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Glouphert

@glouphert.bsky.social

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Father to my goobbue son Goubert, husband to Lucinne, friend to my wife's boyfriend Bradford, femboy. Mostly SFW, sometimes with implied nudity and/or sexual acts if I believe it makes it funnier, nothing actually graphic though.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 13h

They're making us play deadly games. Players that get eliminated get executed. First game was Red Light, Green Light and it was a massacre: 255 deaths. I had an easy time though, I'm used to holding that kind of pose for extended periods of time.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 13h

Anyway, back to the contest. Staff gave us a quick rundown: six games over six days, 456 players with a prizepool that can get up to 45.6 millions gils as more and more players get eliminated. Ah, right, the eliminations...

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 13h

The day started so well! It turned out three of my friends have joined the tournament: Koko on the left, and the lalafell and old lady from the day 5 cruise ship, the one that led us to two weeks of trouble. That was over two months already, crazy. Also, yes, I forgot their names...

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 13h

This was a terrible idea! It's day 71 of my vacation, and I have some regrets.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 1d

Things aren't as bad as they seem, though: a dashing man invited me to participate in some tournament with a huge prize on the line! I get to have a chance at making a lot of money by playing games?! This is a great idea!!

Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 1d

It finally happened: I ran out of money. I knew I shouldn't have hired the mariachis, their rates have become ridiculously high since the war!

Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 1d

Day 70 already, at what point does being on vacation become a full time job?

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 2d

It's day 69 of my vacation y'all, and I'm celebrating that the best way I can: watching my wife and her boyfriend from the closet, with a live musical performance, and in good company!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 3d

Vacations, day 68: I went back to straight hair, the perm reminded me too much that I dropped out of art school

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 4d

Then I realized that today is the 31st and not the 30th, so I had to get some last minute costumes for my goobbue son Goubert and me. Thanks to the random passerby who took the selfie for me!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 4d

I hung out with some old friends of mine. We've kind of drifted apart over the years and don't see each other much anymore but they came to my funeral, that was pretty nice!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 4d

Vacations, day 67: I dropped out of art school, the pressure and tuition fees were becoming too much.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, sure, becoming a student isn't typically a vacation activity, but painting is my passion, so it won't even feel like work!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 5d

Vacations, day 66: I have decided to follow my lifelong dream of becoming a painter by enrolling in a prestigious art school!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 6d

I'd also like to figure out what to do with all that hair...

Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 6d

Between the non-stop traveling, buying the studio, building sets, hiring actors (and still paying the Greinborg actor...), costumes, insurance fees, notary fees, lawyer fees, and the funeral, I am in a tough spot. I need to be really, really smart with what I have left.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 6d

Today wasn't exactly relaxing either but for a whole different reason: I reviewed my expenses, and it turns out a multi-month vacation wasn't a great financial decision.

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 6d

Vacations, day 65: okay, I was a little bit reckless yesterday, my bad y'all. I did not get hurt, though!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 7d

Vacations, day 64: I'm on a dinosaur island haha

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 8d

My wife is fine with it, she's just really, really, really insistent that I need to stop taking big, unnecessary risks. I can do that, no problem! I don't even really see the point in telling me that, it's not like I actively seek danger or something haha

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 8d

Vacations, day 63: I've spent the whole day at home, and while my resurrection would have made for a fine ending to my vacation, I'm itching to get back out there. Last week was pretty stressful, after all!

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 9d

Vacations, day 62: I crashed my own funeral lol

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 10d

I'm sure it'll all come back to me eventually. It's probably nothing urgent anyway. And honestly, I have got priorities of my own: I need to announce my resurrection to my loved ones, and I think I know just how…

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 10d

The people from down below offered to send me back to the living in exchange for completing a special mission for them. Unfortunately, I got too excited by the opportunity and may have been paying only half attention to the details...

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Glouphert @glouphert.bsky.social · 10d

Vacations, day 61: I'M SO FREAKING BACK

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