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home of the world-famous "worst joke"

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also i get to see what playlists my videos are put in. it's been a bit surreal to see my teto songs in people's Teto Faves Megaplaylists. especially since most other songs have a thumbnail budget, whereas i'm operating off of the total msrp of the fritos bags in the value packs that no one wants
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
last night i had a dream where i was playing a race against cpus in kirby air riders and won, but there was a mechanic where one of the cpus could be randomly revealed to have died in the middle of the race and it would automatically give them first place
February 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Reposted by glotch
"see you later, loser" ft. kasane teto out now!! i think "drum breaks + windows samples" is the best description of my entire life. had a ton of fun making this, so hope you enjoy!!

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
youtu.be/EvOTdCivu-o
or everything except the fade out below!
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"see you later, loser" ft. kasane teto out now!! i think "drum breaks + windows samples" is the best description of my entire life. had a ton of fun making this, so hope you enjoy!!

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
youtu.be/EvOTdCivu-o
or everything except the fade out below!
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
making a music video using the standard suite of video creation tools (virtualbox and autohotkey)
February 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
i watched iron lung today. why didn't the sub have a go up button? are they stupid?
February 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
just wrote a really good verse for the new song, but it did require me to rhyme "architecture" with "picture" which is kinda wack, so i think it balances out to being normal
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
started playing half life 2 for the first time tonight. it may be too early to call it, but i think the source engine just might represent the future of video gaming
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i just realized this is the end result of me being enamored with windows error remixes on scratch as a kid. dear god, nothing ever changes
i wasn't planning on doing another teto song right now but unfortunately i came up with a really fun+good framing device in the shower last night. so waiter, another round please!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i wasn't planning on doing another teto song right now but unfortunately i came up with a really fun+good framing device in the shower last night. so waiter, another round please!!
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i originally posted this kind of offhandedly but over the past year i have found myself thinking about this one a lot. it's kind of cliche, but like.. is it wrong though
it's not over til you dead
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Reposted by glotch
cover of "onion delivery - day job" from ufo 50 out now!! this is a very yummy track and i had a lot of fun covering it. every day my ability to use a normal people time signature erodes slightly

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEfY...
or here!

#ufo50
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
cover of "onion delivery - day job" from ufo 50 out now!! this is a very yummy track and i had a lot of fun covering it. every day my ability to use a normal people time signature erodes slightly

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEfY...
or here!

#ufo50
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
what i inevitably find when making a song cover is that all music is actually very simple to break down and that it's actually not that complicated to make music that's engaging.

what i inevitably find when going back to composing myself is nuh uh
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
cheating at the choose your own adventure book by finishing one path and then backtracking to start another one
January 21, 2026 at 4:21 AM
any mutuals wanna join my torture circle? when we go to hell it allows us to be tortured together instead of being separate. you have to download an app for it but it's whatever. i can only take 3 more people before i have to upgrade to premium though, and that's like $80/year only payable by klarna
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
if i had a nickel for every movie i watched this weekend about conspiracy theorists in small town america that released in 2025 and starred emma stone and were also very good i would have two nickels

(bugonia and eddington)
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Reposted by glotch
teto missile direct to your location? on a wednesday? more likely than you think! "3 hours later" ft. kasane teto is out now!! another one that was really fun to make and made me feel very clever

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrx...

short preview below!
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
somehow only realized several hours after upload that the new track was like 2db quieter than it should've been for no reason because there was one errant peak that snuck its way in... fixed it on newgrounds but sorry youtube gang. you'll just have to crank up the volume
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
teto missile direct to your location? on a wednesday? more likely than you think! "3 hours later" ft. kasane teto is out now!! another one that was really fun to make and made me feel very clever

listen:
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrx...

short preview below!
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
sometimes it feels like there's an endemic rot in society that can never be treated and that we all have to wade through every day to find meaning, but other times i eat a ice cream
January 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
i miss using linux, but luckily, i've found a way to recreate the experience for all you windows users: take your oculus quest 2 that you haven't used in over a year and try to connect it to your underpowered laptop to play some beat saber, which you also haven't updated the mods for in over a year
January 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
writing a melody isn't even hard bro
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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