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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 21h

Lead is heavy thereby by ingesting it I’m technically lifting every time I stand up I’m very smart

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Drill baby drill

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Yaz since we brought him here in January has gone from “standoffish” to “lays on the couch next to me” to “if I’m not nestled directly under your chin I am not doing my job” #catsky

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Isn’t AJ’s dead cap money for the Eagles astronomical and thus makes him mostly untradeable?

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 1d

Sitting here weighing the pro and cons to getting my vaccines tomorrow and knowingly losing a day of my vacation for it to feel like ass

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

Me seeing fans around the NFL watch as the Patriots start to become good again

a man standing in front of a monster with the words " it 's afraid " above him

ALT: a man standing in front of a monster with the words " it 's afraid " above him

media.tenor.com

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

Stripe show in Nawlins right nkw

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 2d

I was wondering when I walked by the egg section today why half the shelves were empty with big ol “Out of Stock Don’t Ask” signs guess that checks out

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone in the NFL just sucks this year huh?

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

Love that absolutely no one fucking remembers who was in office between March 2020 and February 2021

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

I did not have the Bruins being 3-0 to start the season I'm not gonna lie

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 3d

UMass football should be given the death penalty by the NCAA, not for any violations or anything but because it would be a net improvement on humanity as a whole

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 4d

I;m thinkin about thos Beans

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 4d

Not me struggling to concentrate on the LEGO set he just opened as the IPA’s start taking hold

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 4d

I approve of non UMass-Amherst Hockey East violence

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 4d

Typical Youtube comment section:

a cartoon shows a group of people sitting in a courtroom with the caption awful lot of honkeys in here

ALT: a cartoon shows a group of people sitting in a courtroom with the caption awful lot of honkeys in here

media.tenor.com

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

a cartoon of a robot with the words remember me

ALT: a cartoon of a robot with the words remember me

media.tenor.com

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 5d

This is how the Rapture really happens

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

Which is sad because I vastly prefer any of the AL teams to any of the NL ones (and a Canadian team winning the World Series this year may cause slightly larger strokes on Penn. Ave)

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

Time for Bruins hockey, or as my mom would call it “I don’t like that very much… what time is it on?”

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 6d

Now get them posting over here too

GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 7d

Calling everything they don’t like “soy” while their actual livelihoods depended on said product is a hilarious outcome when it’s unsellable now in the US because it’s associated with being weak

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 7d

I’m of the belief that they’re so up their own ass that they’d relish the chance to blame an in-air collision on the Democraps somehow

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GLOSS @glosston.bsky.social · 7d

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