up to black ops 2
My fingers haven’t stopped growing since i touched that strange purple mushroom outside my house
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My fingers haven’t stopped growing since i touched that strange purple mushroom outside my house
Dipping my toes in the bog
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Dipping my toes in the bog
Placing a big cigar into the top of my hat so that the smoke rises into my hat and gives me a strong, yet manageable, buzz
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Placing a big cigar into the top of my hat so that the smoke rises into my hat and gives me a strong, yet manageable, buzz