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@globthealmighty.bsky.social

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📯🧎n.s.f.w nonbinary bog goblin ▪️ cryptid▪️ they/them ▪️ MNDI 🔞 ▪️ 27 ▪️read 📌 before ✉️📫 ▪️$5 misgendering fee ▪️ venmo/cashapp/paypal: goblinthempress▪️queer, poly, and partnered▪️ tips are not rewarded unless stated on the post NO AGE ON PROFILE = BLOCKED

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 10

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

a cute graphic showing the dropboxes of content globbie has for sale and where to send money for purchasing them. the dropboxes come with all access guaranteed, meaning when new content is added you have the option to receive it for no additional payment.

the dropboxes and their prices are as listed:

Glob Bits - $25
Globbie’s Throat Training - $40
Globbussy - $25
GlobMix - $25
Shower Globbie - $25
The Globgasm Tapes - $40
Anal Globbie - $15
globbie can be found on cashapp, venmo, and paypal under the username goblinthempress

i'll get my priv twt up once i can figure out
how to log back into my account without
getting it suspended
it'll be $10 a month with payment options
for 3, 6 and 12 months
monthly payment due by the 15th, or you'll
be booted
i'll post uncensored explicit content &
horny thoughts (etc) on there

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NatTheeSpaceWhore (10/50$) BUYERS ONLY‼️ @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 9h

No tips today or sales 😒

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 11h

This goes super silly when you remember tht SO MANY SEXWORKERS have extremly cheap fansites you can subscribe to. Almost all of my mutuals offer their entire catalog of content for less than a Hulu subscription SO YEAH ITS WEIRD HOW YALL BE LIKE “won’t a whore think of my pockets” nd it’s $9/month

Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 11h

No I dnt think it’s mean to suggest tht if you’re broke you should go watch porn on a monetized free porn site and leave the working girls alone until you can afford a direct purchase. I’m not saying you don’t deserve to watch porn I’m saying you shouldn’t seek out luxury services you can’t afford.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

pay attention to this or i'm deleting media

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 13h

internet bill due this weekend
come buy 🫶🏻🖤

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 10

i have content for sale, and just opened my priv nsfw twt for subscribers! 🥰🖤 see the pics and alt text for details.

i'm posting my first uncensored video once i get 20 paid followers! <3

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

i 🖤 blocking people who don't repost sex workers

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 6h

not enough of u are obsessed with me

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 6h

i woke up at 5:30am today

that's usually my bedtime

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NatTheeSpaceWhore (10/50$) BUYERS ONLY‼️ @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 7h

My bad I kind of forgot to post but enjoy this pic of my ass <3

Image of me wearing my gray shorts, facing my butt towards the camera.
There are hues of blue, neon green, and pink reflecting off my butt and feet

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Andraste 𓆤 @suviinatulip.bsky.social · 7h

Available on SextPanther! x 💫
- Approach me nicely, subbies.

#FemDom #Findom #BDSMLifestyle #NSFW #Sexting #Dominatrix #TeaseandDenial #21+
#JOI #Edging #ChastityTraining #2dfd

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 7h

Happy Tuesday thirsty tranches ! 🫶🏾

Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · Jun 19

Hey!! With the intention of getting you to say you love small titties

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

adorableeeeee

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Allie ($99/$50) 🪻 @alliereadsxsmut.com · 9h

so anyway... my new profile picture is cute, right? 🍄

allie holding up a red tipped mushroom toy in front of her face. the right edge of the photo is framed by green foliage.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

i 🖤 blocking people who don't repost sex workers

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 7h

pay attention to this or i'm deleting media

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 7h

If your idea if revolution is increasing the frequency with which you repost “freakin Cheeto in charge” type content please just be quiet instead

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Mauve 🔞 @chubbymauve.bsky.social · 10h

Thanks for the tip~ 💋💋💋

Mauve stands in front of a black background with mushrooms printed over it. She is nude. Her arms are raised and her hands are behind her head off screen.

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 10h

This gives short girl so cute I’m jst like y’all!!

Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · Dec 18

Tip me so I can buy more cute work outfits 🖤👋🏾

#blacknsfw #tt #fssw #hairypits #allblackeverythimg

Dai standing in a bathroom doorway taking a selfie. They’re wearing black lingerie throwing the peace sign in a very large bathroom mirror

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Dai is tired @maniamademe.bsky.social · 10h

“I should smoke before I go do this thing”
.5 seconds after smoking
“Abort mission captain we shlump”

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NatTheeSpaceWhore (10/50$) BUYERS ONLY‼️ @nattheespacewhore.bsky.social · 1d

Still offering this until October 31st🤞🏽

Graphic poster made by me that says “knifeplay/blood” “ buy entire set for 45$”
With blurry images of me and blood splatters. the words “25 images + 3 videos” in purple letters, “access to my private snap” in neon red letters, and the words “must age verify” at the bottom in red neon letters.

Knife emojis have been edited on to the image.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 10h

iirc it was a meme that was just someone's art with text over it

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 10h

because she was reposting stolen content or art, per the list description ¿

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · May 23

sexy people use alt text and recognize that generative AI and AI search engines are garbage

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Jan 27

gtfo with ur AI
with ur raceplay
with ur lack of alt text
with no age or verification link
with ur musty crusty bad angle no lighting dick pick
with ur stolen porn reposts
with ur lack of ethics
with ur “i don’t pay for porn”

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Jan 27

abt to go thru and block the ageless accounts
y’all r annoying me not reading my bio

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Apr 9

stop reposting stolen porn accounts

stop following stolen porn accounts

stop posting stolen porn

any porn posted without consent from and credit to the creator(s) is theft.

i will annihilate you.

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globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 28d

just added sooo many accounts to this

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 5

i fixed it, thanks to the one person who let me know i fucked it up

fresh blocklist for youse to sub to if needed

bsky.app/profile/did:...

globbie @globthealmighty.bsky.social · Sep 2

got tired of seeing this shit

please lmk if i did this correctly or what i have to do to make it a blocklist

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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